Things You Wished You Had Invented...

Must be something.....

Like Space Travel
or a
Colander

teleportation

The internet.

porn

i'd be well loaded.

but my sistaz would hate me. but I's be too stinking rich to care.

probably a bit like being a man.

how interesting

Token Bird wrote:porn

i'd be well loaded.

but my sistaz would hate me. but I's be too stinking rich to care.

probably a bit like being a man.

how interesting

Do you think porn was actually invented?

One particularly messy night me and the cmd decided to play a game of 'invent the new porn genre'. Suffice to say the internet had every base covered.

Coat hangers and paperclips.

I actually have invented something. In my head that is.

The In-Handbag Light (the name needs a bit of work)

Women are always spending far too much time trying to find their Juicy Tubes and what-not in their ridiculously huge Elephant skin satchel. I propose to fit a light* which comes on when the bag is opened, alleviating some of the stresses of being a modern woman.

Lets go sisters!

*i haven't devised a way of this actually working as yet, maybe solar power

Broadhead wrote:I actually have invented something. In my head that is.

The In-Handbag Light (the name needs a bit of work)

Women are always spending far too much time trying to find their Juicy Tubes and what-not in their ridiculously huge Elephant skin satchel. I propose to fit a light* which comes on when the bag is opened, alleviating some of the stresses of being a modern woman.

Lets go sisters!

*i haven't devised a way of this actually working as yet, maybe solar power

What is a juicy tube?? Good idea though! Although, we could just carry a torch I'n our
Rediculously huge elephant skin satchel

Tiny wrote:

Broadhead wrote:I actually have invented something. In my head that is.

The In-Handbag Light (the name needs a bit of work)

Women are always spending far too much time trying to find their Juicy Tubes and what-not in their ridiculously huge Elephant skin satchel. I propose to fit a light* which comes on when the bag is opened, alleviating some of the stresses of being a modern woman.

Lets go sisters!

*i haven't devised a way of this actually working as yet, maybe solar power

What is a juicy tube?? Good idea though! Although, we could just carry a torch I'n our
Rediculously huge elephant skin satchel

A Juicy Tube is a lip gloss, from Lancome. I know you have only just got lipstick round your way so in about 5 years or so they might catch on

Actually, a handbag torch isn't a bad idea. Patent it before i do!

Oh I see! Purely out of interest.... How do you know??!!

Tiny wrote:Oh I see! Purely out of interest.... How do you know??!!

I'm always hanging around the perma-tanned, heavily made up women in Debenhams for freebies and testers. You pick these things up.

Broadhead wrote:

Tiny wrote:Oh I see! Purely out of interest.... How do you know??!!

I'm always hanging around the perma-tanned, heavily made up women in Debenhams for freebies and testers. You pick these things up.

Fandango Widewheels wrote:

Token Bird wrote:porn

i'd be well loaded.

but my sistaz would hate me. but I's be too stinking rich to care.

probably a bit like being a man.

how interesting

Do you think porn was actually invented?

One particularly messy night me and the cmd decided to play a game of 'invent the new porn genre'. Suffice to say the internet had every base covered.

Dolphin sex boxing.

Dolphin sex boxing (TM), I mean. The lads and I invented it on holiday this year. Sex boxing already existed, you see...

bigdaddy wrote:

Fandango Widewheels wrote:

Token Bird wrote:porn

i'd be well loaded.

but my sistaz would hate me. but I's be too stinking rich to care.

probably a bit like being a man.

how interesting

Do you think porn was actually invented?

One particularly messy night me and the cmd decided to play a game of 'invent the new porn genre'. Suffice to say the internet had every base covered.

Dolphin sex boxing.

Dolphin sex boxing (TM), I mean. The lads and I invented it on holiday this year. Sex boxing already existed, you see...

Hahaha the cmd is going to love that.

Crang already has is covered.

Air.....

Then make everyone pay a tax for breathing my air, patent it too.

Son of Nod wrote:Air.....

Then make everyone pay a tax for breathing my air, patent it too.

Are you some sort of criminal mastermind bent on world domination?

Fandango Widewheels wrote:

Son of Nod wrote:Air.....

Then make everyone pay a tax for breathing my air, patent it too.

Are you some sort of criminal mastermind bent on world domination?

Deep down maybe....on the surface you'd never guess.

Bloddy good idea though!!

I think Jacques Cousteau may have beaten you to the whole bottled air scam mate.

Sherrers wrote:I think Jacques Cousteau may have beaten you to the whole bottled air scam mate.

But technically you're not paying for the air. You're paying for the process of it being compressed into a cylinder. I still think Nodular is onto something.

Fandango Widewheels wrote:

Sherrers wrote:I think Jacques Cousteau may have beaten you to the whole bottled air scam mate.

But technically you're not paying for the air. You're paying for the process of it being compressed into a cylinder. I still think Nodular is onto something.

I disagree, in fact technically you are definitely paying for the air. If we had this heated debate at 200 fathoms I think I would win. On a technicality.

Sherrers wrote:I disagree, in fact technically you are definitely paying for the air. If we had this heated debate at 200 fathoms I think I would win. On a technicality.

I'd die, just on principle. Air is free, God said so.

Fandango Widewheels wrote:

Sherrers wrote:I disagree, in fact technically you are definitely paying for the air. If we had this heated debate at 200 fathoms I think I would win. On a technicality.

I'd die, just on principle. Air is free, God said so.

Not if I get my way...off to see the Dragons Den.

I'd die, just on principle. Air is free, God said so.

He said a lot of mental stuff. Stuff deranged armchair bond villains like Dr NOd ignore all the time. As part of their job.

I bet Blofelt never considered the lilies.


"mmmmm. Lilies? No I can't focus on them right now..."

I've always figured if Stephen Hawking was so clever he'd have been some kind of super villain.



All you have to be able to do is bamboozle the majority and hey presto, you're a genius!

Fandango Widewheels wrote:I've always figured if Stephen Hawking was so clever he'd have been some kind of super villain.



All you have to be able to do is bamboozle the majority and hey presto, you're a genius!

He's clever enough to get everyone to do everything for him and just sit about grinning. And I mean... pretentious! What's with the American accent? He's from Oxford for christ's sake. Lazy big brained bastard.

Sherrers wrote:

Fandango Widewheels wrote:I've always figured if Stephen Hawking was so clever he'd have been some kind of super villain.



All you have to be able to do is bamboozle the majority and hey presto, you're a genius!

He's clever enough to get everyone to do everything for him and just sit about grinning. And I mean... pretentious! What's with the American accent? He's from Oxford for christ's sake. Lazy big brained bastard.

That ruddy Robo-cheat. Some one should unplug him, then we'll see who's laughing.

Sherrers wrote:

Fandango Widewheels wrote:I've always figured if Stephen Hawking was so clever he'd have been some kind of super villain.



All you have to be able to do is bamboozle the majority and hey presto, you're a genius!

He's clever enough to get everyone to do everything for him and just sit about grinning. And I mean... pretentious! What's with the American accent? He's from Oxford for christ's sake. Lazy big brained bastard.

And he is a babe magnet!!

Sherrers wrote:

Fandango Widewheels wrote:I've always figured if Stephen Hawking was so clever he'd have been some kind of super villain.



All you have to be able to do is bamboozle the majority and hey presto, you're a genius!

He's clever enough to get everyone to do everything for him and just sit about grinning. And I mean... pretentious! What's with the American accent? He's from Oxford for christ's sake. Lazy big brained bastard.

A faux American accent from a 1980's childrens toy no less!