Dimitri From Paris Interprets Weird Dreams

just cuddled.

Another up the duff dream from me last night, something about a pregnancy test result getting mixed up with a random drugs test result. Parents were involved in a bollocking, rather than a nurturing, capacity. Oh, and there was a paternity puzzle (an ex vs. a mate - neither of which have had the pleasure of late/ at all respectively).

It ended with me performing my own random drugs test (on myself) by putting a massive needle in my own arm in ASDA toilets.

GRIM

My dreams have been wackadoo since the weekend. Make of that what you will.

were you buying smack and pregnancy kits on the weekend?

that would certainly explain the dreams

I had a weird one. I had a lie down for lunch and was in a club in New York and I was DJing but it was more of Cabaret/Supper Club and in the dark the DJ set up was either lots of coloured lights OR a very nicely laid table of dainties and when I went to press a red button it was a big glace' cherry.

It's was a bit like Paris is Burning mixed with Will Wonka.

My Dad was there (which was odd) and so was Danny Tenaglia (which wasn't).


What does it mean Dimitri??

'allo




I would zay zat eeeef you were a laaydeee zis dream... she eees not so special. If you are a zo call'ed Man zen... poof.... aha haa I would be very worreeed for your children.


Shabaz!

I cure you.

Pif Paf Pof

Now leave me.

Sherrers wrote:'allo




I would zay zat eeeef you were a laaydeee zis dream... she eees not so special. If you are a zo call'ed Man zen... poof.... aha haa I would be very worreeed for your children.


Shabaz!

I cure you.

Pif Paf Pof

Now leave me.

I had an odd dream last night. I was in basics trying to buy a round of drinks, but I was that twatted nobody at the bar could understand what I was asking for. Then i forgot what I wanted and had to go back to the table and ask everyone again (including beero). Then I went back to the bar and bumped into my rotund cousin, and tried to talk to him but he couldnt understand me.

The club then shut and we ended up playing computer games on a big screen.

Somehow we ended up outside talking to a hungarian man about the massacre of his local football team.(including vivid images on said massacre) horrible.

WHAT THE FUCK!!! Dimitri, WHAT THE FUCK!!

Bishop wrote:

Sherrers wrote:'allo




I would zay zat eeeef you were a laaydeee zis dream... she eees not so special. If you are a zo call'ed Man zen... poof.... aha haa I would be very worreeed for your children.


Shabaz!

I cure you.

Pif Paf Pof

Now leave me.

I had an odd dream last night. I was in basics trying to buy a round of drinks, but I was that twatted nobody at the bar could understand what I was asking for. Then i forgot what I wanted and had to go back to the table and ask everyone again (including beero). Then I went back to the bar and bumped into my rotund cousin, and tried to talk to him but he couldnt understand me.

The club then shut and we ended up playing computer games on a big screen.

Somehow we ended up outside talking to a hungarian man about the massacre of his local football team.(including vivid images on said massacre) horrible.

WHAT THE FUCK!!! Dimitri, WHAT THE FUCK!!

That sounds like a normal night out with you.

my first laugh out loud since the 'new' job

MarkD77 wrote:

Bishop wrote:

Sherrers wrote:'allo




I would zay zat eeeef you were a laaydeee zis dream... she eees not so special. If you are a zo call'ed Man zen... poof.... aha haa I would be very worreeed for your children.


Shabaz!

I cure you.

Pif Paf Pof

Now leave me.

I had an odd dream last night. I was in basics trying to buy a round of drinks, but I was that twatted nobody at the bar could understand what I was asking for. Then i forgot what I wanted and had to go back to the table and ask everyone again (including beero). Then I went back to the bar and bumped into my rotund cousin, and tried to talk to him but he couldnt understand me.

The club then shut and we ended up playing computer games on a big screen.

Somehow we ended up outside talking to a hungarian man about the massacre of his local football team.(including vivid images on said massacre) horrible.

WHAT THE FUCK!!! Dimitri, WHAT THE FUCK!!

That sounds like a normal night out with you.

Great Scott, your right. Forget it Dimitri, mystery solved.

hhahahaha

it's the pic of him. I always thought he looked like a shit wizard

Am I the only one who is a bit disturbed by the images thrown up by the words "Shit Wizard"?

Ye Olde Rog wrote:Am I the only one who is a bit disturbed by the images thrown up by the words "Shit Wizard"?

You've seen that film too?

I went to the live show.

The front row were not happy.

Jonny Boy wrote:I went to the live show.

The front row were not happy.

Ye Olde Rog wrote:Am I the only one who is a bit disturbed by the images thrown up by the words "Shit Wizard"?

Not on a Saturday though Rog!

aha!

touche'

ten points to Rentaghost!

I dreamt that a zombie was gonna stab me in the ribs and turn me into one of them....I screamed in my dream and woke up screaming.

i had one that was very much like v for vendetta

me and some mates from home had come into some documents that would bring down the current authoritarian goverment, my friend from home murdoch had them originally, but was on the watch list, so gave them to me, to take home and give them to the resistance movement

i had to get the train home, and to use the train, you needed your passport, which i had, and you had a security officer ask you questions before you used the train, like name, place of birth etc.

it was quite a good dream

I had a nightmare last night. No idea what it was about but I woke up in a right old state. I vey rarely have dreams like that.

I dreamt I had a satsuma factory in some far away hot place and for some reason I was killing people in there. Very odd.