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    Post  Son of Nod on Thu Nov 03, 2011 11:09 pm

    Broadhead wrote:
    Son of Nod wrote:Green flies.....how does one kill them.

    Won't winter sort these pests out?

    I'd have thought that, but them pesky buggers are on my baby roses....NOW! Frankie....????!!!!
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    Post  Sherrers on Fri Nov 04, 2011 9:59 pm

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    Ah feeeel yo pain my chile. It's a cryyyy in the wilderness. Yes it is.

    ooooooh I hear you. Aaaaaahhhhhrg I hear you cry.

    Stop it please.

    Thank you.


    NOw although Frankie is BLESSED BY THE SPIRIT OF THE LORD... yes I am... I cannot see across deep valleys and mountains and corporation allotments. No Sir. For that you'll have to ask Tobi Neumann and his magic goggles.

    So without seeing your problems I'd have to PEPPER YOU with questions such as ; do you KNIOOOOW it's greenfly my little chile? the3y can be brown, black BLUE even REEEEED as the DEVIL himself yes they can O Lord.

    THe best potection against pesky aphids is MIGHTY JEEESUS and perhaps "Rapid" (which acts on the pests and not their insect predators).

    If your leaves are curling then you have greenfly in there, a good stopgap measure is to use soapy water and then rinse with a FORCEFUL hosing like the TEEEEEARS of GAAAAD.

    Now get busy killin' because you are doing GAAAD's work.

    And do it quick boy.

    'Cos you know.. there is only one way and....

    Heck... y'all know the rest.

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    Post  Bishop on Fri Nov 04, 2011 10:01 pm

    Laughing Laughing
    Sherrers wrote:Frankie Knuckles' Gardening Tips - Page 11 Franki10

    Ah feeeel yo pain my chile. It's a cryyyy in the wilderness. Yes it is.

    ooooooh I hear you. Aaaaaahhhhhrg I hear you cry.

    Stop it please.

    Thank you.


    NOw although Frankie is BLESSED BY THE SPIRIT OF THE LORD... yes I am... I cannot see across deep valleys and mountains and corporation allotments. No Sir. For that you'll have to ask Tobi Neumann and his magic goggles.

    So without seeing your problems I'd have to PEPPER YOU with questions such as ; do you KNIOOOOW it's greenfly my little chile? the3y can be brown, black BLUE even REEEEED as the DEVIL himself yes they can O Lord.

    THe best potection against pesky aphids is MIGHTY JEEESUS and perhaps "Rapid" (which acts on the pests and not their insect predators).

    If your leaves are curling then you have greenfly in there, a good stopgap measure is to use soapy water and then rinse with a FORCEFUL hosing like the TEEEEEARS of GAAAAD.

    Now get busy killin' because you are doing GAAAD's work.

    And do it quick boy.

    'Cos you know.. there is only one way and....

    Heck... y'all know the rest.

    Frankie Knuckles' Gardening Tips - Page 11 Knuckl10



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    Post  Son of Nod on Fri Nov 04, 2011 10:11 pm

    Sherrers wrote:Frankie Knuckles' Gardening Tips - Page 11 Franki10

    Ah feeeel yo pain my chile. It's a cryyyy in the wilderness. Yes it is.

    ooooooh I hear you. Aaaaaahhhhhrg I hear you cry.

    Stop it please.

    Thank you.


    NOw although Frankie is BLESSED BY THE SPIRIT OF THE LORD... yes I am... I cannot see across deep valleys and mountains and corporation allotments. No Sir. For that you'll have to ask Tobi Neumann and his magic goggles.

    So without seeing your problems I'd have to PEPPER YOU with questions such as ; do you KNIOOOOW it's greenfly my little chile? the3y can be brown, black BLUE even REEEEED as the DEVIL himself yes they can O Lord.

    THe best potection against pesky aphids is MIGHTY JEEESUS and perhaps "Rapid" (which acts on the pests and not their insect predators).

    If your leaves are curling then you have greenfly in there, a good stopgap measure is to use soapy water and then rinse with a FORCEFUL hosing like the TEEEEEARS of GAAAAD.

    Now get busy killin' because you are doing GAAAD's work.

    And do it quick boy.

    'Cos you know.. there is only one way and....

    Heck... y'all know the rest.

    Frankie Knuckles' Gardening Tips - Page 11 Knuckl10

    Thank you Frankie.....yes, my leaves are a curling. I will try the soapy method first. You are the blessed one!
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    Post  Jnr DJ on Wed Nov 16, 2011 1:57 am

    it's all a bit racist but i'm very amused.

    some of mates would agree, some would not.
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    Post  Sherrers on Tue Dec 06, 2011 10:27 pm

    eek. I'm a big racist. I'd better stop.

    I hear from other threads there be ice in the northerns lands.

    That's my garden fucked.
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    Post  Fandango Widewheels on Tue Dec 06, 2011 10:33 pm

    We've still got a healthy growth of weeds on the small patch of earth at the front of our house. The CMD keeps asking me to tidy it up. I may hang some christmas lights on them for a laugh.
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    Post  Ye Olde Rog on Tue Dec 06, 2011 10:39 pm

    snow round your parts actually.
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    Post  Sherrers on Tue Dec 06, 2011 10:41 pm

    around yours.

    and cobwebs

    Very Happy
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    Post  Son of Nod on Tue Dec 06, 2011 11:40 pm

    My garden is confused.....
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    Post  Fandango Widewheels on Tue Dec 06, 2011 11:43 pm

    I keep resisting the urge to buy a sledge. I know once I do it will become the warmest winter on record and no snow will fall, thus rendering my sledge useless.
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    Post  Son of Nod on Tue Dec 06, 2011 11:48 pm

    Fandango Widewheels wrote:I keep resisting the urge to buy a sledge. I know once I do it will become the warmest winter on record and no snow will fall, thus rendering my sledge useless.

    Is it like:
    Frankie Knuckles' Gardening Tips - Page 11 Citroen-sledge-by-ognyan-bozhilov

    Or:
    Frankie Knuckles' Gardening Tips - Page 11 Russian-car-sled_Ve5wz_3868

    One for Rog:

    Frankie Knuckles' Gardening Tips - Page 11 7,62mmDP,Sledge

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    Post  Sherrers on Wed Dec 07, 2011 12:03 am

    Fandango Widewheels wrote:I keep resisting the urge to buy a sledge. I know once I do it will become the warmest winter on record and no snow will fall, thus rendering my sledge useless.

    Jesus man if you can't build a sledge you are lost. Lost I say!
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    Post  wookie on Wed Dec 07, 2011 12:36 am

    just use a dissused feed or fertillizer bag, everyone knows they make the best sledges
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    Post  Fandango Widewheels on Wed Dec 07, 2011 1:43 am

    wookie wrote:just use a dissused feed or fertillizer bag, everyone knows they make the best sledges

    Not easy to come by round our gaff.
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    Post  wookie on Wed Dec 07, 2011 1:59 am

    Fandango Widewheels wrote:
    wookie wrote:just use a dissused feed or fertillizer bag, everyone knows they make the best sledges

    Not easy to come by round our gaff.

    our dad might have a few at home, i can rob one for you
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    Post  Bishop on Wed Dec 07, 2011 2:07 am

    wookie wrote:
    Fandango Widewheels wrote:
    wookie wrote:just use a dissused feed or fertillizer bag, everyone knows they make the best sledges

    Not easy to come by round our gaff.

    our dad might have a few at home, i can rob one for you



    Never knew you were brothers.
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    Post  wookie on Wed Dec 07, 2011 2:08 am

    Bishop wrote:
    wookie wrote:
    Fandango Widewheels wrote:
    wookie wrote:just use a dissused feed or fertillizer bag, everyone knows they make the best sledges

    Not easy to come by round our gaff.

    our dad might have a few at home, i can rob one for you



    Never knew you were brothers.

    its a colloquialism turnip botherer
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    Post  Bishop on Wed Dec 07, 2011 2:09 am

    wookie wrote:
    Bishop wrote:
    wookie wrote:
    Fandango Widewheels wrote:
    wookie wrote:just use a dissused feed or fertillizer bag, everyone knows they make the best sledges

    Not easy to come by round our gaff.

    our dad might have a few at home, i can rob one for you



    Never knew you were brothers.





    its a colloquialism turnip botherer

    Speak English peasant.
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    Post  Fandango Widewheels on Wed Dec 07, 2011 3:30 am

    Bishop wrote:
    wookie wrote:
    Bishop wrote:
    wookie wrote:
    Fandango Widewheels wrote:
    wookie wrote:just use a dissused feed or fertillizer bag, everyone knows they make the best sledges

    Not easy to come by round our gaff.

    our dad might have a few at home, i can rob one for you



    Never knew you were brothers.





    its a colloquialism turnip botherer

    Speak English peasant.

    Okay duck Wink
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    Post  Son of Nod on Mon Dec 19, 2011 9:37 pm

    My garden does not like the winter!!!
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    Post  Son of Nod on Wed Jan 18, 2012 1:01 am

    Frankie, is snow the best time to start cutting everything back in the garden?
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    Post  Fandango Widewheels on Wed Jan 18, 2012 1:07 am

    The frost has killed our massive weed. No digging for me Smile
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    Post  Son of Nod on Wed Jan 18, 2012 1:41 am

    Gonna have cut back the plants...but it is the apple tree which need attention, when is best to cut it back?
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    Post  Fandango Widewheels on Sun Mar 11, 2012 8:28 pm

    Frankie, the CMD has finally cracked and is going to do some weeding. We're off to the garden center to buy weedkiller. Professional!
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    Post  Fandango Widewheels on Mon Mar 12, 2012 8:55 pm

    Son of Nod wrote:
    Fandango Widewheels wrote:I keep resisting the urge to buy a sledge. I know once I do it will become the warmest winter on record and no snow will fall, thus rendering my sledge useless.

    Is it like:
    Frankie Knuckles' Gardening Tips - Page 11 Citroen-sledge-by-ognyan-bozhilov

    Or:
    Frankie Knuckles' Gardening Tips - Page 11 Russian-car-sled_Ve5wz_3868

    One for Rog:

    Frankie Knuckles' Gardening Tips - Page 11 7,62mmDP,Sledge


    I never did buy a sledge. That's £15 saved.
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    Post  Son of Nod on Mon Mar 26, 2012 10:30 pm

    Will someone please ask Frankie on the 30th, what the fuck happened to this thread? My garden is shagged!!!! Thank you!
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    Post  Sherrers on Mon Mar 26, 2012 10:53 pm

    Jnr DJ wrote:it's all a bit racist but i'm very amused.

    some of mates would agree, some would not.

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    Post  Son of Nod on Mon Mar 26, 2012 11:36 pm

    Oh.
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    Post  Jnr DJ on Wed Mar 28, 2012 10:55 pm

    I'm just saying it makes me chuckle but to a causal viewer it is over the line. No doubt.

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