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    Post  Broadhead Thu May 13, 2010 2:10 am

    I am assuming that someone on here will be quite a good cook?

    Anyway, i am knocking up some burgers tonight and rather than my beloved Dairylea Slices (stop sniggering) i want to stop being such a mong and have a nice tasty cheese instead.

    My cheese knowledge is limited, well non existant actually. I was wondering if anyone could give me some advice as to what might work. I should add i will be teaming said cheese up with Jalapeno's and maybe bacon.

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    *before 5.15pm if possible.
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    Post  Bishop Thu May 13, 2010 2:14 am

    Broadhead wrote:I am assuming that someone on here will be quite a good cook?

    Anyway, i am knocking up some burgers tonight and rather than my beloved Dairylea Slices (stop sniggering) i want to stop being such a mong and have a nice tasty cheese instead.

    My cheese knowledge is limited, well non existant actually. I was wondering if anyone could give me some advice as to what might work. I should add i will be teaming said cheese up with Jalapeno's and maybe bacon.

    Dazzle me people, dazzle me*



    *before 5.15pm if possible.

    Goats cheese. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
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    Post  Broadhead Thu May 13, 2010 2:16 am

    I've had that before, but would it work on a burger? I shall bear it in mind.

    My shopping list currently reads as follows:

    Burger buns
    Jalapeno's
    Nice cheese
    Burgers

    I think i need to be more specific than nice cheese.
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    Post  Bishop Thu May 13, 2010 2:25 am

    Broadhead wrote:I've had that before, but would it work on a burger? I shall bear it in mind.

    My shopping list currently reads as follows:

    Burger buns
    Jalapeno's
    Nice cheese
    Burgers

    I think i need to be more specific than nice cheese.

    If you like blue cheese, danish blue is pretty damn nice on a burger. Or you could try philadelphia or another soft cheese with your peppers mixed into that and spread on top.
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    Post  elrusto Thu May 13, 2010 2:27 am

    Goats cheese is nice, but I reckon you need some cheese with more flavour, and better melting properties. So any of the following:

    Mature cheddar
    Monterey Jack (which is spicy, maybe not necessary with jalapenos, depends how hot you like it)
    Blue cheese of some sort (if you like it)... Stilton, Gorgonzola, or my fave, Shropshire Blue
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    Post  Broadhead Thu May 13, 2010 2:32 am

    Monterey Jack. I've heard fo that actually and i reckon i've had it on a burger before. I like a bit of spice, that could go good with my Jalapeno's.

    So far it's in the lead, followed by danish blue.

    I'm starting a cheese league. Cottage cheese is not included however. I once convinced a thick girl i worked with that cottage cheese was cow sick. 6 years that went on for. She was very gullible, when it was xmas do time one year i told her to ring the local brothel to ask if she could book a table for 20 Laughing
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    Post  elrusto Thu May 13, 2010 2:40 am

    Cottage cheese would have to be relegated in the cheese league.

    Let us know how you get on Broaders, preferably with photos...
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    Post  Broadhead Thu May 13, 2010 2:42 am

    I'll see what i can do!
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    Post  wookie Thu May 13, 2010 2:46 am

    danish blue cheese is nice on top of burgers
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    Post  Broadhead Thu May 13, 2010 2:49 am

    Another vote for Danish Blue, it shoots to the top of the charts!

    Will they have that in Morrisons?
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    Post  elrusto Thu May 13, 2010 2:52 am

    Should do... they definitely have Shropshire Blue if not.

    Trust me on this one, it's an orange Cheddar-y cheese, with blue bits in it... NYOM NYOM!!
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    Post  Broadhead Thu May 13, 2010 2:55 am

    I've added it to my list. I'm fricking starving now.

    I'm not sure on the Jalapeno's now, i might scrap them. I'll buy them anyway, but i don't know if they will make the final cut.
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    Post  wookie Thu May 13, 2010 2:58 am

    Broadhead wrote:Another vote for Danish Blue, it shoots to the top of the charts!

    Will they have that in Morrisons?

    yeah its normally next to the port salut
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    Post  Broadhead Thu May 13, 2010 3:02 am

    Yeah, like i know where that is. Unless it's near the Export of Chilli heatwave Dorrito's i struggle.

    I will find some cheese. It's my mission for the evening.

    You know that saying 'you need to get out more?'...............
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    Post  Broadhead Thu May 13, 2010 3:15 am

    The polls are closed, the votes have been counted and.......we don't have a clear winner.

    It's looking like an orange and blue cheddar-y coalition Very Happy

    I shall show my results later.
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    Post  T.B Thu May 13, 2010 3:51 am

    you lot's northern lack of cheese knowledge is shameful
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    Post  Sherrers Thu May 13, 2010 3:52 am

    I am ashamed. Ashamed and amused. Like laughing at Harry Hill.
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    Post  bigdaddy Thu May 13, 2010 4:18 am

    Token Bird wrote:you lot's northern lack of cheese knowledge is shameful

    Wookie knows where each type of cheese is IN THE SHOP! That's 'MAZE! knowledge.
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    Post  RvZ Thu May 13, 2010 4:24 am

    the general cheese gap is pretty alarming...
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    Post  Broadhead Thu May 13, 2010 6:41 pm

    Well thats the last time i listen to you lot.

    Danish blue tastes not unlike ink and almost ruined 3 perfectly good burgers. i shall stick to what i know.
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    Post  Rrriot Guurl Thu May 13, 2010 8:10 pm

    i.e not a lot, cheese-wise
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    Post  Bishop Thu May 13, 2010 10:44 pm

    Broadhead wrote:Well thats the last time i listen to you lot.

    Danish blue tastes not unlike ink and almost ruined 3 perfectly good burgers. i shall stick to what i know.

    Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

    Sorry mate. I should have told you ive never tried it. Very Happy
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    Post  Broadhead Thu May 13, 2010 10:47 pm

    Laughing

    My advice is don't bother. It's bloody horrible. I don't know what i'm having for tea tonight. All i know is that i won't be asking any of you lot for any ideas anytime soon.
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    Post  T.B Thu May 13, 2010 11:56 pm

    bad cheese advice
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    Post  Broadhead Thu May 13, 2010 11:57 pm

    Hard cheese LOL
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    Post  Fandango Widewheels Thu May 13, 2010 11:57 pm

    Anyone watch Teen Apprentice last night? Cheese overload.

    One question. Boat load of teen lads and lasses all in the same house. Where's all the sex and drugs?
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    Post  RvZ Thu May 13, 2010 11:58 pm

    the cheese thing is tickling me I must say

    cheese virgin led astray
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    Post  Broadhead Fri May 14, 2010 12:00 am

    MarkD77 wrote:Anyone watch Teen Apprentice last night? Cheese overload.

    One question. Boat load of teen lads and lasses all in the same house. Where's all the sex and drugs?

    I watched some of it. They are not normal kids.
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    Post  Fandango Widewheels Fri May 14, 2010 12:04 am

    Classic comment from the little Indian kid:

    'I love maths, as I'm sure the rest of you do' WHACK!
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    Post  Broadhead Fri May 14, 2010 12:05 am

    That blonde trendy girl was far too confident. I like her.

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