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wookie wrote:elrusto wrote:wookie wrote:i've never been to spain or australia
i've ridden on a baby elephant
i broke my arm, by running over myself with my sledge
and i have a fear of going ice skating, falling over and some skating by and slicing my fingers off
Wookie, I'm intrigued to know how you ran over yourself with a sledge... much in the same way I would like to know how Brian 'East 17' Harvey managed to run himself over with a car!!!
i'll tell you, on sat if your going to hana's party at carries
i did read somewhere, he blamed running over himself, on potatoes
as he had some for dinner, they made him ill, so he stop his car to be sick, and some how managed to fall out of his car and press his foot down on the accelator at the same time.
Ye Olde Rog wrote:Ah wait!
I know this one. This is when were in Ibiza and young Frenchy and his mate called you Shergar all week?
You confessed to me you had no idea why. I had to remind you what your surname was.
FRENCHY wrote:one of them just said 'i'm from facking landan mate' and he said 'what did he say?? i am eeeenglish'
bigdaddy wrote:FRENCHY wrote:one of them just said 'i'm from facking landan mate' and he said 'what did he say?? i am eeeenglish'
Brilliant.
Sherrers wrote:wooo Wacky Porn Landlord in Recollection Shocker
I have not watched television in my own home for nearly 12 years.
I once skinned up on a boat in a hurricane.
My dog doesn't speak english.
Sherrers wrote:sterling efforts from all of you!
keep them coming.
the great things about mundane facts are there are a lot more than you think. As life is 99% mundane.
jim_kezzle wrote:They didnt know how long they took to travel through the body as nobody had ever swallowed one before but checked on x-ray and said it should work its way out at some point.
bigdaddy wrote:I used to do 14 hour days teaching English in Korea. The high point had to be when I discovered that the single student who'd show for the 6AM class had asked for that class specifically because she knew she's be the only student, and she wanted to make a move on me.
My fellow teacher Doug and I once had to make a quick exit from a students' birthday party when we discovered that the invite list was three hugely underage (and very interested) Korean girls, two male teachers, and no parents.
Joe wrote:This is the best thread on the internet this week.
Sherrers wrote:
My second toe is longer than my big toe
MarkD77 wrote:Sherrers wrote:sterling efforts from all of you!
keep them coming.
the great things about mundane facts are there are a lot more than you think. As life is 99% mundane.
My second toe is longer than my big toe
jim_kezzle wrote:however I can whistle without moving my lips
Token Bird wrote:jim_kezzle wrote:however I can whistle without moving my lips
saucy! I bet you don't have to lock your toilet cos people know you are in there
I can't say the word "Snorkel" without laughing and getting it wrong
I have a Blue Peter badge
I went on a course to learn about Bonsai and I now have a teeny tiny forest.
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