Embarrassing Moments

Sherrers wrote:I forgot to mention.

When the kid went "FAT SPIDERMAN" I muttered automatically "he's obviously referring to Venom" to no-one in particular. Which made the whole sorry tale pathetic to the power of 5 for the year's worst comeback.

Son of Nod wrote:

Sherrers wrote:I forgot to mention.

When the kid went "FAT SPIDERMAN" I muttered automatically "he's obviously referring to Venom" to no-one in particular. Which made the whole sorry tale pathetic to the power of 5 for the year's worst comeback.

At least he'll be warm

Do you think it IS Tim behind the mask?

Fandango Widewheels wrote:She was confused (mini) as to why someone would think of spiderman when they saw you in black leggings.

It's the new 2012 bleak superhero thing. Like "the dark knight", the er, "curvy spiderman".

bigdaddy wrote:

Fandango Widewheels wrote:She was confused (mini) as to why someone would think of spiderman when they saw you in black leggings.

It's the new 2012 bleak superhero thing. Like "the dark knight", the er, "curvy spiderman".

It's not just jeggingz from what I read it as but the full leotardis

timmy is going to be Leotardis all week now

possibly forever

T.B wrote:It's not just jeggingz from what I read it as but the full leotardis

timmy is going to be Leotardis all week now

possibly forever

Of all the internet abuse I get I find that name the least offensive.

I don't mind being Leotardis.

I was poncing about in the woods doing some more exploring where I found the mystery stone-age fort.

I had my long stick (which is for fishing the dogs throwing ringo out the river if it's too deep for him to see) and I'd just read Lord of the Rings...

Anyway I used to make bows and arrows for us as a kid and I was in the middle of this forest and had a small moment of drifting off to Middle Earth and being a Ranger in the wilds with his mighty bow.

I didn't even realise I was doing it until I heard a *click* and turned around and about 100 yards away a group of ramblers were pointing and sniggering. One had a camera out.

It may have been cos I was wearing a cape. Or the enchantment of the woods. But I'd paused with one foot on a rock and used my stick as an imaginary bow and had pulled back the imaginary string sighting a large pheasant (they are in season you know).

I might have been a majestic figure if my cape wasn't a bright canary yellow bicycle cape. Or if my bow was real.

I don't really get properly embarrassed but I feel the hot shame just putting this down.

You are one gene from being a larper.


Give in to your desires

NO Shame.

You should!

It's what I do.

Sherrers wrote:I was poncing about in the woods doing some more exploring where I found the mystery stone-age fort.

I had my long stick (which is for fishing the dogs throwing ringo out the river if it's too deep for him to see) and I'd just read Lord of the Rings...

Anyway I used to make bows and arrows for us as a kid and I was in the middle of this forest and had a small moment of drifting off to Middle Earth and being a Ranger in the wilds with his mighty bow.

I didn't even realise I was doing it until I heard a *click* and turned around and about 100 yards away a group of ramblers were pointing and sniggering. One had a camera out.

It may have been cos I was wearing a cape. Or the enchantment of the woods. But I'd paused with one foot on a rock and used my stick as an imaginary bow and had pulled back the imaginary string sighting a large pheasant (they are in season you know).

I might have been a majestic figure if my cape wasn't a bright canary yellow bicycle cape. Or if my bow was real.

I don't really get properly embarrassed but I feel the hot shame just putting this down.

Hahahaaa....fantastic!

Leotardis. Monarch of a KIngdom where shame will never have foothold.

hail Leoturdis

Hail!

I got back in from Prometheus last night and watched "K-PAX" because I wanted to see some nice aliens.

I've just been to the shop. The sort of shop populated by kids on scooters and bikes that stand outside and ask you to buy them 10 Lamberts, which i pointblank refused to do.

I bought my fags and lottery ticket, paid on my card and left. It wasn't until i got in the car that i realised i'd chucked my lottery ticket in the bin instead of my receipt and i had to go back and fish it out in front of all the said rapscallions. Cue much laughing and audible whisperings of "scruffy cunt" and "should have bought us our fags ya twat".

Bastards

I was sold on "I've just been to the shop"

You need to learn how to recoup Scott

Sherrers wrote:I got some new thermals today.

I thought I'd go for matt black ones just for the james bond of it.

I was out with my Mam in Skipton though.

When I came out the dressing room she went ;

"oooh no love, you look like a fat burglar"

I said "you mean cat burglar Mam"

and I heard a woman go "no she were right first time"

AND

..then a kid went "FAT SPIDERMAN!"


I'm not that fat but my Mam insisted thermals should 'not be baggy like an old man's jammies'.

Suffice to say I didn't go for the skin tight leotard in public option.

It was all very terrible but made worse by the realisation I was out with me Mam shopping for thermals at 46 years old.

hahaha haven't heard that one

There's nothing quite like walking through town, in to Boots to buy a sadnwich, and back to the office with a big bit of blue fluff on your head after trying a jumper on. Stupid velcro bald head.

twat.

Broadhead wrote:There's nothing quite like walking through town, in to Boots to buy a sadnwich, and back to the office with a big bit of blue fluff on your head after trying a jumper on. Stupid velcro bald head.

twat.

I got played (and a namecheck) by Tony Blackburn on Radio 2 on Saturday.

I was with me old folks on the car an all so they were delighted and thought I was a proper sourpuss when I explained it means you are truly on the shitheap when that happens.

I wanted the ground to open and swallow me whole.

Oh good lord I wish I had heard that

I have a bed that is 6 ft off the ground.

Once the other week some cunt was leaning on the doorbell while I was still in bed and in my blind fury I got out too quickly and fell all 6 feet not on the floor but on the ladder that had fallen away.

I had black and blue rungs on my lungs for weeks.

Today I was expecting a delivery.

LIke all deliveries in London he can't come at any specified time. This time he chose to come at 8.30.

I was furious.

So I fell out again. Worse this time.

I look like a battered wife.