Sherrers wrote:I forgot to mention.
When the kid went "FAT SPIDERMAN" I muttered automatically "he's obviously referring to Venom" to no-one in particular. Which made the whole sorry tale pathetic to the power of 5 for the year's worst comeback.




Sherrers wrote:I forgot to mention.
When the kid went "FAT SPIDERMAN" I muttered automatically "he's obviously referring to Venom" to no-one in particular. Which made the whole sorry tale pathetic to the power of 5 for the year's worst comeback.
Son of Nod wrote:Sherrers wrote:I forgot to mention.
When the kid went "FAT SPIDERMAN" I muttered automatically "he's obviously referring to Venom" to no-one in particular. Which made the whole sorry tale pathetic to the power of 5 for the year's worst comeback.![]()
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Fandango Widewheels wrote:She was confused (mini) as to why someone would think of spiderman when they saw you in black leggings.
bigdaddy wrote:Fandango Widewheels wrote:She was confused (mini) as to why someone would think of spiderman when they saw you in black leggings.
It's the new 2012 bleak superhero thing. Like "the dark knight", the er, "curvy spiderman".
T.B wrote:It's not just jeggingz from what I read it as but the full leotardis
timmy is going to be Leotardis all week now
possibly forever
Sherrers wrote:I was poncing about in the woods doing some more exploring where I found the mystery stone-age fort.
I had my long stick (which is for fishing the dogs throwing ringo out the river if it's too deep for him to see) and I'd just read Lord of the Rings...
Anyway I used to make bows and arrows for us as a kid and I was in the middle of this forest and had a small moment of drifting off to Middle Earth and being a Ranger in the wilds with his mighty bow.
I didn't even realise I was doing it until I heard a *click* and turned around and about 100 yards away a group of ramblers were pointing and sniggering. One had a camera out.
It may have been cos I was wearing a cape. Or the enchantment of the woods. But I'd paused with one foot on a rock and used my stick as an imaginary bow and had pulled back the imaginary string sighting a large pheasant (they are in season you know).
I might have been a majestic figure if my cape wasn't a bright canary yellow bicycle cape. Or if my bow was real.
I don't really get properly embarrassed but I feel the hot shame just putting this down.
Sherrers wrote:I got some new thermals today.
I thought I'd go for matt black ones just for the james bond of it.
I was out with my Mam in Skipton though.
When I came out the dressing room she went ;
"oooh no love, you look like a fat burglar"
I said "you mean cat burglar Mam"
and I heard a woman go "no she were right first time"
AND
..then a kid went "FAT SPIDERMAN!"
I'm not that fat but my Mam insisted thermals should 'not be baggy like an old man's jammies'.
Suffice to say I didn't go for the skin tight leotard in public option.
It was all very terrible but made worse by the realisation I was out with me Mam shopping for thermals at 46 years old.
Broadhead wrote:There's nothing quite like walking through town, in to Boots to buy a sadnwich, and back to the office with a big bit of blue fluff on your head after trying a jumper on. Stupid velcro bald head.
twat.
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