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    Post  Son of Nod on Tue Jul 19, 2011 7:52 pm

    Must be something.....

    Like Space Travel
    or a
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    Post  jim_kezzle on Wed Jul 20, 2011 5:26 am

    teleportation
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    Post  Fandango Widewheels on Wed Jul 20, 2011 8:22 pm

    The internet.
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    Post  T.B on Thu Jul 21, 2011 1:52 am

    porn

    i'd be well loaded.

    but my sistaz would hate me. but I's be too stinking rich to care.

    probably a bit like being a man.

    how interesting
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    Post  Fandango Widewheels on Thu Jul 21, 2011 2:20 am

    Token Bird wrote:porn

    i'd be well loaded.

    but my sistaz would hate me. but I's be too stinking rich to care.

    probably a bit like being a man.

    how interesting

    Do you think porn was actually invented?

    One particularly messy night me and the cmd decided to play a game of 'invent the new porn genre'. Suffice to say the internet had every base covered.
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    Post  Bishop on Thu Jul 21, 2011 3:07 am

    Coat hangers and paperclips.
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    Post  Broadhead on Thu Jul 21, 2011 4:44 am

    I actually have invented something. In my head that is.

    The In-Handbag Light (the name needs a bit of work)

    Women are always spending far too much time trying to find their Juicy Tubes and what-not in their ridiculously huge Elephant skin satchel. I propose to fit a light* which comes on when the bag is opened, alleviating some of the stresses of being a modern woman.

    Lets go sisters!

    *i haven't devised a way of this actually working as yet, maybe solar power Very Happy
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    Post  Tiny on Thu Jul 21, 2011 5:03 am

    Broadhead wrote:I actually have invented something. In my head that is.

    The In-Handbag Light (the name needs a bit of work)

    Women are always spending far too much time trying to find their Juicy Tubes and what-not in their ridiculously huge Elephant skin satchel. I propose to fit a light* which comes on when the bag is opened, alleviating some of the stresses of being a modern woman.

    Lets go sisters!

    *i haven't devised a way of this actually working as yet, maybe solar power Very Happy

    What is a juicy tube?? Good idea though! Although, we could just carry a torch I'n our
    Rediculously huge elephant skin satchel
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    Post  Broadhead on Thu Jul 21, 2011 5:05 am

    Tiny wrote:
    Broadhead wrote:I actually have invented something. In my head that is.

    The In-Handbag Light (the name needs a bit of work)

    Women are always spending far too much time trying to find their Juicy Tubes and what-not in their ridiculously huge Elephant skin satchel. I propose to fit a light* which comes on when the bag is opened, alleviating some of the stresses of being a modern woman.

    Lets go sisters!

    *i haven't devised a way of this actually working as yet, maybe solar power Very Happy

    What is a juicy tube?? Good idea though! Although, we could just carry a torch I'n our
    Rediculously huge elephant skin satchel

    A Juicy Tube is a lip gloss, from Lancome. I know you have only just got lipstick round your way so in about 5 years or so they might catch on Laughing

    Actually, a handbag torch isn't a bad idea. Patent it before i do!
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    Post  Tiny on Thu Jul 21, 2011 5:09 am

    Oh I see! Purely out of interest.... How do you know??!!
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    Post  Broadhead on Thu Jul 21, 2011 5:34 am

    Tiny wrote:Oh I see! Purely out of interest.... How do you know??!!

    I'm always hanging around the perma-tanned, heavily made up women in Debenhams for freebies and testers. You pick these things up.
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    Post  Tiny on Thu Jul 21, 2011 5:54 am

    Broadhead wrote:
    Tiny wrote:Oh I see! Purely out of interest.... How do you know??!!

    I'm always hanging around the perma-tanned, heavily made up women in Debenhams for freebies and testers. You pick these things up.
    Very Happy
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    Post  bigdaddy on Fri Jul 22, 2011 2:26 am

    Fandango Widewheels wrote:
    Token Bird wrote:porn

    i'd be well loaded.

    but my sistaz would hate me. but I's be too stinking rich to care.

    probably a bit like being a man.

    how interesting

    Do you think porn was actually invented?

    One particularly messy night me and the cmd decided to play a game of 'invent the new porn genre'. Suffice to say the internet had every base covered.

    Dolphin sex boxing.

    Dolphin sex boxing (TM), I mean. The lads and I invented it on holiday this year. Sex boxing already existed, you see...
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    Post  Fandango Widewheels on Fri Jul 22, 2011 3:43 am

    bigdaddy wrote:
    Fandango Widewheels wrote:
    Token Bird wrote:porn

    i'd be well loaded.

    but my sistaz would hate me. but I's be too stinking rich to care.

    probably a bit like being a man.

    how interesting

    Do you think porn was actually invented?

    One particularly messy night me and the cmd decided to play a game of 'invent the new porn genre'. Suffice to say the internet had every base covered.

    Dolphin sex boxing.

    Dolphin sex boxing (TM), I mean. The lads and I invented it on holiday this year. Sex boxing already existed, you see...

    Hahaha the cmd is going to love that.
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    Post  Sherrers on Fri Jul 22, 2011 7:17 am

    Crang already has is covered.
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    Post  Son of Nod on Fri Sep 09, 2011 8:29 pm

    Air.....

    Then make everyone pay a tax for breathing my air, patent it too.
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    Post  Fandango Widewheels on Fri Sep 09, 2011 8:38 pm

    Son of Nod wrote:Air.....

    Then make everyone pay a tax for breathing my air, patent it too.



    Are you some sort of criminal mastermind bent on world domination?
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    Post  Son of Nod on Fri Sep 09, 2011 8:49 pm

    Fandango Widewheels wrote:
    Son of Nod wrote:Air.....

    Then make everyone pay a tax for breathing my air, patent it too.



    Are you some sort of criminal mastermind bent on world domination?

    Deep down maybe....on the surface you'd never guess.

    Bloddy good idea though!! Very Happy
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    Post  Sherrers on Sat Sep 10, 2011 1:10 am

    I think Jacques Cousteau may have beaten you to the whole bottled air scam mate.
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    Post  Fandango Widewheels on Sat Sep 10, 2011 1:14 am

    Sherrers wrote:I think Jacques Cousteau may have beaten you to the whole bottled air scam mate.



    But technically you're not paying for the air. You're paying for the process of it being compressed into a cylinder. I still think Nodular is onto something.
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    Post  Son of Nod on Sat Sep 10, 2011 1:17 am

    Fandango Widewheels wrote:
    Sherrers wrote:I think Jacques Cousteau may have beaten you to the whole bottled air scam mate.



    But technically you're not paying for the air. You're paying for the process of it being compressed into a cylinder. I still think Nodular is onto something.

    Laughing
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    Post  Sherrers on Sat Sep 10, 2011 1:17 am

    I disagree, in fact technically you are definitely paying for the air. If we had this heated debate at 200 fathoms I think I would win. On a technicality.
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    Post  Fandango Widewheels on Sat Sep 10, 2011 1:18 am

    Sherrers wrote:I disagree, in fact technically you are definitely paying for the air. If we had this heated debate at 200 fathoms I think I would win. On a technicality.



    I'd die, just on principle. Air is free, God said so.
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    Post  Son of Nod on Sat Sep 10, 2011 1:20 am

    Fandango Widewheels wrote:
    Sherrers wrote:I disagree, in fact technically you are definitely paying for the air. If we had this heated debate at 200 fathoms I think I would win. On a technicality.



    I'd die, just on principle. Air is free, God said so.

    Not if I get my way...off to see the Dragons Den.
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    Post  Sherrers on Sat Sep 10, 2011 1:24 am

    I'd die, just on principle. Air is free, God said so.


    He said a lot of mental stuff. Stuff deranged armchair bond villains like Dr NOd ignore all the time. As part of their job.

    I bet Blofelt never considered the lilies.


    "mmmmm. Lilies? No I can't focus on them right now..."

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    Post  Fandango Widewheels on Sat Sep 10, 2011 1:26 am

    I've always figured if Stephen Hawking was so clever he'd have been some kind of super villain.



    All you have to be able to do is bamboozle the majority and hey presto, you're a genius!
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    Post  Sherrers on Sat Sep 10, 2011 1:35 am

    Fandango Widewheels wrote:I've always figured if Stephen Hawking was so clever he'd have been some kind of super villain.



    All you have to be able to do is bamboozle the majority and hey presto, you're a genius!


    He's clever enough to get everyone to do everything for him and just sit about grinning. And I mean... pretentious! What's with the American accent? He's from Oxford for christ's sake. Lazy big brained bastard.
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    Post  Broadhead on Sat Sep 10, 2011 1:37 am

    Sherrers wrote:
    Fandango Widewheels wrote:I've always figured if Stephen Hawking was so clever he'd have been some kind of super villain.



    All you have to be able to do is bamboozle the majority and hey presto, you're a genius!


    He's clever enough to get everyone to do everything for him and just sit about grinning. And I mean... pretentious! What's with the American accent? He's from Oxford for christ's sake. Lazy big brained bastard.



    That ruddy Robo-cheat. Some one should unplug him, then we'll see who's laughing.
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    Post  Son of Nod on Sat Sep 10, 2011 1:37 am

    Sherrers wrote:
    Fandango Widewheels wrote:I've always figured if Stephen Hawking was so clever he'd have been some kind of super villain.



    All you have to be able to do is bamboozle the majority and hey presto, you're a genius!


    He's clever enough to get everyone to do everything for him and just sit about grinning. And I mean... pretentious! What's with the American accent? He's from Oxford for christ's sake. Lazy big brained bastard.

    And he is a babe magnet!!
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    Post  Fandango Widewheels on Sat Sep 10, 2011 1:38 am

    Sherrers wrote:
    Fandango Widewheels wrote:I've always figured if Stephen Hawking was so clever he'd have been some kind of super villain.



    All you have to be able to do is bamboozle the majority and hey presto, you're a genius!


    He's clever enough to get everyone to do everything for him and just sit about grinning. And I mean... pretentious! What's with the American accent? He's from Oxford for christ's sake. Lazy big brained bastard.



    A faux American accent from a 1980's childrens toy no less!

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