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    Post  Jonny Boy Sun Apr 11, 2010 3:29 am

    Wookie got some Bayern Munich sweets for his birthday.

    I once got a framed photo of a mate off her for Christmas, which was just well odd.

    She wasn't being ironic BTW.

    Yours?
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    Post  wookie Sun Apr 11, 2010 3:49 am

    They were basically haribo, very nice too.
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    Post  Sherrers Sun Apr 11, 2010 3:59 am

    Laughing

    My brother wanted a pot of jam for his 7th birthday. I poured it down the sink for some reason. I think on the grounds that it was such a freakish present when he could have had anything.

    It's all he wanted. No action man, no scalextric.

    Jam. One pot of.
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    Post  Sherrers Sun Apr 11, 2010 4:11 am

    All I ever wanted was a Fez and someone got me one once. Which meant a lot.


    Mum's and Dad's really never ever get it right do they? but it's the thought that counts...
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    Post  T.B Mon Apr 12, 2010 2:13 am

    Good God I am a woman... I could be here for the rest of my life telling you about men who got me power drills and formula one tickets and paintballing bollocks.
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    Post  crang Mon Apr 12, 2010 6:06 am

    My mum bought me a road map for christmas one year,i dont even drive?

    Another year she bought me a book on how to survive in a relationship?,i had been with my girlfriend for 7 years

    And on my birthday once she bought me some yellow plastic cutlery?

    I struggled to find logical meaning to these gifts?

    Bless my mum,she means well Smile
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    Post  Bishop Mon Apr 12, 2010 7:02 pm

    My granny boght me one of them globe bars that del boy has on only fools and horses. The ones that you put cheap whiskey in and you can lift one half of the world up and then pour yourself a stiff drink.

    It has wheels aswell.

    This was only two years ago. I still havent built it.
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    Post  Broadhead Mon Apr 12, 2010 7:35 pm

    My dad bought me some things you put in your trainers to stop them smelling. They are big yellow fluffy ducks that are perfumed.

    This was last christmas. I am 31.
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    Post  elrusto Mon Apr 12, 2010 8:28 pm

    Bishop wrote:My granny boght me one of them globe bars that del boy has on only fools and horses. The ones that you put cheap whiskey in and you can lift one half of the world up and then pour yourself a stiff drink.

    It has wheels aswell.

    This was only two years ago. I still havent built it.

    I inherited one of these when my grandparents passed away. It's one of my most prized posessions! Very Happy
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    Post  Bishop Mon Apr 12, 2010 8:50 pm

    I may build it. I feel guilty now.
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    Post  elrusto Mon Apr 12, 2010 9:06 pm

    Haha! It's only cos mine is a genuine antique jobby, and I can aloways rememeber my grandads impressive scotch collection being stored in it...
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    Post  Bishop Mon Apr 12, 2010 9:08 pm

    elrusto wrote:Haha! It's only cos mine is a genuine antique jobby, and I can aloways rememeber my grandads impressive scotch collection being stored in it...

    Ah. mine is from one of the shop programmes. Defo no antique.
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    Post  Ye Olde Rog Tue Apr 13, 2010 12:21 am

    Sheridan collects globes. Fact.

    Give it him.
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    Post  scarlet pimpernel Tue Apr 13, 2010 10:00 pm

    I once got given a power drill by the missus. I am a builder and have about 6 of every tool known to man. it was a hint to fix summat in the house. lost out that christmas
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    Post  shAdy Tue Apr 13, 2010 11:38 pm

    elrusto wrote:
    Bishop wrote:My granny boght me one of them globe bars that del boy has on only fools and horses. The ones that you put cheap whiskey in and you can lift one half of the world up and then pour yourself a stiff drink.

    It has wheels aswell.

    This was only two years ago. I still havent built it.

    I inherited one of these when my grandparents passed away. It's one of my most prized posessions! Very Happy

    My mate has an antique one - also his prize possession.
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    Post  Son of Nod Tue Apr 13, 2010 11:42 pm

    freakish gifts Dd

    Now that's the real deal!
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    Post  Bishop Wed Apr 14, 2010 10:08 pm

    Ah ha. I have just recalled two bizarre gifts that mad eye bought me at christmas.

    1 x Silver Glittery Thong

    1 x pair of ear Muffs/ warmers whatever the fuck you want to call them. I have large ears yes, but I will not be seen wearing things to keep them warm unless its a hat.

    Oh and another mate also bought everyone socks one christmas with our names stitched in. Gem, Tom, Steve, Paul and Colin, for me. She couldnt find ones with Russell on them. cyclops
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    Post  wookie Wed Apr 14, 2010 10:59 pm

    a mate back home

    bought his girlfriend 4 scotch eggs for easter
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    Post  Bishop Wed Apr 14, 2010 11:01 pm

    wookie wrote:a mate back home

    bought his girlfriend 4 scotch eggs for easter


    Laughing Laughing Laughing Love it.
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    Post  Broadhead Wed Apr 14, 2010 11:02 pm

    That's not freakish, thats called love.
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    Post  wookie Wed Apr 14, 2010 11:13 pm

    she wasn't impressed

    i said he should of bought her savoury egss instead

    might have gone down better
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    Post  Son of Nod Wed Apr 14, 2010 11:21 pm

    pickled eggs....one jar of....
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    Post  T.B Wed Apr 14, 2010 11:36 pm

    wookie wrote:a mate back home

    bought his girlfriend 4 scotch eggs for easter

    Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

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