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    Post  Sherrers on Sat Sep 10, 2011 1:42 am

    See. Not as clever as everyone thinks. Or him.

    I'd love a showdown with him. In a pub. It would be a pub with a ramp probably.

    "I see right through you, you lazy maths-faced benefits cheat! get out of your fucking chair and drop the accent you twat. Yeah I'm unplugging your lungs.... oh right. Soz everyone."
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    Post  Son of Nod on Sat Sep 10, 2011 1:44 am

    Sherrers wrote:See. Not as clever as everyone thinks. Or him.

    I'd love a showdown with him. In a pub. It would be a pub with a ramp probably.

    "I see right through you, you lazy maths-faced benefits cheat! get out of your fucking chair and drop the accent you twat. Yeah I'm unplugging your lungs.... oh right. Soz everyone."

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    Post  Sherrers on Sat Sep 10, 2011 1:44 am

    Son of Nod wrote:
    Sherrers wrote:
    Fandango Widewheels wrote:I've always figured if Stephen Hawking was so clever he'd have been some kind of super villain.



    All you have to be able to do is bamboozle the majority and hey presto, you're a genius!


    He's clever enough to get everyone to do everything for him and just sit about grinning. And I mean... pretentious! What's with the American accent? He's from Oxford for christ's sake. Lazy big brained bastard.

    And he is a babe magnet!!

    No Nod.

    I know you're hoping to move into the league of evil plotters but you'd lose points on this one mate.
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    Post  Fandango Widewheels on Sat Sep 10, 2011 1:45 am

    Sherrers wrote:See. Not as clever as everyone thinks. Or him.

    I'd love a showdown with him. In a pub. It would be a pub with a ramp probably.

    "I see right through you, you lazy maths-faced benefits cheat! get out of your fucking chair and drop the accent you twat. Yeah I'm unplugging your lungs.... oh right. Soz everyone."



    Just choose a pub without a ramp. Outsmart that one Mr Physics man.
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    Post  Son of Nod on Sat Sep 10, 2011 1:46 am

    Sherrers wrote:
    Son of Nod wrote:
    Sherrers wrote:
    Fandango Widewheels wrote:I've always figured if Stephen Hawking was so clever he'd have been some kind of super villain.



    All you have to be able to do is bamboozle the majority and hey presto, you're a genius!


    He's clever enough to get everyone to do everything for him and just sit about grinning. And I mean... pretentious! What's with the American accent? He's from Oxford for christ's sake. Lazy big brained bastard.

    And he is a babe magnet!!

    No Nod.

    I know you're hoping to move into the league of evil plotters but you'd lose points on this one mate.

    But...he had an affair and been married twice? I loved to have seen that robo-sex!
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    Post  Fandango Widewheels on Sat Sep 10, 2011 1:47 am

    Son of Nod wrote:
    Sherrers wrote:
    Son of Nod wrote:
    Sherrers wrote:
    Fandango Widewheels wrote:I've always figured if Stephen Hawking was so clever he'd have been some kind of super villain.



    All you have to be able to do is bamboozle the majority and hey presto, you're a genius!


    He's clever enough to get everyone to do everything for him and just sit about grinning. And I mean... pretentious! What's with the American accent? He's from Oxford for christ's sake. Lazy big brained bastard.

    And he is a babe magnet!!

    No Nod.

    I know you're hoping to move into the league of evil plotters but you'd lose points on this one mate.

    But...he had an affair and been married twice? I loved to have seen that robo-sex!



    You sick sick puppy.
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    Post  Son of Nod on Sat Sep 10, 2011 1:47 am

    Fandango Widewheels wrote:
    Sherrers wrote:See. Not as clever as everyone thinks. Or him.

    I'd love a showdown with him. In a pub. It would be a pub with a ramp probably.

    "I see right through you, you lazy maths-faced benefits cheat! get out of your fucking chair and drop the accent you twat. Yeah I'm unplugging your lungs.... oh right. Soz everyone."



    Just choose a pub without a ramp. Outsmart that one Mr Physics man.

    Dalek's don't need ramps....
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    Post  Son of Nod on Sat Sep 10, 2011 1:48 am

    Fandango Widewheels wrote:
    Son of Nod wrote:
    Sherrers wrote:
    Son of Nod wrote:
    Sherrers wrote:
    Fandango Widewheels wrote:I've always figured if Stephen Hawking was so clever he'd have been some kind of super villain.



    All you have to be able to do is bamboozle the majority and hey presto, you're a genius!


    He's clever enough to get everyone to do everything for him and just sit about grinning. And I mean... pretentious! What's with the American accent? He's from Oxford for christ's sake. Lazy big brained bastard.

    And he is a babe magnet!!

    No Nod.

    I know you're hoping to move into the league of evil plotters but you'd lose points on this one mate.

    But...he had an affair and been married twice? I loved to have seen that robo-sex!



    You sick sick puppy.

    Not in the same room...erm.....hmmmmmm.....you maybe right there...sicko!
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    Post  Broadhead on Sat Sep 10, 2011 1:49 am

    I heard the CMD mentioning Marks performance is robotic at best. Maybe get the wedding (K)night filmed Laughing
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    Post  Fandango Widewheels on Sat Sep 10, 2011 1:50 am

    Broadhead wrote:I heard the CMD mentioning Marks performance is robotic at best. Maybe get the wedding (K)night filmed Laughing



    Listen you, Bish is away, I don't need someone else bringing my bedroom prowess into question Wink
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    Post  wookie on Sat Sep 10, 2011 1:51 am

    where is the turnip headed simpleton?
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    Post  Son of Nod on Sat Sep 10, 2011 1:52 am

    Fandango Widewheels wrote:
    Broadhead wrote:I heard the CMD mentioning Marks performance is robotic at best. Maybe get the wedding (K)night filmed Laughing



    Listen you, Bish is away, I don't need someone else bringing my bedroom prowess into question Wink

    Nod's wedding gift to you....

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    Post  Fandango Widewheels on Sat Sep 10, 2011 1:52 am

    wookie wrote:where is the turnip headed simpleton?



    Fishing with his old man.
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    Post  Sherrers on Sat Sep 10, 2011 1:56 am

    Fandango Widewheels wrote:
    wookie wrote:where is the turnip headed simpleton?



    Fishing with his old man.

    hahahahahahahahahaha


    aaaa

    hahahahahahaha

    Laughing
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    Post  Sherrers on Sat Sep 10, 2011 1:56 am

    "not that worm son"

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    Post  Son of Nod on Sat Sep 10, 2011 1:58 am

    Sherrers wrote:"not that worm son"

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    My thoughts too!!! Bish is a river with his ol' chap in the water!! Can see him now!!
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    Post  Sherrers on Sat Sep 10, 2011 2:00 am

    You have a very fevered imagination Dr NOd


    I stop at the words. Stop at the words mate. I don't use my imagination further.
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    Post  Son of Nod on Sat Sep 10, 2011 2:05 am

    Sherrers wrote:You have a very fevered imagination Dr NOd


    I stop at the words. Stop at the words mate. I don't use my imagination further.

    It run's deep my imagination at times.....some call be odd. Ha...Odd-Nod!!!
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    Post  Son of Nod on Sat Sep 10, 2011 2:09 am

    Gravity....there's another on.

    Calm it, patent it...own it....sell it on!!

    HA!!!
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    Post  Sherrers on Sat Sep 10, 2011 2:10 am

    Start with Gravy.

    Baby steps Dr NOd.
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    Post  Son of Nod on Sun Sep 11, 2011 3:54 am

    Sherrers wrote:Start with Gravy.

    Baby steps Dr NOd.



    Good thinking No.1...everyone has gravy in their cupboards....nobody would suspect ruling the world via gravy!! Twisted Evil
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    Post  Son of Nod on Fri Sep 16, 2011 9:53 pm

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    Post  Son of Nod on Sat Nov 05, 2011 2:53 am

    I really wished I had invented the calender....
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    Post  T.B on Tue Nov 08, 2011 12:10 am

    Son of Nod wrote:I really wished I had invented the calender....

    one day at a time Dr Nod, take it easy Embarassed
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    Post  Son of Nod on Tue Nov 08, 2011 12:31 am

    Laughing Laughing
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    Post  Son of Nod on Tue Dec 06, 2011 3:30 am

    Roads that melt ice, snow etc....
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    Post  Rrriot Guurl on Tue Dec 06, 2011 9:52 am

    i'm a girl and even I know you are no isenbard kingdom brunel
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    Post  Sherrers on Tue Dec 06, 2011 6:13 pm

    Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
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    Post  Son of Nod on Thu Nov 01, 2012 11:36 pm

    The Breeza Warm heated and deodorizing toilet seat..

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    Wish I'd invented this, been thinking about something like this for years now....
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    Post  Broadhead on Thu Nov 01, 2012 11:45 pm

    Son of Nod wrote:The Breeza Warm heated and deodorizing toilet seat..

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    Wish I'd invented this, been thinking about something like this for years now....

    Or just open a window.

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