AVATAR SHUFFLE

jim_kezzle wrote:

Sherrers wrote:I've lost track. Have all the mods had a go?

I never got a go, or have I been demoted from Mod?

Sorry Jim I did say I had lost track.

You have limited access these days innit? You've not been demoted mate. We have a ceremony for that

You have 2 weeks to think of a corker.

You want to be a stately home Bish??

Sherrers wrote:You want to be a stately home Bish??

No mate.

Id like to work in the house/gardens of a stately home.

Be a sort of Curator/Capability Baughan.

Incapability Brown.

Do you know anything about ornamental japanese bridges and decorative aquatic figurines?

I had to fire my staff. On the grounds.... on the grounds of my imaginary estate... and on the grounds that they weren't real.

You're fired too!

Who are you again?

Ye Olde Rog wrote:

Do you know anything about ornamental japanese bridges and decorative aquatic figurines?

I had to fire my staff. On the grounds.... on the grounds of my imaginary estate... and on the grounds that they weren't real.

You're fired too!

Who are you again?

I would bring my able assistant colin to have a look at your decorative aquatic figuerines.

Tie Fighter pilot...

Bishop wrote:

Ye Olde Rog wrote:

Do you know anything about ornamental japanese bridges and decorative aquatic figurines?

I had to fire my staff. On the grounds.... on the grounds of my imaginary estate... and on the grounds that they weren't real.

You're fired too!

Who are you again?

I would bring my able assistant colin to have a look at your decorative aquatic figuerines.

I had one of them too.

I fired the french bastard.

Ye Olde Rog wrote:I had to fire my staff.

You think they're the little people, Lord Rog, and then...

He has little people too.

As well as 'aquatic figurines' AKA the teeny tiny fleet he also has gnomes.

It's easy to confuse them for real little people.

Can someone post the picture from 'a bridge too short' at some point over the weekend please.

It's well worth another look is that.

I might have a new novelty photo if you bear with me.

Might be as good!

Sherrers wrote:I might have a new novelty photo if you bear with me.

Might be as good!

*rubs hands together and grins wildly*

And best of all, parents WANT their sons to be doctors.

I would really like to be a photographer, particularly of skateboarders. I love the imagery that goes with it and the skill involved in catching the shot just at the right time as someone hurtles through the air on a bit of wood with 4 wheels.

I wanted to be all sorts of things in the past but lately I had to actually consider real work.

I would probably still be working in the tech side of theatre/TV/film if I wasn't a waster.

I seriously considered going back to tree surgery lately.

Either way I'd still be fishing splinters as big as planks out my eye and chopping my own fingers off.

This is an obvious one but

I would love to have Hugh Hefners job

I,m glad my wife dosen,t read this forum

Hello. I am very proud of you all for this avatar change. It fasciantes me when people reveal things about themselves in this way.

Thank you.

Bishop wrote:Hello. I am very proud of you all for this avatar change. It fasciantes me when people reveal things about themselves in this way.

Thank you.

You said it yourself and you weren't wrong... this is the site that just keeps on giving

I like this one!

Boys and their toys and all that (I'm not bothered about being rich enough to own a superyacht... being the cap'n would be fine with me)

Just this...

That's God sorted then!

Welsh. We know you and 'studio' are the same person. Apart from the fact that the moderators can see your I.P address and geographical location you always post the two within a couple of mins of each other.

Avatars are black and white. Both yours are not. One of them will be banned soon.

I have no issue banning people who don't exist. It's just releasing them back into their natural environment after all.

Bishop wrote:Hello. I am very proud of you all for this avatar change. It fasciantes me when people reveal things about themselves in this way.

Thank you.

I have a dilemma. My spiritual guide was Sally James and I also wanted to be her...

You can't still want to be her surely?

You know the rules, in fact you make the rules. Change it sister!

Token Bird wrote:

Bishop wrote:Hello. I am very proud of you all for this avatar change. It fasciantes me when people reveal things about themselves in this way.

Thank you.

I have a dilemma. My spiritual guide was Sally James and I also wanted to be her...

Avatar does not make love to own avatar. Them's the rules

can anyone help me?

I want this pic in B&W but we don't have any computer at the BBC current affairs dungeon that can manipulate images. It would be unethical

haha! good pic.

I can't help mate sorry.

can anyone make that black and white for Al?