Where is everyone?/The Xmas activity thread

It's quieter than a mute mouse on here lately. If only i had something funny to say.

I know, what's everyone doing for christmas?

Topical and fun!

I am jumping in and out when I can.....

Son of Nod wrote:I am jumping in and out when I can.....

For Christmas...? Unconventional but could still be fun....

My Christmas routine will be...

Eat, drink, fall over or fall asleep.
There will definitely be eating, drinking and falling on a loop for a few days/weeks.

Hello.

Sorry, ive been flat out at work and will be for most of the run up to christmas im afraid.

finish work on the 23rd and return on the 4th.

In between, there shall be drinking and eating.

Mrs Bish works christmas day till 4 so I shall park myself at the of the bar and quietly wait until she has done then head off to my folks house for christmas dinner, then fall asleep and fart loudly.

God knows what else is planned for the festive holiday.

i'm going back to my parents in north yorkshire for christmas

and spending some time up there

then coming back for nye/nyd - but undecided what to do for that yet

not allowed on the old internet during work hours for recretational stuff, so dont get on much these days.

got same break as bish, finish 23rd go back 4th

thinking of going to mint for system and dirty disco for NYE

it's a pre-festive calm before the storm.

I for one have been a festive beast of burden for Mrs Al. I fucking HATE shopping.

I feel like a sad camel that has to carry fat tourists all day around Cairo.

I finish on the 24th, yeah thats right, christmas eve. Thanks a lot Scrooge!

I may partake in some local boozing down Rothwell but not sure if i can be arsed talking to people i used to go to school with who i don't like and don't like me.

Xmas day i'm at my dads with my brother but it's not something i'm looking forward to really. Not because of them, but because it's not where i'm used to being xmas day. Ho-hum!

Boxing day i might get leathered, i might not. My friend is having a xmas party on the 27th so i will get messy then.

NYE i may stay in and go out NYD instead. Again, im undecided.

Go back to work on the 4th.

It could be worse.

Broadhead wrote:I finish on the 24th, yeah thats right, christmas eve. Thanks a lot Scrooge!

I may partake in some local boozing down Rothwell but not sure if i can be arsed talking to people i used to go to school with who i don't like and don't like me.

Xmas day i'm at my dads with my brother but it's not something i'm looking forward to really. Not because of them, but because it's not where i'm used to being xmas day. Ho-hum!

Boxing day i might get leathered, i might not. My friend is having a xmas party on the 27th so i will get messy then.

NYE i may stay in and go out NYD instead. Again, im undecided.

Go back to work on the 4th.

It could be worse.

Shouldnt this be in the mundane thread?


sos mate couldnt resist!

My very existence is mundane!

Chrimbo - what an annoying time!

I finish on the 24th too Scotty, then I will do my frantic last minute Christmas shopping - followed by severe alcohol intake in Chapel Allerton.

From then to NYE, I am doing bugger all other than one day of work.

Still not sure what I am doing on NYE - either staying in then doing the Fav, or going to Technique at the Lounge cos its free! Still looking for a hidden house party to go to instead...much prefer to do that!

Going to Chicos on Xmas Eve to help him cook.

Xmas Day with Chico, his mate Hot Ben From Liverpool, and Carmella, who is one of my few friends without a proper nickname, and possibly one other.

Driving a client to a festival and back on NYE, so have to stay sober.

NYD - Romboy and Bodzin at Fabric.

I finish about 1pm on the 22nd for our Christmas do, and other than one day in between Christmas and NY, I'm off right through until the 4th (yayyyy!!)

Might have a few pints on Christmas eve round Horsforth.

Then Christmas will be my 1st where I won't be at my mums in Whitby (I'm 32, haha!!) Gonna stay at home and get pissed ALL DAY and have Christmas dinner with my brother and Carrie. Cannae wait.

NYE will probably be System / DD @ Mint.

I shall be IN and severely enjoying not working for a fews days,

Not a sherry or pie nor NYE dance shall happen in chez Al.

It's my holiday and I will humbug if I want to.

Little Alfie is too young to 'get it' (which has not stopped Mrs Al ) so I'm having one last Xmas before it goes kid crazy.

The End!

Al wrote:I shall be IN and severely enjoying not working for a fews days,

Not a sherry or pie nor NYE dance shall happen in chez Al.

It's my holiday and I will humbug if I want to.

Little Alfie is too young to 'get it' (which has not stopped Mrs Al ) so I'm having one last Xmas before it goes kid crazy.

The End!

i think you need to be visited by the ghost of christmas prozac

haha!

I like it.

I am off back to Essex for essXmas.

Sorry I have been away it's been a couple of cuuuurazy weeks!

Nearly time for our jollies tho!

We missed you.

I did anyway.

im now going home the evening of the 23rd to miss the engineering works

and when i get home, i shall be indulging in christmas parmo

I missed you too, TB. I've had Abe in town last few days staying at mine so I've not been near a computer. And Catzmuzik on Sat night was manic enough, but taking Abe to Horse Meat Disco on Sunday night utterly wiped me out. Lots of fun though.

I'm being Santa again.

Factoid.

Where you being santa at?

tsk! everywhere!

you must have had a sheltered childhood mate

I've already broken up for Xmas

wookie wrote:Where you being santa at?

For some mate's kids in London, then off to sit on my own at home on my festive gay sofa.

Finish work tomorrow, don't return until the 11th January

What I am doing in between will no doubt be organised by the current Mrs Markd77.

Sherrers wrote:

wookie wrote:Where you being santa at?

For some mate's kids in London, then off to sit on my own at home on my festive gay sofa.

that doesnt sound good by yourself

this one is for you tim

Jonny Boy wrote:tsk! everywhere!

you must have had a sheltered childhood mate

I've already broken up for Xmas

we didnt get santa in space

wookie wrote:

Sherrers wrote:

wookie wrote:Where you being santa at?

For some mate's kids in London, then off to sit on my own at home on my festive gay sofa.

that doesnt sound good by yourself

this one is for you tim

I almost shed a tear.

wookie wrote:

Sherrers wrote:

wookie wrote:Where you being santa at?

For some mate's kids in London, then off to sit on my own at home on my festive gay sofa.

that doesnt sound good by yourself

this one is for you tim

He has Chrimbo invites aplenty - he's just milking it....

or he just really really really likes the gay death star to sit on

Sherrers wrote:

wookie wrote:Where you being santa at?

For some mate's kids in London, then off to sit on my own at home on my festive gay sofa.

You can always visit festive Blyth Timbo. They keep the street lamps lit until gone ten over the christmas period.

Hmmm... actually your probably better on your festive gay sofa.