Dad shagging your bird?
Flatulent?
Sooooo good looking that people don't think they're worthy so you haven't shagged in years?
We can fix everything here!
Jonny Boy wrote:I've got hair in strange places and my voice goes all funny and I have feelings about girls...
Juanito wrote:I do not understand english humor. or english can you help me Mr Dickie?
Sherrers wrote:dear Uncle Dickie
I get terrible rambler's chaffing.
Juanito wrote:I do not understand english humor. or english can you help me Mr Dickie?
Bwaaahahahahaha!Ye Olde Rog wrote:Juanito wrote:I do not understand english humor. or english can you help me Mr Dickie?
...after all. Where would we be without humour?
Germany.
jim_kezzle wrote:Hi uncle Dickie
This is actually a problem that a friend of mine has, he seems to have a thing for alsation dogs and its getting a bit out of hand.
He makes them wear sports socks so they dont scratch his back and he smears pedigree chum over the back of his neck to encourage them to climb a bit further up.
His girlfriend is started to suspect things with all the dog hairs in his bed too.
Any advice on how I can get him to give up his dark secret?
Bishop666 wrote:I feel terrible and have to work all day. What should i do Uncle Dickie?
thanks uncle dickieMr.C wrote:jim_kezzle wrote:Hi uncle Dickie
This is actually a problem that a friend of mine has, he seems to have a thing for alsation dogs and its getting a bit out of hand.
He makes them wear sports socks so they dont scratch his back and he smears pedigree chum over the back of his neck to encourage them to climb a bit further up.
His girlfriend is started to suspect things with all the dog hairs in his bed too.
Any advice on how I can get him to give up his dark secret?
Not really my speciality but I had a friend with a similar problem only he used to fuck them.
I told him "That's disgusting, how low can you get:.
He replied "About a Jack Russel.
anyway, I digress.
Please inform your friends mrs, it's his only hope & if he's still having problems, he can get more information here:
http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Can_a_human_have_sex_with_dogs
Mr.C wrote:Bishop666 wrote:I feel terrible and have to work all day. What should i do Uncle Dickie?
Quite simple, call in sick & go to the doctors.
Bless.
Sherrers wrote:The Lord has embarrassed me on so many occasions with his 1950's xenophobe humour I don't know where to start
Seeley wrote:Sherrers wrote:The Lord has embarrassed me on so many occasions with his 1950's xenophobe humour I don't know where to start
With Mr Sheridans vast vocabularyI'm normally hunting for the dictionary.However on this occasion I actually knew what xenophobe ment! I'm so proud of that.(even though I'm 31)
Mr.C wrote:Bishop666 wrote:I feel terrible and have to work all day. What should i do Uncle Dickie?
Quite simple, call in sick & go to the doctors.
Bless.
Al wrote:is he upset? I can never tell.