The Magic Box of Phosphers

If they're up for it I've got a load of material to pitch.

wookie wrote:

Sherrers wrote:

wookie wrote:that hit and miss looks ok

and i've got well into grimm on watch

Oh Lord I've only just convinced Chico there are no more bloody Snow White balls available. Grimm better be good or I'll be upset.

What's hit and miss?

new one from paul abbot who did shameless, chloe sevigny is a pre-op hitman/woman who used to be a man, and has gone back to look after her kid, as the kid's mam is dead or something

http://skyatlantic.sky.com/hit-and-miss/new-drama-chloe-sevigny-to-star-in-hit-and-miss

got to be a spoof. that is stupidness

Might have to go look for Broadhead's 'Monkey Tennis' thread as it's getting to a point where the ridiculous is becoming reality.

RvZ wrote:

Fandango Widewheels wrote:I've never been known to sell quality TV on the basis that an obscure mathematical sequence is used in the opening credits.

What I should have remembered is that I was selling it to you. So yes, in this case, I have failed.

You've now got me swotting up on Euclid's algorithm

*slopes off salivating*

I'm off to pitch to the head of programming that there is obviously a huge maths market out there.

Are you therious? I'm thure that catering to the math market isth resthponsible the desthruction of THIVILISATION ITSTTHHELF!

Jnr DJ wrote:

wookie wrote:

Sherrers wrote:

wookie wrote:that hit and miss looks ok

and i've got well into grimm on watch

Oh Lord I've only just convinced Chico there are no more bloody Snow White balls available. Grimm better be good or I'll be upset.

What's hit and miss?

new one from paul abbot who did shameless, chloe sevigny is a pre-op hitman/woman who used to be a man, and has gone back to look after her kid, as the kid's mam is dead or something

http://skyatlantic.sky.com/hit-and-miss/new-drama-chloe-sevigny-to-star-in-hit-and-miss

got to be a spoof. that is stupidness

Us Yorkshire folk are very cosmopolitan you know. A transexual hitperson is a common occurence. We even had a hermaphrodite secret agent as a neighbour at one point.

Did you find him/her locked in a bag in a clear case of GAYNESS GONE BAD?

Sherrers wrote:

RvZ wrote:
I'm off to pitch to the head of programming that there is obviously a huge maths market out there.

Are you therious? I'm thure that catering to the math market isth resthponsible the desthruction of THIVILISATION ITSTTHHELF!

proper stitches

top marks you loon

Jnr DJ wrote:

wookie wrote:

Sherrers wrote:

wookie wrote:that hit and miss looks ok

and i've got well into grimm on watch

Oh Lord I've only just convinced Chico there are no more bloody Snow White balls available. Grimm better be good or I'll be upset.

What's hit and miss?

new one from paul abbot who did shameless, chloe sevigny is a pre-op hitman/woman who used to be a man, and has gone back to look after her kid, as the kid's mam is dead or something

http://skyatlantic.sky.com/hit-and-miss/new-drama-chloe-sevigny-to-star-in-hit-and-miss

got to be a spoof. that is stupidness

stitch that south

you don't get that in your fancy dan london

Fandango Widewheels wrote:Pre-op transexual hit woman in West Yorkshire? Cracking.

I guess it's filmed local then?

I think she was one of my dates. If not, she most definitely will be soon.

It's spoiled the surprise now though

Fandango Widewheels wrote:It's spoiled the surprise now though

The look of disappointment on THEIR face will live ith me forever

Broadhead wrote:

Fandango Widewheels wrote:It's spoiled the surprise now though

The look of disappointment on THEIR face will live ith me forever

Jnr DJ wrote:

Sherrers wrote:

RvZ wrote:
I'm off to pitch to the head of programming that there is obviously a huge maths market out there.

Are you therious? I'm thure that catering to the math market isth resthponsible the desthruction of THIVILISATION ITSTTHHELF!

proper stitches

top marks you loon

seconded

the adverts for this, look pretty good

http://sky1.sky.com/sky1hd-shows/a-touch-of-cloth

tease

i want stuff now

there's nowt decent on now, never is in the summer

Jnr DJ wrote:

wookie wrote:

Sherrers wrote:

wookie wrote:that hit and miss looks ok

and i've got well into grimm on watch

Oh Lord I've only just convinced Chico there are no more bloody Snow White balls available. Grimm better be good or I'll be upset.

What's hit and miss?

new one from paul abbot who did shameless, chloe sevigny is a pre-op hitman/woman who used to be a man, and has gone back to look after her kid, as the kid's mam is dead or something

http://skyatlantic.sky.com/hit-and-miss/new-drama-chloe-sevigny-to-star-in-hit-and-miss

got to be a spoof. that is stupidness

It's not a spoof.

http://www.dailytelegraph.com.au/entertainment/tv/actress-chloe-sevigny-cried-every-day-she-had-to-wear-a-fake-penis-as-a-transgender-hitman-in-tv-series-hit-miss/story-e6frexlr-1226355200039


Or is it?

T.B wrote:

Jnr DJ wrote:

Sherrers wrote:

RvZ wrote:
I'm off to pitch to the head of programming that there is obviously a huge maths market out there.

Are you therious? I'm thure that catering to the math market isth resthponsible the desthruction of THIVILISATION ITSTTHHELF!

proper stitches

top marks you loon

seconded

ha theriously I thurd it

watched this at the weekend, its quite funny

http://www.channel4.com/programmes/very-important-people/4od

wookie wrote:watched this at the weekend, its quite funny

http://www.channel4.com/programmes/very-important-people/4od

I really like this aswell.

The Natalie Cassidy impression is hilarious!.

I saw a very little bit of the Channel 4 Comedy Gala last night. Jack Dee was easily the highlight. I feel asleep the second Michael Mcintyre came on. Unfunny bastard.

Waited to see the new episode of Family Guy last night but fell alseep.

Fandango Widewheels wrote:Waited to see the new episode of Family Guy last night but fell alseep.

I've never seen it

Broadhead wrote:

Fandango Widewheels wrote:Waited to see the new episode of Family Guy last night but fell alseep.

I've never seen it

I think you'd like it. You should give it a go.

It's one of those where by now you'll have heard loads of people raving about it (many of who you perceive as utter twats), you've seen the t-shirts and heard all the gags but it is actually really good. You've just got to get past it's popularity to appreciated it.

It's Yanks mocking themselves, how can that not be funny?

Fandango Widewheels wrote:Waited to see the new episode of Family Guy last night but fell alseep.

you didn't miss much

it goes like this blah blah blah "cut away scene" blah blah blah "cut away scene" blah blah blah "cut away scene" blah blah blah, the end

They're starting to lose it then?

Or have you never been a fan?

Fandango Widewheels wrote:They're starting to lose it then?

Or have you never been a fan?

it's been losing it for ages

it's ok, i dont think it's as good as south park, but even that's losing it now

I'm not gonna bother if it's shit then.

It's extra funny cos you are so late for the party.

It's great. Maybe start looking at it from the start before it 'lost it'

That would be 1995. Getting on for 20 years ago.