Monkey Tennis

A thread where the bizarre, the wonderful and the downright ridiculous are combined in a mildly comic manor to create a gentle titter of laughter. Short lived yes, but a titter all the same. Lets be honest, it's not disimilar to that other thing. I'll start you off:

Origami, with Jackie Goody.

Beach Volleyball with Stephen Hawking.

Cellar conversion with Joseph Fritzel...? Is that too offside...?

"Marginally Margarine-y"

the new ad from the makers of "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter"

"Shit 'n' Chips"

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World pipe smoking championships hosted by roy castle

high fiving by terry nutkins

Sherrers wrote:"Shit 'n' Chips"

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The blind leading the blind. A moving documentary based in Sheffield. David Blunkett takes Stevie Wonder around Meadowhall shopping for beads. For his hair (Stevie's, not Blunketts, though in an amusing segment Stevie talks him in to getting tramlines shaved in to the side of his head). Datza nice & Fresh.

Broadhead wrote:The blind leading the blind. A moving documentary based in Sheffield. David Blunkett takes Stevie Wonder around Meadowhall shopping for beads. For his hair (Stevie's, not Blunketts, though in an amusing segment Stevie talks him in to getting tramlines shaved in to the side of his head). Datza nice & Fresh.

Lambs to the slaughter. George, Alan & Larry fight for survival in pre-apocolyptic Streatham.

Broadhead wrote:Datza nice & Fresh.

It's my new most favourite thing to say in my head.

Peace maker wars

Bush

Waterworld. Kevin Costner stars in an aquatic romp set in the future. Unplanned nonsense and Hilarity ensues.

Actually, i've gone too far, that is possibly the worst idea ever.

Broadhead wrote:Waterworld. Kevin Costner stars in an aquatic romp set in the future. Unplanned nonsense and Hilarity ensues.

Actually, i've gone too far, that is possibly the worst idea ever.

"When Things Spill, Get Knocked Over Or Fall Out Of Cupboards"


if you ADD ENOUGH loud DRUMS. and STRESS WORDS like the voice of DOOM and edit things HARSHLY... television "documentaries" from america ARE EASY to spot... even if you get DAME KENNETH BRANAGH to re-do the voice over.

Counts down. Boris Karloff & Vincent Price look back on some of their favourite bungee jump moments.

Count Downs. This is just a title at present though the chances of it being commisioned are very slim.

Broadhead wrote:Counts down. Boris Karloff & Vincent Price look back on some of their favourite bungee jump moments.

Count Downs. This is just a title at present though the chances of it being commisioned are very slim.

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I see where you were going there and you stopped juuuuuust in time.

Broadhead wrote:Counts down. Boris Karloff & Vincent Price look back on some of their favourite bungee jump moments.

Count Downs. This is just a title at present though the chances of it being commisioned are very slim.

I don't know much about telly but I bet Countdown was on when this happened.

I thought Twice Nightly Whitely was dead? And Vordemort was wafting about on 'proper' telly.

Broadhead has gone ballistic.

I'm guessing, just a wild stab in the dark here... you can use the internet in your latest temporary position can't you?

Aye, Dicky has passed away i'm afraid, and the thinking mans crumpet has done one too, to be replaced by a veritable feast for the eyes. I like that blonde peice me. Hubba hubba.

Sherrers wrote:Broadhead has gone ballistic.

I'm guessing, just a wild stab in the dark here... you can use the internet in your latest temporary position can't you?

I'm pretty sure it will be a short lived position once they realise how much ive been using it!

The thinking mans crumpet has done one too, to be replaced by a veritable feast for the eyes. I like that blonde peice me. Hubba hubba.

That was so rubbish I'm going to allow it on the grounds that it contains it's own punishment.

Token Bird wrote:That was so rubbish I'm going to allow it on the grounds that it contains it's own punishment.

That's brilliant!

I like that judgement.

My posts are that bad i'm lost as to which one was rubbish?

Sherrers wrote:

Token Bird wrote:That was so rubbish I'm going to allow it on the grounds that it contains it's own punishment.

That's brilliant!

I like that judgement.

I concur!

Hear hear!

etc

Rosemary and Thyme.

It's an actual programme! in true "Monkfish" fashion.