Sherrers wrote:
One day Wookie you are going to have to cowboy up and start the thread of your dreams
if you make it he will come
Sherrers wrote:
One day Wookie you are going to have to cowboy up and start the thread of your dreams
RvZ wrote:Sherrers wrote:
One day Wookie you are going to have to cowboy up and start the thread of your dreams
if you make it he will come
Sherrers wrote:ARG! yes. When modems were dialup and so was I.
You know I don't think I could find those. It was about ten computers ago. In fact my first laptop. The first Mac clamshell so that would be???
Wow, I can’t believe he stole from his c—… WAIT, WHAT? Cum box? Someone requested, “Please elaborate on this cum box, please.” Lynfect, to everyone’s horror, did exactly that:
Cousin died when we were both seventeen. There was a reception at his house just after the funeral. I went into his room and stole all the money that was there, took some other valuables that his parents wouldn’t realize were gone. No one knows that I did it, they just assumed he didn’t have any money in his room, only loose change. I don’t regret it, but I will never admit I did it.
Also my cum box.
And to think I’ve only used my old shoeboxes to store shoes. What was I thinking???
Well, it is exactly what it sounds like. It’s a shoebox, or at least once was, and whenever I masturbate I cum into it. I’ve had it for two or three years now I think, so it has a fair amount of cum. It smells atrocious, and I tried to burn it once. When I lit it on fire, it was too damp due to the cum that it simply sizzled and didn’t manage to actually lite up. Turns out burning cum smells awful, so I had to spray it with a deodorant body spray just to get the old smell of burnt cum away. It also has some drenched papers stuck to it. That’s pretty much it.
Because people were asking, my greatest shame. (Ed: “my greatest shame” links to an actual fucking imgur gallery of his cum box.)
EDIT 2: A lot of people are asking me, why? Well, I’m apparently a rather disturbed individual. But, it just kind of happened, bought new shoes and needed someplace to cum, used the box. It just escalated from there, kept using it each time, telling myself I would throw it out soon. Never did, two or three years later, I still have it. It was planned or anything, it just happened.
EDIT 3: Fuck, this really exploded. ~20,000+ views of my cum box. Did not expect this.
bigdaddy wrote:That reminds me...
Christwire, including such AWESOME pieces of investigative journalism as:
"Legos: How One Vulgar, Ambidextrous Toy Opened the Door for Gay 'Marriage' in Denmark"
"Is My Child Engaging In Oral Sodomy?"
"Hipstersexuals: The Obnoxious Ninjas of Terrorism"
And an absolute shitload of material about how US candy ravers are secretly bumsex fiends:
http://christwire.org/category/values/gayagenda/
If I had the time, I would join Christwire's investigative team.
Sherrers wrote:the source of Mark's amusement ;
http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/t0ynr/throwaway_time_whats_your_secret_that_could/
Having read it (geddit) all I have to say what people do on the quiet is sickening.
On the plus side the thread is actually quite supportive rather than the usual 'ha-ha-poke-poke' of the internet.
Fandango Widewheels wrote:I read this over the weekend and was proper taken aback. Basically someone set up an experiement to allow people to post 'what secret could ruin their lives if it came out'.
Now there's some pretty dark stuff on there which you can probably imagine. But this one had me in fits. Get past the bit about his cousins wake.
However, if there’s one post that seemed to “make” this thread (if that’s even possible), it’s this one from (non-throwaway account!) Lynfect:Wow, I can’t believe he stole from his c—… WAIT, WHAT? Cum box? Someone requested, “Please elaborate on this cum box, please.” Lynfect, to everyone’s horror, did exactly that:
Cousin died when we were both seventeen. There was a reception at his house just after the funeral. I went into his room and stole all the money that was there, took some other valuables that his parents wouldn’t realize were gone. No one knows that I did it, they just assumed he didn’t have any money in his room, only loose change. I don’t regret it, but I will never admit I did it.
Also my cum box.And to think I’ve only used my old shoeboxes to store shoes. What was I thinking???
Well, it is exactly what it sounds like. It’s a shoebox, or at least once was, and whenever I masturbate I cum into it. I’ve had it for two or three years now I think, so it has a fair amount of cum. It smells atrocious, and I tried to burn it once. When I lit it on fire, it was too damp due to the cum that it simply sizzled and didn’t manage to actually lite up. Turns out burning cum smells awful, so I had to spray it with a deodorant body spray just to get the old smell of burnt cum away. It also has some drenched papers stuck to it. That’s pretty much it.
Because people were asking, my greatest shame. (Ed: “my greatest shame” links to an actual fucking imgur gallery of his cum box.)
EDIT 2: A lot of people are asking me, why? Well, I’m apparently a rather disturbed individual. But, it just kind of happened, bought new shoes and needed someplace to cum, used the box. It just escalated from there, kept using it each time, telling myself I would throw it out soon. Never did, two or three years later, I still have it. It was planned or anything, it just happened.
EDIT 3: Fuck, this really exploded. ~20,000+ views of my cum box. Did not expect this.
So wait, he tried to burn it? Like, to destroy it, but in the smelliest way possible? And then he deodorized it, got some papers stuck it, and kept it? Oh man, this is just about the weirdest confession you or I will ever read.
And he shared photos of it! I removed the gallery link from the quote because I didn’t want anyone clicking on the link and, I dunno, not finishing this article because they weren’t ready to look at photos of a fucking cum box.
I guess it’s not too surprising? It’s just a stained, burned shoebox with some kinda charred wax in it (Spoiler alert: it is not wax). If you really, really want to see it, fine. Here’s a link. Lynfect’s cum box imgur gallery
Here's a link to the website for anyone who feels like being disturbed a bit more
http://slacktory.com/2012/05/reddit-what-secret-could-ruin-your-life-if-it-came-out-thread/
Sherrers wrote:
http://twitter.com/#!/BanksyIdeas[/quote[/url]]RvZ wrote:I'm liking this a lot ;
[url=http://twitter.com/#!/BanksyIdeas
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