Luciano's Lip

did you give him flowers to apologise?

I did yeah, it worked too, we became great friends, to the point where he used to make my medical appointments for me.

I remember him ringing the surgery,

'Hi i'd like to make an appointment for my good friend Scott please'

'Which doctor?'

'No, just a regular GP will do, it's only athletes foot'




Buddum-tish!

My mate used to work at London records and was Armand's A&R.

He played me the album they refused to release (because it was so shit)

One of the tracks had the unforgettable lyrics ;

"sell the pussy
sell the pussy
mi love you baby but mi got to eat"

with no trace of irony whatsoever. This was some years before Ali G.

Sherrers wrote:My mate used to work at London records and was Armand's A&R.

He played me the album they refused to release (because it was so shit)

One of the tracks had the unforgettable lyrics ;

"sell the pussy
sell the pussy
mi love you baby but mi got to eat"

with no trace of irony whatsoever. This was some years before Ali G.

'mi love you baby but mi got to eat'

It's almost poetic in a way is that. Has Armand won any Ivor Novello awards do we know?

Sherrers wrote:My mate used to work at London records and was Armand's A&R.

He played me the album they refused to release (because it was so shit)

One of the tracks had the unforgettable lyrics ;

"sell the pussy
sell the pussy
mi love you baby but mi got to eat"

with no trace of irony whatsoever. This was some years before Ali G.

Sherrers wrote:My mate used to work at London records and was Armand's A&R.

Phil?

"Flowers" is hands down one of the house tunes ever. I won't hear a word against it.

Ye Olde Rog wrote:

Sherrers wrote:My mate used to work at London records and was Armand's A&R.

Phil?

Indeedy. Treefrog.

Sherrers wrote:My mate used to work at London records and was Armand's A&R.

He played me the album they refused to release (because it was so shit)

One of the tracks had the unforgettable lyrics ;

"sell the pussy
sell the pussy
mi love you baby but mi got to eat"

with no trace of irony whatsoever. This was some years before Ali G.

I have never seen "me" spelt with an i before, not even in ebonics.

WTF is going on? Is there a new fangled, pre-Ali G fuct up type of English language structure going on?

And you lot better not forget to sell the pussy.

It's important.

It's a Dancehall thing,

Mi like it.

The new king of american facial hair.

This is roger?

Roger is much older.

There is one from The Chap on the semiotics of facial hair that I must find as a riposte....

A worthy if not hairy cause taken up by a man with no 'tache.

You've gone mad

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nanananananana NAN

BATMANFAAAAACE

biddledebum

Haha...brilliant!

BATSCAB!

Blackleglip.