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Sherrers wrote:Is Lady-Goading like Bear-Baiting?
Less chance of injury in bear baiting. They also make more noise, I find ladies to be stealthier.
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Fandango Widewheels- Moderator
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Less chance of injury in bear baiting. They also make more noise, I find ladies to be stealthier.
Sherrers- Admin
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Broadhead wrote:That leaves only Tiny, but at the rate that girl moves it is almost impossible to keep up with her
She's probably had 3 kids, written a novel and is enjoying retirement in the Cotswolds.
Because she is small she has an accelerated live cycle you see.
Lady-science.
Fandango Widewheels- Moderator
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Sherrers wrote:Broadhead wrote:That leaves only Tiny, but at the rate that girl moves it is almost impossible to keep up with her
She's probably had 3 kids, written a novel and is enjoying retirement in the Cotswolds.
Because she is small she has an accelerated live cycle you see.
Lady-science.
Like a mouse? Does that mean you can also throw her out of a plane and she won't splat when she hits the ground?
Sherrers- Admin
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I don't reckon any of this man-think is helping the situation somehow.
Fandango Widewheels- Moderator
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It was times like this when the ladies would usually appear and put everything right. I fear what may happen without them around.
Son of Nod- vvwi
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Fandango Widewheels wrote:Sherrers wrote:Broadhead wrote:That leaves only Tiny, but at the rate that girl moves it is almost impossible to keep up with her
She's probably had 3 kids, written a novel and is enjoying retirement in the Cotswolds.
Because she is small she has an accelerated live cycle you see.
Lady-science.
Like a mouse? Does that mean you can also throw her out of a plane and she won't splat when she hits the ground?
Mice don't splat?
Fandango Widewheels- Moderator
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Son of Nod wrote:Fandango Widewheels wrote:Sherrers wrote:Broadhead wrote:That leaves only Tiny, but at the rate that girl moves it is almost impossible to keep up with her
She's probably had 3 kids, written a novel and is enjoying retirement in the Cotswolds.
Because she is small she has an accelerated live cycle you see.
Lady-science.
Like a mouse? Does that mean you can also throw her out of a plane and she won't splat when she hits the ground?
Mice don't splat?
Look up terminal velocity.
Son of Nod- vvwi
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Stokes law...A creature such as a mouse falling at its terminal velocity is much more likely to survive impact with the ground than a human falling at its terminal velocity.
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Fandango Widewheels- Moderator
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Son of Nod wrote:Stokes law...
Mmmmm, physics.
Broadhead- vvwi
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Sherrers wrote:I don't reckon any of this man-think is helping the situation somehow.
This.
Mac- vw
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fuck me no wonder there is no gash on here, i've just read the rest of it.
Son of Nod- vvwi
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The Mac wrote:fuck me no wonder there is no gash on here, i've just read the rest of it.
I have a gash.....
on my left knee
Sherrers- Admin
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I am rolling my imaginary sleeves up and getting my pinny on...
T.B- Moderator
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Sherrers wrote:T.B isn't speaking to me because I had to cancel Ibiza. I saw Riot Bird at Carnival actually. Said she'd given up the internet.
poppycock you mad bastard
I'm here aren't i?
sheesh
T.B- Moderator
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Sherrers wrote:I am rolling my imaginary sleeves up and getting my pinny on...
I'm going to clean this town up. With extreme prejudice.
Son of Nod- vvwi
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Wup wup wup....Kleeerplonk!!!
T.B- Moderator
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I've only been gone about 3 weeks. 2 week holiday and fucking endless catch-up at work.
Sherrers- Admin
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It's ok no one is taking names.
I may send out a forum email to rally the troops.
I may send out a forum email to rally the troops.
Broadhead- vvwi
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Sherrers wrote:It's ok no one is taking names.
I may send out a forum email to rally the troops.
Do we have those?
Broadhead- vvwi
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Where is the everyones favourite Polo-playing Turnip whisperer these days? I haven't seen the country bumpkin round these parts for ages.
wookie- vvwi
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he's too busy quaffing champagne with some horsey looking motherfuckers
Broadhead- vvwi
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wookie wrote:he's too busy quaffing champagne with some horsey looking motherfuckers
How times have changed. I miss the tales of Blyth.
Son of Nod- vvwi
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He'll return soon no doubt....
Massive text to turnip face
Massive text to turnip face
Mac- vw
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Broadhead wrote:Where is the everyones favourite Polo-playing Turnip whisperer these days? I haven't seen the country bumpkin round these parts for ages.
Bishop- vvwi
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Broadhead wrote:Where is the everyones favourite Polo-playing Turnip whisperer these days? I haven't seen the country bumpkin round these parts for ages.
hello. I am here oh balding one. Been busy my old fruit with work and holidays and general turnip duites.
Broadhead- vvwi
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Bishop wrote:Broadhead wrote:Where is the everyones favourite Polo-playing Turnip whisperer these days? I haven't seen the country bumpkin round these parts for ages.
Todays quote of the day on the BBC website:
"Thomas Anderson (1819-74) was the first person to discover what turnips are made of.
One who is proud of ancestry is like a turnip; there is nothing good of him but that which is underground. SAMUEL BUTLER (1835-1902)"
A fitting piece for your return, i'm sure you will agree.
Fandango Widewheels- Moderator
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Woohoo, Bish is back.
In other news, I'm getting my office decorated.
In other news, I'm getting my office decorated.
Broadhead- vvwi
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Fandango Widewheels wrote:Woohoo, Bish is back.
In other news, I'm getting my office decorated.
Have your work done a wedding shower type collection for you? Mine did when i got married all those years ago. I went really red and didn't invite any of them to the wedding or night do.
Fandango Widewheels- Moderator
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Broadhead wrote:Fandango Widewheels wrote:Woohoo, Bish is back.
In other news, I'm getting my office decorated.
Have your work done a wedding shower type collection for you? Mine did when i got married all those years ago. I went really red and didn't invite any of them to the wedding or night do.
Yep, just had that one. Disturbed a meeting to come in and hand me two presents and a card. As in your case, none of them are invited to any of the festivities. I did thank them graciously though.
Broadhead- vvwi
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Fandango Widewheels wrote:Broadhead wrote:Fandango Widewheels wrote:Woohoo, Bish is back.
In other news, I'm getting my office decorated.
Have your work done a wedding shower type collection for you? Mine did when i got married all those years ago. I went really red and didn't invite any of them to the wedding or night do.
Yep, just had that one. Disturbed a meeting to come in and hand me two presents and a card. As in your case, none of them are invited to any of the festivities. I did thank them graciously though.
I was just happy with the extra day off they gave me the day before the wedding. It's the little things.