I spent the next half hour looking for tools to open it. I broke a fingernail off and snapped a knife in two trying to open it.
35 minutes later I remembered tin openers still exist.
Token Bird wrote:I did a fanny fart at an interview cos I was really nervous and left a menstrual stain on the WHITE sofa I was being interviewed on.
Sherrers wrote:last night I couldn't sleep cos my legs were so sore from driving all weekend.
So I sprayed deep heat all over my legs.
And my balls and arsehole.
Not recommended.
Ever.
Rrriot Guurl wrote:Swallowed the Canestan pessary. Twice.
Token Bird wrote:I've done it too. I think it's one of those thrush-related fanny-ups that always happens to first timers.
oh DO tell us some of your everyday disasters Roger.
Why is your mirror broken? Are you hideously deformed but romantic like Beauty and the Beast or Quasimodo?
Token Bird wrote:
Why is your mirror broken? Are you hideously deformed but romantic like Beauty and the Beast or Quasimodo?
bigdaddy wrote:Token Bird wrote:
Why is your mirror broken? Are you hideously deformed but romantic like Beauty and the Beast or Quasimodo?
LOL. You realise you have to kiss him to find out which?
bigdaddy wrote:Token Bird wrote:
Why is your mirror broken? Are you hideously deformed but romantic like Beauty and the Beast or Quasimodo?
LOL. You realise you have to kiss him to find out which?
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