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    Post  wookie on Fri Oct 14, 2011 12:15 am

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    Hi I'm Tim Sheridan, and i'm here to answer all your questions bike related

    if you need to know the best cyclepath to take your raleigh chopper down, or how to bike more miles than you need too, get in touch.
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    Post  Sherrers on Fri Oct 14, 2011 12:20 am

    Hi Tim.

    How do you get over the overconfidence of having a huge arse but STILL getting so saddlesore you can't move 2 days later?
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    Post  wookie on Fri Oct 14, 2011 12:36 am

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    Hi Sherrers

    You have what i like to call bigbumitis, which can make riding a proper bike uncomfortable, i suggest you get one of these:

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    Happy riding
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    Post  Broadhead on Fri Oct 14, 2011 12:50 am

    Where can i get spare parts for my Grifter?
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    Post  wookie on Fri Oct 14, 2011 12:57 am

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    Hi Broadhead

    You can get parts for your grifter at your local bike shop, you can find your nearest retailer by either using google, yellow pages, or taking a stroll around the local area.

    Hope that helps you and your grifter get on the open roads of Wakefield soon.
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    Post  Fandango Widewheels on Fri Oct 14, 2011 1:18 am

    Do you know where the nearest 'Boris' Bike' station is to my house please?
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    Post  wookie on Fri Oct 14, 2011 1:35 am

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    Scaramouche scaramouche will you do the fandango?

    i don't know the nearest bike station, but google does, knock yourself out, i've got beats to make, spanish dogs to talk to, and power tools to use.
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    Post  Broadhead on Fri Oct 14, 2011 1:36 am

    Where can i get tricknuts for me Raleigh Banana?
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    Post  wookie on Fri Oct 14, 2011 1:42 am

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    A raleigh banana, is a racing bike, and would look stupid with "tricknuts" on it, and the kids off the estate would take the piss out of you more than normally, and launch bottles of wkd at your shinny head, i advise against them

    Now where's Rog with his navy?
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    Post  Fandango Widewheels on Fri Oct 14, 2011 2:11 am

    Any idea where I can get some spokey dokeys from?
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    Post  wookie on Fri Oct 14, 2011 2:21 am

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    Fandango - spokey dokeys are for girls, ask one, they'll be able to tell you.
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    Post  Broadhead on Fri Oct 14, 2011 2:32 am

    I fear for this thread Laughing
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    Post  Son of Nod on Fri Oct 14, 2011 2:40 am

    Which is the flattest flat pedal on the market??
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    Post  Sherrers on Fri Oct 14, 2011 4:04 am

    You'd think with my Victorian pedigree I'd enjoy a boneshaker or two.

    I don't.
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    Post  Sherrers on Fri Oct 14, 2011 4:18 am

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    Scaramouche scaramouche will you do the fandango?

    i don't know the nearest bike station, but google does, knock yourself out, i've got beats to make, spanish dogs to talk to, and power tools to use.


    No it doesn't.

    Neither do the bike station's "computers".

    Or me.
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    Post  Fandango Widewheels on Fri Oct 14, 2011 6:04 am

    Sherrers wrote:
    wookie wrote:Tim Sheridans Bike Riding Riddles Rasp210

    Scaramouche scaramouche will you do the fandango?

    i don't know the nearest bike station, but google does, knock yourself out, i've got beats to make, spanish dogs to talk to, and power tools to use.


    No it doesn't.

    Neither do the bike station's "computers".

    Or me.

    I have now lost all faith in this thread. The author is arguing with himself affraid
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    Post  Ye Olde Rog on Fri Oct 14, 2011 8:55 am

    I don't get it. I see the resemblance between Attila The Cunt and Rasputin but I've never seen him on a bicycle. MInd you I've never seen him on rollerskates either.
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    Post  T.B on Fri Oct 14, 2011 11:22 pm

    wookie wrote:Tim Sheridans Bike Riding Riddles Grigor11



    Fandango - spokey dokeys are for girls, ask one, they'll be able to tell you.


    I don't think they are because I don't know what you are on about.


    I'm just surprised on top of his bike bother he didn't put a drawing pin on the saddle or rub some wasps in his undies or whatever the latest downstairs hazard is in his repatoire (I can't spell repatoire)
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    Post  T.B on Fri Oct 14, 2011 11:23 pm

    Ye Olde Rog wrote:I don't get it. I see the resemblance between Attila The Cunt and Rasputin but I've never seen him on a bicycle. MInd you I've never seen him on rollerskates either.

    Oh Roger! Laughing
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    Post  T.B on Fri Oct 14, 2011 11:45 pm

    Why is he called that BTW?
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    Post  Sherrers on Fri Oct 14, 2011 11:54 pm

    It's my new name from his Lordship. Based on his interpretation of helping him do stuff Wink
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    Post  Fandango Widewheels on Fri Oct 14, 2011 11:57 pm

    Sherrers wrote:It's my new name from his Lordship. Based on his interpretation of helping him do stuff Wink

    Commonly known as a 'term of affection'?
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    Post  Sherrers on Fri Oct 14, 2011 11:59 pm

    Fandango Widewheels wrote:
    Sherrers wrote:It's my new name from his Lordship. Based on his interpretation of helping him do stuff Wink

    Commonly known as a 'term of affection'?

    The more awful the term the more he likes you.


    I think.
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    Post  Son of Nod on Fri Oct 14, 2011 11:59 pm

    Those eyes scare me....
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    Post  T.B on Sat Oct 15, 2011 2:43 am

    Ye Olde Rog wrote:I don't get it.
    see the radiobroadhead "I just don't get it" thread
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    Post  Son of Nod on Mon Nov 07, 2011 11:14 pm

    I couldn't even imagine Tim on a bike....dunno why....just can't.
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    Post  T.B on Tue Nov 08, 2011 12:06 am

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    Post  Son of Nod on Tue Nov 08, 2011 12:29 am

    Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
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