1. NIMBYs. - Keep it in your own yard then.
2. Jubilee Street closures.- I'm not all that bothered about royalists but I saw 3 major roads closed yesterday for what was no more than a dozen people.
3. Channel 4. - I just feel very let down by you.
4. Kids called "Darko" who quite deliberately pronounce USB as "Oos-sub". - Really he did.
5. Tesco 'finest'. - Don't try and sell me "Hedgerow Preserve" it's just fucking jam man!
6. England on Friday. - Every cunt.
7. Radio 2 Presenters and their 'crews' jokily explaining the traffic on Friday was officially the worst there has ever been. - Thanks I know the M4 is a metal hell cos I have been burning in it for 8 hours. You always seem to notice after it happens.
8. Inappropriate Adults. - People who talk in cinemas are bad enough but do you have to bring spazzers with you? It just makes me look really bad when I shush them and then they cry.
9. Croxted Road. - Thin busy bastard.
10. Hypocritical Govts. - The criminal 'justice' act bans gatherings outside. You can have a street party for the Queen though. Fuck off forever.