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    Post  Jonny Boy on Thu Aug 06, 2009 10:14 pm

    Sherrers wrote:lately the ninety degree swivel clamp has been my saviour Very Happy

    It's a thing of simple beauty


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    oooh they bring back some awful memories. they never looked like that though they were horrible oily things.
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    Post  Ben on Thu Sep 17, 2009 1:52 am

    Jonny Boy wrote:
    Sherrers wrote:lately the ninety degree swivel clamp has been my saviour Very Happy

    It's a thing of simple beauty


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    oooh they bring back some awful memories. they never looked like that though they were horrible oily things.


    We use to use these when we were building lighting rigs during the Edinburgh festival. There was an occasion were I was at the top of a ladder tightening the nut on one of these. You had to lift up the scaff bar at the same time to take the weight of the clamp while you tightened. Being about 10 foot up a ladder not holding on I was wobbling all over the shop. I thought everything was tight and let the clamp take the weight but my finger got caught in between the washer and bottom nut. It was a very painful experiences. (When I also last used these, you could not tighten them by hand you had to use a spanner. It made life a little more tricky.)
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    Post  Sherrers on Thu Sep 17, 2009 2:35 am

    surely you'd utilise the ever handy 90 degree angle ratchet?

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    Post  Rrriot Guurl on Thu Sep 17, 2009 2:37 am

    you don't still use one of them do you ? No
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    Post  Jnr DJ on Thu Sep 17, 2009 2:51 am

    I have to admit I do like a roam around a toolshop even though I don't know much about them. And Stationers Embarassed
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    Post  Sherrers on Thu Sep 17, 2009 6:27 am

    Jnr DJ wrote: Stationers

    me too!


    double Embarassed Embarassed
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    Post  Bishop on Thu Sep 17, 2009 7:15 am

    Sherrers wrote:
    Jnr DJ wrote: Stationers

    me too!


    double Embarassed Embarassed

    Gah for fuck sake.

    Me three. Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed

    I like to have a good nosey in the stationery room at work. There is always something that finds its way into my pocket.
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    Post  Sherrers on Thu Sep 17, 2009 10:02 am

    mmmmmmrrrrrrryyyyyyymansssss

    drunken
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    Post  Ben on Fri Sep 25, 2009 9:35 pm

    I'm going to have to take my hat off to The Leatherman Wave. I have owned one for about 8 years now and it has dug me out of many sticky positions. Last night the flush on my toilet decided that it had had enough. The rubber seal had eroded to a point were it had fallen to bits. After unscrewing the lid, cutting out a new seal, fitting, job was sorted. Multitool saved the day again. Here here to The Leatherman.

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    Post  Bishop on Fri Sep 25, 2009 9:42 pm

    ah Ben. A mate of mine swears by the leatherman. he can wittle a new house out of a fallen branch with one.
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    Post  Ben on Fri Sep 25, 2009 10:01 pm

    When I was at university I did a shop at the local supermarket. To save me carrying all the shopping we stole one of the shopping trolleys and wheeled it all back to the house. The problem then was that once we made it home and unpacked the shopping we discovered that we couldn't get our pound back out of the trolley. All being to lazy to walk back we decided to sit and have a smoke. After a few bongs and a couple of spliffs we decided to file through the chain so we could regain the pound. An hour and a half later the pound was free and the trolley soon became our night time dodgem. Wink
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    Post  Bishop on Fri Sep 25, 2009 10:10 pm

    Hahahahaha. brilliant. There is nothing finer than a set of wheels when drunk/stoned. (except a car of course)
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    Post  Sherrers on Sat Sep 26, 2009 8:42 am

    I dunno. Skiing arseholed is great!

    I currently have to make our youngest an "authentic English longbow of only the finest Yew" (his words).

    It's not as easy as I thought, but fucking hell if I'm not really enjoying it in a very guilty way.

    I am, like many of his harebrained quasi mediaevalist wheezes, fairly certain he has no clue how much strength is needed to pull the string back to your chin.

    I told him he'd better be dead eyed dick crossed with Robin Hood with the bastard in 6 months or it's the last time I get involved with his bloody "commitments" (read : hobbies NOT university)
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    Post  Ye Olde Rog on Sat Sep 26, 2009 9:27 pm

    Remember Agincourt!

    The might English Longbow made mincemeat of them French cunts.

    He a rum one isn't he your lad? what is he now? 22?
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    Post  RvZ on Wed Sep 30, 2009 7:37 am

    Hang on!

    you are making an 'english longbow' for your lad?


    DO TELL us of your progress on this project.

    Laughing
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    Post  Ye Olde Rog on Wed Sep 30, 2009 8:02 am

    For the 1st time I am genuinely interested in what The Twat is making. Anything that annihilates the french in large numbers fascinates me.
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    Post  Sherrers on Wed Sep 30, 2009 9:11 am

    I have to make one of these

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    out of this

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    and the arrows have to be fire hardened oak Shocked
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    Post  Sherrers on Wed Sep 30, 2009 9:12 am

    oh and apparently goose feather fletches.

    Have you ever approached a fucking goose? It;s like trying to take hairs from an angry doberman
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    Post  Ben on Wed Sep 30, 2009 1:21 pm

    Sherrers wrote:oh and apparently goose feather fletches.

    Have you ever approached a fucking goose? It;s like trying to take hairs from an angry doberman

    Now I am going to open up....... I use to work in the school ark. I have take on many a goose. You just need to get involved an grab them by the neck. Don't fuck about or they will have you.... trust!! Wink
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    Post  Bishop on Thu Oct 01, 2009 10:43 pm

    Sherrers wrote:oh and apparently goose feather fletches.

    Have you ever approached a fucking goose? It;s like trying to take hairs from an angry doberman

    I can vouch they are fucking nasty pieces of work. Sooner slit ya throat than look at ya. I once got collared by one peeking into its nest. next thing its got me by my duffle coat hood and its ragging me round the farm yard. painful times sherrers.

    Oh and you do live in a weird and whacky world dont you tim.

    I hope when i have little uns they dont ask me to make anything like a longbow. Im shite.
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    Post  wookie on Thu Oct 01, 2009 11:21 pm

    wait a minute, its a goose

    hardly a grizzly bear

    if geese were that hard and vicious, they would be rulling the world
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    Post  Bishop on Thu Oct 01, 2009 11:28 pm

    wookie wrote:wait a minute, its a goose

    hardly a grizzly bear

    if geese were that hard and vicious, they would be rulling the world

    Pah, under estimate the power of a goose to your peril young wookie.
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    Post  RvZ on Thu Oct 01, 2009 11:28 pm

    wookie wrote:wait a minute, its a goose

    hardly a grizzly bear

    if geese were that hard and vicious, they would be rulling the world


    Laughing Laughing Laughing

    and using our soft guts to fill their evil pillows.


    hard and vicious has limited scope without intelligence dude. however Mugabe seems to be chuntering along just fine...
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    Post  wookie on Thu Oct 01, 2009 11:34 pm

    Bishop wrote:
    wookie wrote:wait a minute, its a goose

    hardly a grizzly bear

    if geese were that hard and vicious, they would be rulling the world

    Pah, under estimate the power of a goose to your peril young wookie.

    hahaha

    you make it sound like its got jedi like powers
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    Post  Ben on Thu Oct 01, 2009 11:38 pm

    These are killer turkeys, I'm sure geese fall into the same category!!

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    Post  Bishop on Thu Oct 01, 2009 11:40 pm

    The fucker that i tangled with had jedi powers

    "these arent the nests you are looking for"
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    Post  wookie on Thu Oct 01, 2009 11:54 pm

    they never even attacked

    just ran at them
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    Post  Ye Olde Rog on Fri Oct 02, 2009 12:29 am

    I get a similar sort of reaction from birds in general.
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    Post  Son of Nod on Wed Oct 14, 2009 11:34 pm

    Sherrers wrote:oh and apparently goose feather fletches.

    Have you ever approached a fucking goose? It;s like trying to take hairs from an angry doberman

    I reckon if anyone approached an animal 'fucking' they wouldn't be best pleased....unless they were into a gang bang of sorts....inter species sexually types?
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    Post  Bishop on Wed Oct 21, 2009 10:53 pm

    Sherrers have you finsihed your long bow for your lad yet?

    If its finished, have you killed any wild boar with it. If not, why not? pig

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