I genuinely heard he had killed someone in Ibiza about 2 years ago.
I think we should start some rumours about his absence.
Token Bird wrote:Rumours i have totally 100% heard about Tim.
he is gay
he is Bi
he wants to kill Clive Henry
he was Smokin' Jo's paid 'beard'
he killed someone in Ibiza (that's a classic)
he was "Jive Bunny"
he knocked out Derek Dahlarge in the booth at Space
he is not a very good DJ (perpetuated mostly by part time DJs co-incidentally)
he is much older than he looks
he is a heroin addict (heard that about 2 weeks ago)
I heard his recent absence is due to him joining the Jesuits.
Ye Olde Rog wrote:Confirmed. He has actually been using al the mental powertools he has. I've seen it with my own eyes. Sheridan. Working. Like a real person. With his hands.
Token Bird wrote:Rumours i have totally 100% heard about Tim.
he is gay
he is Bi
he wants to kill Clive Henry
he was Smokin' Jo's paid 'beard'
he killed someone in Ibiza (that's a classic)
he was "Jive Bunny"
he knocked out Derek Dahlarge in the booth at Space
he is not a very good DJ (perpetuated mostly by part time DJs co-incidentally)
he is much older than he looks
he is a heroin addict (heard that about 2 weeks ago)
I heard his recent absence is due to him joining the Jesuits.
Jonny Boy wrote:Token Bird wrote:Rumours i have totally 100% heard about Tim.
he is gay
he is Bi
he wants to kill Clive Henry
he was Smokin' Jo's paid 'beard'
he killed someone in Ibiza (that's a classic)
he was "Jive Bunny"
he knocked out Derek Dahlarge in the booth at Space
he is not a very good DJ (perpetuated mostly by part time DJs co-incidentally)
he is much older than he looks
he is a heroin addict (heard that about 2 weeks ago)
I heard his recent absence is due to him joining the Jesuits.
never mind all that! which of the rumours are true ?
elrusto wrote:Good to see you back round these parts Tim! You got t'internet sorted now?
scarlet pimpernel wrote:wot DIY are you doin Tim?
its my area of expertize as you know, i can offer mates rates
Sherrers wrote:Ye Olde Rog wrote:Confirmed. He has actually been using al the mental powertools he has. I've seen it with my own eyes. Sheridan. Working. Like a real person. With his hands.
fuck off or I will show everyone your DIY efforts. You know what I am talking about. I have the evidence.
Ye Olde Rog wrote:Sherrers wrote:Ye Olde Rog wrote:Confirmed. He has actually been using al the mental powertools he has. I've seen it with my own eyes. Sheridan. Working. Like a real person. With his hands.
fuck off or I will show everyone your DIY efforts. You know what I am talking about. I have the evidence.
my garden is immaculate and a thing of beauty. how dare you!
Sherrers wrote:Ye Olde Rog wrote:Sherrers wrote:Ye Olde Rog wrote:Confirmed. He has actually been using al the mental powertools he has. I've seen it with my own eyes. Sheridan. Working. Like a real person. With his hands.
fuck off or I will show everyone your DIY efforts. You know what I am talking about. I have the evidence.
my garden is immaculate and a thing of beauty. how dare you!
ok you asked for it.
lady and gentlemen, may I present his Lordship's tour de farce... "A Bridge Too Short"
Ye Olde Rog wrote:Gaaah! you twat!
it was one of those B&Q-japanese-bridge-impulse-buy-moments. Everyone has them.
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