Share your pet hates with Dc10's residents...

I am not a right big fan of :

1. NIMBYs. - Keep it in your own yard then.

2. Jubilee Street closures.- I'm not all that bothered about royalists but I saw 3 major roads closed yesterday for what was no more than a dozen people.

3. Channel 4. - I just feel very let down by you.

4. Kids called "Darko" who quite deliberately pronounce USB as "Oos-sub". - Really he did.

5. Tesco 'finest'. - Don't try and sell me "Hedgerow Preserve" it's just fucking jam man!

6. England on Friday. - Every cunt.

7. Radio 2 Presenters and their 'crews' jokily explaining the traffic on Friday was officially the worst there has ever been. - Thanks I know the M4 is a metal hell cos I have been burning in it for 8 hours. You always seem to notice after it happens.

8. Inappropriate Adults. - People who talk in cinemas are bad enough but do you have to bring spazzers with you? It just makes me look really bad when I shush them and then they cry.

9. Croxted Road. - Thin busy bastard.

10. Hypocritical Govts. - The criminal 'justice' act bans gatherings outside. You can have a street party for the Queen though. Fuck off forever.


cheers

Sherrers wrote:
8. Inappropriate Adults. - People who talk in cinemas are bad enough but do you have to bring spazzers with you? It just makes me look really bad when I shush them and then they cry.

You've just made my day.

People who spend their time concentrating on the outer circle

Is that diagram in Ayn Rand's books?

Nope, it's from the Seven Habits of Highly Effective People.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Seven_Habits_of_Highly_Effective_People

I'm highly effective.

I knew it was some kind of mad tory self love manual

ha

Sherrers wrote:I knew it was some kind of mad tory self love manual

I read that as mandatory self love manual.

Self love manuals are mandatory in my life.

just thinking about a tory spank mag has made the inside of my head dirty

Habit 6: Synergize

This sort of talk makes me do a sick in my mouth.

Mark has an almost American lack of shame

Mac wrote:just thinking about a tory spank mag has made the inside of my head dirty

I like to have an open mind on everything.

It's served me well so far

If you can't beat 'em, join 'em, or in other words 'sell your soul to the American devil'

Oooh, I just had a moment then

Sherrers wrote:
QUANGO QUANGO!

NATIONALISE MY PRIVATES[/size]

I love you

Sherrers wrote:

NATIONALISE MY PRIVATES

hahahaha

very good

hahahaha!!

haha Toryporn.

I have to give two hours of my time today to the Counter Terrorist police. They're coming to tell me all about 'the increased threat of terrorism due to Dow's connection with the olympic games'. I can just see all the islamic fundamentalists queuing up outside the site now, armed with rocket propelled grenades and suicide vests. Al Qaeda are apparently massive in the North East.

I'm going to make them sit through 'The Power of Nightmares' instead

Coming back to work has knocked me for 6. Loads of emails, none of them relevent to me whatsoever.

AND someone has nicked me bin. Is nothing sacred?!

When my alarm went off this morning i had no clue what was happening, so turned it off and went back to sleep for half hour. Needless to say i missed my bus so i've had to drive in.

50 Shades of Grey.

Bore off and watch some porn.

That's the most cryptic message I've seen on here for a long time.

The porn bit got my interest. Can you whet my appetite further?

It's a chick lit thing that is famous because it appeared out of online self publishing but is basically lady porn. It's a huge bestseller.

I can't imagine Scott has read it or even seen it, I imagine it's a hot office topic.

Then again my imagination isn't what it was.

Fandango Widewheels wrote:That's the most cryptic message I've seen on here for a long time.

The porn bit got my interest. Can you whet my appetite further?

Its a book for middle aged women who buy everything from Tesco and no longer have sex. It's "racey" apparently. I'm sick of hearing about it.

Sherrers wrote:It's a chick lit thing that is famous because it appeared out of online self publishing but is basically lady porn. It's a huge bestseller.

I can't imagine Scott has read it or even seen it, I imagine it's a hot office topic.

Then again my imagination isn't what it was.

This.

A little window into Scott's existential pain