T.B's Vogue Ball

This is already my favourite thread

Girls if you can WERQ a racer back you HAVE GOT IT

Broadhead wrote:This is already my favourite thread

ditto

I've seen you rock sequins AND a racer back you old slag

There is a real THANG for florals and other spring shit going on right now.

AVOID

tanit wrote:I've seen you rock sequins AND a racer back you old slag

Some of us HAVE GOT IT baby

i watch this thread. it is possibly good

be careful of richard see it

Beatrix wrote:be careful of richard see it

richard?

Mr. C


I think this thread is a catbomb waiting to go off.

I'd like to say for the record that I have never been more uncomfortable or stupid looking than when under the 'care' of TB's Eye of Sauron and immediately reverted back to myself as soon as I could. Older, wiser, wider and at last being able to say I have been there.

And it is as daft as I thought.

Fashion is for thin people. Cold fact.

Sherrers wrote:I'd like to say for the record that I have never been more uncomfortable or stupid looking than when under the 'care' of TB's Eye of Sauron and immediately reverted back to myself as soon as I could. Older, wiser, wider and at last being able to say I have been there.

And it is as daft as I thought.

Fashion is for thin people. Cold fact.

Here lies my problem. I am skinny everywhere except my gut so none of todays stylings quite work for me. Dark colours can hide a few sins, but not them all.

Broadhead wrote:

Sherrers wrote:I'd like to say for the record that I have never been more uncomfortable or stupid looking than when under the 'care' of TB's Eye of Sauron and immediately reverted back to myself as soon as I could. Older, wiser, wider and at last being able to say I have been there.

And it is as daft as I thought.

Fashion is for thin people. Cold fact.

Here lies my problem. I am skinny everywhere except my gut so none of todays stylings quite work for me. Dark colours can hide a few sins, but not them all.

My issue also. Fashion.....

T.B wrote:SEQUINS

We like them. But you have to moderate. ONE item only.

That's more than one sequin. Or am I missing something here?

Son of Nod wrote:

Broadhead wrote:

Sherrers wrote:I'd like to say for the record that I have never been more uncomfortable or stupid looking than when under the 'care' of TB's Eye of Sauron and immediately reverted back to myself as soon as I could. Older, wiser, wider and at last being able to say I have been there.

And it is as daft as I thought.

Fashion is for thin people. Cold fact.

Here lies my problem. I am skinny everywhere except my gut so none of todays stylings quite work for me. Dark colours can hide a few sins, but not them all.

My issue also. Fashion.....

I am shite at fashion. I am attempting to lose my gut to help me with this problem.

Another fashion problem i have is that everything seems to be geared towards floppy haired youngsters such as Harry Styles and none of this suits me whatsoever.

Yet another problem for the bald man. Bastards.

The trick is to say fuck it and embrace the gay scoutmaster look.

It werqs everywhere.

Sherrers wrote:The trick is to say fuck it and embrace the gay scoutmaster look.

It werqs everywhere.

I will grow my beard longer and wear my head upside down.

Sherrers wrote:The trick is to say fuck it and embrace the gay scoutmaster look.

It werqs everywhere.

if I had to pin your look down I could not do it.

But that is it right there.

A bit 'outdoors' and a bit camp.

RvZ wrote:

Sherrers wrote:The trick is to say fuck it and embrace the gay scoutmaster look.

It werqs everywhere.

if I had to pin your look down I could not do it.

But that is it right there.

A bit 'outdoors' and a bit camp.

hahaha spot on.

this thread has legs ladies

and ladies legs.

I am faintly worried about the mild perving potential.

nothing wrong with a catalogue wank. entry level self abuse and dare I say a classic.

Ye Olde Rog wrote:nothing wrong with a catalogue wank. entry level self abuse and dare I say a classic.

Is that better or worse than the scarred breasts of the tribeswomen in National Geographic?







... and don't claim you didn't have a subscription.

For the articles, yes, we know.

I have a feeling Rog pre-dates that by an uncovered table leg or two.

What-the-butler-saw and the penny dreadful are closer to his early wank years.

cleopatra's needle was my first stiffy.

got to love this place.

about 4 posts and we've gone from sequins to Roger's old wanger.

RvZ wrote:

Sherrers wrote:The trick is to say fuck it and embrace the gay scoutmaster look.

It werqs everywhere.

if I had to pin your look down I could not do it.

But that is it right there.

A bit 'outdoors' and a bit camp.

THat's IT!!

T.B wrote:There is a real THANG for florals and other spring shit going on right now.

AVOID

haha

Beatrix wrote:be careful of richard see it

yeah Rich is the only bloke I know who thinks he knows more about schmutter than the ladies.

Jnr DJ wrote:

Beatrix wrote:be careful of richard see it

yeah Rich is the only bloke I know who thinks he knows more about schmutter than the ladies.

I don't know what this means but i likes it.