Euphemism Euphonium solo...parp

here ;

downturn = total financial ruin
flexible reallocation = left in an A&E corridor to die
management solutions = we used all the budget on rebranding ourselves
no fly zone = we will burn all your children
rendition = kidnap and murder
value adjustment = prolonged torture
liberal = degenerate
fiscal stimuli = massive cake-and-eat-it taxless orgy
person of colour = i am scared please help me
supporter of = i've never plotted against as yet
spending more time with your family = fired
mis-spoke = i lied and got caught
national security = my job security
a frank and open exchange = sprawling cat fight
details are patchy/the story is still developing/still canvassing opinion/there are conflicting reports = I am fucking clueless
sensitive personal issue = blatant trouser crime
challenging = totally impossible
a brave a courageous decision = the man is insane
no intention of standing for election = I have already won according to my team of paid idiots

That means you cut and pastes yours over too Mark.

Using 'point-JEROME-click' I have lately learned

good game good game (brucie stance)

shit i have to leave or i'd get well into this

It's ok mate we have form of me playing a game on my tod *dons sackcloth, burns self at stake for jesus"

whooooosh

dry your tears sweet prince i shall destroy you over lunch *evil laugh*

Minor setback - We're tumbling head first into a pit of doom

We have to remain steadfast - You're all following me to hell

Sherrers wrote:That means you cut and pastes yours over too Mark.

Using 'point-JEROME-click' I have lately learned

disobedient thursday remember?

T.B wrote:

Sherrers wrote:That means you cut and pastes yours over too Mark.

Using 'point-JEROME-click' I have lately learned

disobedient thursday remember?

I followed the gaffers orders on this one.

embracing change = we're lagging way behind everyone
tired and emotional = post lunch fighting drunk
gathering opinion = we don't know what we are doing
heightened security = fear pie
delivered with extreme prejudice = we even killed the furniture and fittings
enhanced = given drugs
sortie = war
conflict = bigger war
local issues = massive war we aren't getting into
natural defect = mummified cat in your KFC
working a lot these days = tuppeny whore
keen = deranged

nice ripost

en garde...

maverick = lone nutter
diminutive = shortarse
energetic = a mental
trending = over yesterday
pragmatic = tight
massaging = cheating
conspiracy = we did it but you just can't believe it
wetwork = mass murder
eccentric = burn as witch
correctional facility = torture chamber
camp = torture chamber
readjustment complex = big torture chamber
tactical = cowardly
crime against humanity = crime against us
strategic movement = crime against them

RvZ wrote:
heightened security = fear pie

downsizing = destroy and burn everything
challenged = our child is a potted plant
handling discreetly = firing everyone secretly
emotionally challenged = our child should be in prison not school
compassionate leave = we can't fire them yet
going on to rich new opportunities = now we've fired them

Progressive - Get the hell out of our way

bitch = behaving male
cougar = behaving male
MILF = still objectified after all these years
witch = too female to understand
butch = so female that reproduction is banned
slut = behaving male
cunt = behaving really male
feminine = braindead
petit = oompa loompa with tits

Reckon we won't hear anymore of this game.

i'm not done with it

Sherrers wrote:Reckon we won't hear anymore of this game.

it's too clever for us

tsk

poppycock

economical with the truth = did you lose your phone or not?

In politics speak it's usually a euphimism for - bare faced lie. I thought that was a bit strong for your minor indiscretion though.

'we take these allegations very seriously' = I don't give a fuck and who are you again?

I am a man of integrity and honour - How much is in that brown envelope?

friendly = massive sex pest

T.B, that's a bit naughty

DJ Sneak - "I got love for the right people, i do not respect DJ actors" - I iz well jel they get paid £10,000

"It's not you, it's me" - It's you

Me "I wouldn't watch Made in Chelsea if you paid me" - I love it and wouldn't miss it for the world

Me again "I won't be back" - I'm back