And I weigh 8 stone.
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Fandango Widewheels
Son of Nod
Broadhead
wookie
Bishop
Sherrers
T.B
Ye Olde Rog
shAdy
Jonny Boy
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Recession Thread. Who is Tiny Tim and Who is Scrooge?
Jonny Boy- vvwi
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Location : Headingley, Leeds, West Yorkshire, 'OWZAT!
Following timbo's suggestion I'd like to open bidding by saying I am 22, have a student loan the size of a small african country's GNP, no job and don't qualify for benefit worth mentioning.
And I weigh 8 stone.
And I weigh 8 stone.
shAdy- vvw
- Number of posts : 521
Location : Dirty Leeds
Jonny Boy wrote:Following timbo's suggestion I'd like to open bidding by saying I am 22, have a student loan the size of a small african country's GNP, no job and don't qualify for benefit worth mentioning.
And I weigh 8 stone.
Somebody cook the boy a meal or we will be a forum-member fewer!
Ye Olde Rog- vvwi
- Number of posts : 1633
Location : The 18th Century
As usual I can eclipse you all with my ridiculously low wages and old age.
However I don't give a shit! because I am ace!
However I don't give a shit! because I am ace!
T.B- Moderator
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Location : East London
I bet it's harder being skint in London than it is up there. It costs about a squillion quid to open a window here.
I too am living in Dickensian hardship. But we Londoners kill the pain with illegal Gin and Chinese Opium dens,
I too am living in Dickensian hardship. But we Londoners kill the pain with illegal Gin and Chinese Opium dens,
Sherrers- Admin
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Location : the internet
Bishop- vvwi
- Number of posts : 4488
Location : Blyth (nr doncatraz).
I am only poor when i have to leave blyth.
Other than that I have endless money namely bar tabs in every pub). Its a village that just keeps giving.
In fact I may get drunk tonight in mad eye reillys pub or I may go to the Fourways. (the handy man/chef there is willie thorne or his twin brother).
Other than that I have endless money namely bar tabs in every pub). Its a village that just keeps giving.
In fact I may get drunk tonight in mad eye reillys pub or I may go to the Fourways. (the handy man/chef there is willie thorne or his twin brother).
Sherrers- Admin
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Location : the internet
Bishop wrote:I am only poor when i have to leave blyth.
the exchange rate is really bad right now on the Sterling to Turnip markets
Bishop- vvwi
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Location : Blyth (nr doncatraz).
I only deal in sugar beet good sir.
Sherrers- Admin
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Location : the internet
Bishop wrote:I only deal in sugar beet good sir.
fancy pants
Bishop- vvwi
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Location : Blyth (nr doncatraz).
and those aswell if we cant get no beet.
Sherrers- Admin
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Location : the internet
Not only do I have no work til Feb (tbc) I wrote off my car.
If I burned all my tunes and killed the dog I'd have nothing except a gay sofa.
Beat that.
If I burned all my tunes and killed the dog I'd have nothing except a gay sofa.
Beat that.
wookie- vvwi
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Location : casa del bramley
shit mate bad news about the car
Sherrers- Admin
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Location : the internet
the car is covered, it's the no gigs for 2 months that is the killer.
Bishop- vvwi
- Number of posts : 4488
Location : Blyth (nr doncatraz).
Sherrers wrote:the car is covered, it's the no gigs for 2 months that is the killer.
Thats shite mate.
You could always come and play at Dozy rascals party in blyth on new years eve. We would only be able to pay you in old washers and turnips though im afraid.
Broadhead- vvwi
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Sherrers wrote:the car is covered, it's the no gigs for 2 months that is the killer.
If you need a lift anywhere up north then let me know. It's hardly the best car but hey, it works!
T.B- Moderator
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Location : East London
Bishop wrote:Sherrers wrote:the car is covered, it's the no gigs for 2 months that is the killer.
Thats shite mate.
You could always come and play at Dozy rascals party in blyth on new years eve. We would only be able to pay you in old washers and turnips though im afraid.
hahahaha!
Son of Nod- vvwi
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Location : In a Box
Token Bird wrote:Bishop wrote:Sherrers wrote:the car is covered, it's the no gigs for 2 months that is the killer.
Thats shite mate.
You could always come and play at Dozy rascals party in blyth on new years eve. We would only be able to pay you in old washers and turnips though im afraid.
hahahaha!
Would the turnips be of the roasted variety?
Bishop- vvwi
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Location : Blyth (nr doncatraz).
We eat everything raw in blyth mate. Even our own.
Sherrers- Admin
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Location : the internet
Broadhead wrote:Sherrers wrote:the car is covered, it's the no gigs for 2 months that is the killer.
If you need a lift anywhere up north then let me know. It's hardly the best car but hey, it works!
can you take me from Ilkley to Leeds to Armley, to Sheepscar then the airport?
Son of Nod- vvwi
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Location : In a Box
Bishop wrote:We eat everything raw in blyth mate. Even our own.
real men!
Ye Olde Rog- vvwi
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Location : The 18th Century
Sherrers wrote:Broadhead wrote:Sherrers wrote:the car is covered, it's the no gigs for 2 months that is the killer.
If you need a lift anywhere up north then let me know. It's hardly the best car but hey, it works!
can you take me from Ilkley to Leeds to Armley, to Sheepscar then the airport?
I can give you a lift in this?
Sherrers- Admin
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Location : the internet
you are loving this aren't you? I have a funny feeling.
T.B- Moderator
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Location : East London
I can't buy anyone except myself any presents this year.
It's a strict rule.
It's a strict rule.
wookie- vvwi
- Number of posts : 4123
Location : casa del bramley
Token Bird wrote:I can't buy anyone except myself any presents this year.
It's a strict rule.
im buying my parents and sister a present
and then a big present for me next month which will be a shiny new macbook pro
Jonny Boy- vvwi
- Number of posts : 753
Location : Headingley, Leeds, West Yorkshire, 'OWZAT!
Jonny Boy wrote:Following timbo's suggestion I'd like to open bidding by saying I am 22, have a student loan the size of a small african country's GNP, no job and don't qualify for benefit worth mentioning.
And I weigh 8 stone.
hoping to be 9 stone due to Xmas!
working on it!
Fandango Widewheels- Moderator
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Location : The frozen wastes of the north east
Isn't the recession something that affects the working classes?
Sherrers- Admin
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Location : the internet
MarkD77 wrote:Isn't the recession something that affects the working classes?
I don't know anyone, rich or poor, who isn't affected. Factoid.
Where have you been Mark??
Welcome back in time for Xmas!
Fandango Widewheels- Moderator
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Location : The frozen wastes of the north east
Hence the wink Mr Sheridan!
I myself was a victim of the recession, but, as the saying goes every cloud has a silver lining! I ended up in a new job spending Monday to Friday on foreign shores. Now I have sufficiently got to grips with said job I felt it was time to come back on here and share in the merriment and frivolity!
I myself was a victim of the recession, but, as the saying goes every cloud has a silver lining! I ended up in a new job spending Monday to Friday on foreign shores. Now I have sufficiently got to grips with said job I felt it was time to come back on here and share in the merriment and frivolity!
Bishop- vvwi
- Number of posts : 4488
Location : Blyth (nr doncatraz).
Welcome back Mark.
Good news on the job front.
Good news on the job front.
wookie- vvwi
- Number of posts : 4123
Location : casa del bramley
good news on the job
which foreign shores you working on?
barnsley? doncaster? grimsby?
which foreign shores you working on?
barnsley? doncaster? grimsby?
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