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Fandango Widewheels
Bishop
Sherrers
Broadhead
scarlet pimpernel
Jonny Boy
T.B
RvZ
bigdaddy
13 posters
You know it's spring when
bigdaddy- Moderator
- Number of posts : 1233
Location : lost underwater city of shoreditch
- Post n°1
You know it's spring when
... the music playing in the coffee shop is Sisquo's THE THONG SONG.
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RvZ- vvvwi
- Number of posts : 2685
Location : Londinium
- Post n°2
Re: You know it's spring when
oh that's just plain unhygienic
T.B- Moderator
- Number of posts : 3939
Location : East London
- Post n°3
Re: You know it's spring when
I'd like a big fatty latty with a bogle on top please mr coffeebean
Jonny Boy- vvwi
- Number of posts : 753
Location : Headingley, Leeds, West Yorkshire, 'OWZAT!
- Post n°4
Re: You know it's spring when
scarlet pimpernel- vvw
- Number of posts : 649
Location : Pontecarlo, YORKSHIRE
- Post n°5
Re: You know it's spring when
Token Bird wrote:I'd like a big fatty latty with a bogle on top please mr coffeebean
Broadhead- vvwi
- Number of posts : 3637
- Post n°6
Re: You know it's spring when
Token Bird wrote:I'd like a big fatty latty with a bogle on top please mr coffeebean
This has had me in stitches for 24 hours now.
Round our way you know it's spring when pasty, skinny chav lads dig out their 3 quarter length Adidas tracky bottoms and there sleeveless t-shirts, which is almost always the same colour as their skin.
If it is a weekend same people can be seen carrying a crate of Fosters or Carlsberg. I don't even think they drink it, just carry it about.
Sherrers- Admin
- Number of posts : 9331
Location : the internet
- Post n°7
Re: You know it's spring when
or in your case... a case of Stella.
boom boom
boom boom
Bishop- vvwi
- Number of posts : 4488
Location : Blyth (nr doncatraz).
- Post n°9
Re: You know it's spring when
Broadhead wrote:It's special brew godammit!
bigdaddy- Moderator
- Number of posts : 1233
Location : lost underwater city of shoreditch
- Post n°10
Re: You know it's spring when
Ha. Ha. Ha, spring. There's a lady model casting going in in my building RIGHT NOW.
Riot girl? You've got 10 mins head start before I tell the boys the address.
Riot girl? You've got 10 mins head start before I tell the boys the address.
RvZ- vvvwi
- Number of posts : 2685
Location : Londinium
- Post n°12
Re: You know it's spring when
bigdaddy wrote:Ha. Ha. Ha, spring. There's a lady model casting going in in my building RIGHT NOW.
Riot girl? You've got 10 mins head start before I tell the boys the address.
haha!
makes me wonder how he mentions ladies unmentionables
Broadhead- vvwi
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- Post n°13
Re: You know it's spring when
Al wrote: ladies unmentionables
That was a slow burner.
Sherrers- Admin
- Number of posts : 9331
Location : the internet
- Post n°14
Re: You know it's spring when
My mate Jez always referred to brasses as 'naughty hire ladies'.
He wasn't trying to be funny either he is as innocent as Benny from Crossroads
Bishop- vvwi
- Number of posts : 4488
Location : Blyth (nr doncatraz).
- Post n°15
Re: You know it's spring when
Sherrers wrote:
My mate Jez always referred to brasses as 'naughty hire ladies'.
He wasn't trying to be funny either he is as innocent as Benny from Crossroads
Fandango Widewheels- Moderator
- Number of posts : 6539
Location : The frozen wastes of the north east
- Post n°16
Re: You know it's spring when
Bishop wrote:Sherrers wrote:
My mate Jez always referred to brasses as 'naughty hire ladies'.
He wasn't trying to be funny either he is as innocent as Benny from Crossroads
I love the term 'brasses'. Anyway Bigdaddy, what was the talent like?
bigdaddy- Moderator
- Number of posts : 1233
Location : lost underwater city of shoreditch
- Post n°17
Re: You know it's spring when
They had legs that went all the way up to there, which is a surprisingly long way.
Broadhead- vvwi
- Number of posts : 3637
- Post n°18
Re: You know it's spring when
I'd look like a dwarf next to a lady of such stature.
A really stumpy dwarf.
A really stumpy dwarf.
Fandango Widewheels- Moderator
- Number of posts : 6539
Location : The frozen wastes of the north east
- Post n°19
Re: You know it's spring when
You'd look like a lucky dwarf.
Broadhead- vvwi
- Number of posts : 3637
- Post n°20
Re: You know it's spring when
Mere mortals sneer at me, let alone supermodels. I'd hardly be lucky having women sent from another planet tapping me on the head like that bloke out of Benny Hill.
T.B- Moderator
- Number of posts : 3939
Location : East London
- Post n°21
Re: You know it's spring when
MarkD77 wrote:You'd look like a lucky dwarf.
Lucky?
Not Happy?
Sherrers- Admin
- Number of posts : 9331
Location : the internet
- Post n°22
Re: You know it's spring when
Ravey.
wookie- vvwi
- Number of posts : 4123
Location : casa del bramley
- Post n°23
Re: You know it's spring when
#Sherrers wrote:Ravey.
more like rapey
Broadhead- vvwi
- Number of posts : 3637
- Post n°24
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How very dare you. I'm no Jack Tweed.
wookie- vvwi
- Number of posts : 4123
Location : casa del bramley
- Post n°25
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Broadhead wrote:How very dare you. I'm no Jack Tweed.
he's just an oxygen thief, no good to man or beast
Broadhead- vvwi
- Number of posts : 3637
- Post n°26
Re: You know it's spring when
I was reading the Daily Star earlier and they were referring to him as 'club promoter Jack Tweedy'. That raised a smile, but not as much as when they describe Jade Goodys mum as 'One armed lesbian Jackie'
Sherrers- Admin
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Location : the internet
- Post n°27
Re: You know it's spring when
wookie wrote:#Sherrers wrote:Ravey.
more like rapey
I will never forget when Grant pointed out "Rapey Dave" at Matter.
"so... Rapey....nice to meet you... why do they call you Rapey? Oh it's a self penned monicker... wow..."
Fact.
Grant : "Oh look... it's Rapey Dave"
So awful it's good.
bigdaddy- Moderator
- Number of posts : 1233
Location : lost underwater city of shoreditch
- Post n°28
Re: You know it's spring when
It was the northerners who told me that was his name. And I was hanging about and all.
RvZ- vvvwi
- Number of posts : 2685
Location : Londinium
- Post n°29
Re: You know it's spring when
Spring is happening in London with a vengeance!
RvZ- vvvwi
- Number of posts : 2685
Location : Londinium
- Post n°30
Re: You know it's spring when
Where's Bigdad gone?
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