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    Post  Rentaghost on Mon Jul 05, 2010 7:02 pm

    With so many to choose from, this could go on for quite some time. To set the ball rolling:

    Piers Morgan - what a smug cunt and now he's whoring himself on the celebrity circuit. That gets my goat!
    James Cordan - new best mates with the England squad and so far up up their arses.



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    Post  Ye Olde Rog on Mon Jul 05, 2010 6:04 pm

    Never met anyone who had nothing but hate for Corden.


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    Post  Sherrers on Mon Jul 05, 2010 6:06 pm

    Ye Olde Rog wrote:Never met anyone who had nothing but hate for Corden.


    So much for your aristocratic upbringing.

    Triple negative.


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    Post  RvZ on Mon Jul 05, 2010 6:34 pm

    surely only a double word score?

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    Post  Sherrers on Mon Jul 05, 2010 6:43 pm

    It counts as a triple because it has the word 'hate' in as well Wink

    I don't know enough about celebs these days. I've met a few who weren't right nice but it's not fair to judge...

    yeah right


    Graham Norton. He's no Alan Carr is he?
    Beverly Callard. One for Old Rog.
    Stephen Hawking. Speaking with an american accent? pretentious. And lazy.
    Steven Segal. Martial arts expert? Try catch me fatty.
    Ian Dury. Another malingering arsehole.

    Who is James Corden?


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    Post  Sherrers on Mon Jul 05, 2010 6:48 pm

    I love Stephen Fry but everyone seems to disagree.

    He is like a superhero.


    From the ginger freak who brought us me amazing horse : http://www.weebls-stuff.com/songs/Stephen+Fry/

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    Post  Rentaghost on Mon Jul 05, 2010 6:56 pm

    Sherrers wrote:I love Stephen Fry but everyone seems to disagree.

    He is like a superhero.


    From the ginger freak who brought us me amazing horse : http://www.weebls-stuff.com/songs/Stephen+Fry/

    I like Stephen Fry too.

    Funny you mention Bev Callard too. I was always amazed that she was put over in the papers a as desirable older bit of crumpet. I bought one of my sisters her fitness video for Christmas!

    Trevor Macdonald - I don't know what it is, I just don't like him
    Danny Dyer - A waste of human tissue

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    Post  Sherrers on Mon Jul 05, 2010 7:05 pm

    Everyone hates Dyer. All pretend hard men are shit.

    I hate Mark Kermode AND Dyer.

    And they hate each other ;



    and Dyer's rapier riposte ;




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    Post  Rentaghost on Mon Jul 05, 2010 7:10 pm

    I saw them vids the other week.

    Kermode the pillock + pwoppa nawty Dyer = celebrity cunts!

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    Post  wookie on Mon Jul 05, 2010 9:12 pm

    I quite like mark kermode

    some names for the list

    harry redknapp
    anyone from twilight
    davina mccall
    russell brand

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    Post  Fandango Widewheels on Tue Jul 06, 2010 6:50 am

    Anyone married to a footballer.
    Katie Price.
    Any ex reality TV star.

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    Post  bigdaddy on Tue Jul 06, 2010 9:05 am

    Stephen Fry is about 5th on my Room 101 list. He's like Lynn Truss - no-one remotely gives a flying fuck what an opinionated, uptight, typewriter-banging, self-important twat who can't fucking write thinks about grammar or - jesus wept - poetry. If we wanted Enid Blyton's view on fucking modern writing, we'd ask Timmy the fucking dog - and unlike those two he'd have actually read and understood a few fucking recent novels and poets. Plus that fake humility thing Fry and Truss both do makes me mental. Plus Fry is always boostering fucking Apple products in the Guardian, and it's not like the Guardian's "deal" with Apple wasn't already "Mr Jobs, please snort these poppers so I can jam my head another esctatic three inches up there". And then there's Fry's cab: the only reason to drive cars on TV is because they have guns on the roof and knives on the wheels and you are Mad Max out looking for Tina Turner, not because you're a continually bemused sub-Wildean halfwit out looking for locals to patronise.

    That said, I didn't mind that Moab book.

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    Post  Rentaghost on Tue Jul 06, 2010 10:38 am

    Eamonn Holmes is a cock end as well.

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    Post  Fandango Widewheels on Tue Jul 06, 2010 10:59 am

    I can't believe people on here are questioning Danny Dyer. This guy is a legend. A complete nob, but a legend.

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    Post  Fandango Widewheels on Tue Jul 06, 2010 11:00 am

    prentaghast wrote:Eamonn Holmes is a cock end as well.

    and a scum fan to boot. Makes him a double cock.

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    Post  RvZ on Tue Jul 06, 2010 11:44 am

    bigdaddy wrote: "Mr Jobs, please snort these poppers so I can jam my head another esctatic three inches up there".

    Laughing

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    Post  RvZ on Tue Jul 06, 2010 11:45 am

    I can't say anything on this thread for my own safety and that of my children.

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    Post  Rentaghost on Tue Jul 06, 2010 1:31 pm

    Sherrie Hewson - Her I'm really thick (but not really) routine gets right on my wick! It's my own fault for watching Loose Women on my dinner.

    Harry Redknapp - face like a bag of spanners and his opionion forced on you know matter what the subject courtisy of the love in on Sky Sports News.

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    Post  wookie on Tue Jul 06, 2010 1:33 pm

    prentaghast wrote:Sherrie Hewson - Her I'm really thick (but not really) routine gets right on my wick! It's my own fault for watching Loose Women on my dinner.

    Harry Redknapp - face like a bag of spanners and his opionion forced on you know matter what the subject courtisy of the love in on Sky Sports News.

    redknapps face looks like a welly thats been left on a radiator for a week

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    Post  Fandango Widewheels on Tue Jul 06, 2010 1:37 pm

    prentaghast wrote:Sherrie Hewson - Her I'm really thick (but not really) routine gets right on my wick! It's my own fault for watching Loose Women on my dinner.

    Harry Redknapp - face like a bag of spanners and his opionion forced on you know matter what the subject courtisy of the love in on Sky Sports News.

    The whole loose women panel needs putting down, immediately. They make women look bad.


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    Post  Rentaghost on Tue Jul 06, 2010 1:37 pm

    wookie wrote:
    prentaghast wrote:Sherrie Hewson - Her I'm really thick (but not really) routine gets right on my wick! It's my own fault for watching Loose Women on my dinner.

    Harry Redknapp - face like a bag of spanners and his opionion forced on you know matter what the subject courtisy of the love in on Sky Sports News.

    redknapps face looks like a welly thats been left on a radiator for a week

    Very Happy

    A much more accurate description.

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    Post  Bishop on Tue Jul 06, 2010 9:26 pm

    Mark Lawrenson and Alan Hanson - Oh do please fuck off you boring fuckbags.

    Paris Hilton - Im glad that video of you got leaked, as it simply showed you for what you are. A boring old shitbag.

    Chris Moyles- Smug tit.

    Katie Price and that dimwit husband of hers - Pathetic. Why would anyone want to humiliate themselves the way they do.


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    Post  jim_kezzle on Wed Jul 07, 2010 12:35 pm

    Bishop wrote:Mark Lawrenson and Alan Hanson - Oh do please fuck off you boring fuckbags.

    Paris Hilton - Im glad that video of you got leaked, as it simply showed you for what you are. A boring old shitbag.

    Chris Moyles- Smug tit.

    Katie Price and that dimwit husband of hers - Pathetic. Why would anyone want to humiliate themselves the way they do.


    Thanks for saving me from having to type the cunts name!

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    Post  Rentaghost on Wed Jul 07, 2010 3:35 pm

    jim_kezzle wrote:
    Bishop wrote:Mark Lawrenson and Alan Hanson - Oh do please fuck off you boring fuckbags.

    Paris Hilton - Im glad that video of you got leaked, as it simply showed you for what you are. A boring old shitbag.

    Chris Moyles- Smug tit.

    Katie Price and that dimwit husband of hers - Pathetic. Why would anyone want to humiliate themselves the way they do.


    Thanks for saving me from having to type the cunts name!

    Jim Kezzle! I know you too! I don't mind Lawro and his cutting remarks. A cunt, but a good cunt if you ask me. I'd put Jeremy Paxman in the same bracket. He's a Leeds fan too which is obviously a bonus.

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    Post  Sherrers on Wed Jul 07, 2010 3:46 pm

    Ah we've found Al's nemesis without even having to prod him.

    We don't use the "P-word" around Al he has some history there.

    Laughing

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    Post  wookie on Wed Jul 07, 2010 3:54 pm

    could we get paxman and al to fight then?

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    Post  Rentaghost on Wed Jul 07, 2010 4:00 pm

    Sherrers wrote:Ah we've found Al's nemesis without even having to prod him.

    We don't use the "P-word" around Al he has some history there.

    Laughing

    Paxman? Tell me more....

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    Post  T.B on Wed Jul 07, 2010 4:05 pm

    wookie wrote:could we get paxman and al to fight then?

    you are obsessed. does Paxman have to be a cyborg like all your weird deathmatches or is he allowed to remain human?

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    Post  jim_kezzle on Wed Jul 07, 2010 4:08 pm

    prentaghast wrote:
    jim_kezzle wrote:
    Bishop wrote:Mark Lawrenson and Alan Hanson - Oh do please fuck off you boring fuckbags.

    Paris Hilton - Im glad that video of you got leaked, as it simply showed you for what you are. A boring old shitbag.

    Chris Moyles- Smug tit.

    Katie Price and that dimwit husband of hers - Pathetic. Why would anyone want to humiliate themselves the way they do.


    Thanks for saving me from having to type the cunts name!


    Jim Kezzle! I know you too! I don't mind Lawro and his cutting remarks. A cunt, but a good cunt if you ask me. I'd put Jeremy Paxman in the same bracket. He's a Leeds fan too which is obviously a bonus.

    Hi Stuart, welcome to the madness.
    Hey how dare someone defend Lawrenson! Mad

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    Post  wookie on Wed Jul 07, 2010 4:08 pm

    Token Bird wrote:
    wookie wrote:could we get paxman and al to fight then?

    you are obsessed. does Paxman have to be a cyborg like all your weird deathmatches or is he allowed to remain human?

    im not

    paxman is half cyborg already

    so i'll let al have a weapon of his choice

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