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    Post  Son of Nod on Mon Jan 09, 2012 11:52 pm

    Sherrers wrote:I forgot to mention.

    When the kid went "FAT SPIDERMAN" I muttered automatically "he's obviously referring to Venom" to no-one in particular. Which made the whole sorry tale pathetic to the power of 5 for the year's worst comeback.

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    Post  Fandango Widewheels on Tue Jan 10, 2012 12:12 am

    Son of Nod wrote:
    Sherrers wrote:I forgot to mention.

    When the kid went "FAT SPIDERMAN" I muttered automatically "he's obviously referring to Venom" to no-one in particular. Which made the whole sorry tale pathetic to the power of 5 for the year's worst comeback.

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    Post  Son of Nod on Tue Jan 10, 2012 12:16 am

    Do you think it IS Tim behind the mask? Smile Wink
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    Post  bigdaddy on Tue Jan 10, 2012 12:28 am

    Fandango Widewheels wrote:She was confused (mini) as to why someone would think of spiderman when they saw you in black leggings.

    It's the new 2012 bleak superhero thing. Like "the dark knight", the er, "curvy spiderman".
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    Post  Bishop on Tue Jan 10, 2012 4:17 am

    bigdaddy wrote:
    Fandango Widewheels wrote:She was confused (mini) as to why someone would think of spiderman when they saw you in black leggings.

    It's the new 2012 bleak superhero thing. Like "the dark knight", the er, "curvy spiderman".

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    Post  T.B on Tue Jan 10, 2012 8:11 pm

    It's not just jeggingz from what I read it as but the full leotardis

    timmy is going to be Leotardis all week now

    possibly forever
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    Post  Sherrers on Wed Jan 11, 2012 3:31 am

    T.B wrote:It's not just jeggingz from what I read it as but the full leotardis

    timmy is going to be Leotardis all week now

    possibly forever

    Of all the internet abuse I get I find that name the least offensive.

    I don't mind being Leotardis.
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    Post  Sherrers on Tue Jan 31, 2012 11:01 pm

    I was poncing about in the woods doing some more exploring where I found the mystery stone-age fort.

    I had my long stick (which is for fishing the dogs throwing ringo out the river if it's too deep for him to see) and I'd just read Lord of the Rings...

    Anyway I used to make bows and arrows for us as a kid and I was in the middle of this forest and had a small moment of drifting off to Middle Earth and being a Ranger in the wilds with his mighty bow.

    I didn't even realise I was doing it until I heard a *click* and turned around and about 100 yards away a group of ramblers were pointing and sniggering. One had a camera out.

    It may have been cos I was wearing a cape. Or the enchantment of the woods. But I'd paused with one foot on a rock and used my stick as an imaginary bow and had pulled back the imaginary string sighting a large pheasant (they are in season you know).

    I might have been a majestic figure if my cape wasn't a bright canary yellow bicycle cape. Or if my bow was real.

    I don't really get properly embarrassed but I feel the hot shame just putting this down.
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    Post  Fandango Widewheels on Tue Jan 31, 2012 11:09 pm

    You are one gene from being a larper.


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    Post  Jnr DJ on Thu Feb 02, 2012 3:03 am

    NO Shame.

    You should!

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    Post  Sherrers on Thu Feb 02, 2012 3:16 am

    It's what I do.
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    Post  Son of Nod on Thu Feb 02, 2012 9:20 pm

    Sherrers wrote:I was poncing about in the woods doing some more exploring where I found the mystery stone-age fort.

    I had my long stick (which is for fishing the dogs throwing ringo out the river if it's too deep for him to see) and I'd just read Lord of the Rings...

    Anyway I used to make bows and arrows for us as a kid and I was in the middle of this forest and had a small moment of drifting off to Middle Earth and being a Ranger in the wilds with his mighty bow.

    I didn't even realise I was doing it until I heard a *click* and turned around and about 100 yards away a group of ramblers were pointing and sniggering. One had a camera out.

    It may have been cos I was wearing a cape. Or the enchantment of the woods. But I'd paused with one foot on a rock and used my stick as an imaginary bow and had pulled back the imaginary string sighting a large pheasant (they are in season you know).

    I might have been a majestic figure if my cape wasn't a bright canary yellow bicycle cape. Or if my bow was real.

    I don't really get properly embarrassed but I feel the hot shame just putting this down.

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    Post  RvZ on Thu Feb 02, 2012 10:00 pm

    Leotardis. Monarch of a KIngdom where shame will never have foothold.
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    Post  Rrriot Guurl on Thu Feb 02, 2012 10:50 pm

    hail Leoturdis cheers
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    Post  scarlet pimpernel on Fri Feb 03, 2012 11:20 pm

    Hail! cheers
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    Post  Sherrers on Fri Jun 08, 2012 8:46 pm

    I got back in from Prometheus last night and watched "K-PAX" because I wanted to see some nice aliens. Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed Embarassed
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    Post  T.B on Fri Jun 08, 2012 9:04 pm

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    Post  Broadhead on Sat Jun 09, 2012 2:11 am

    I've just been to the shop. The sort of shop populated by kids on scooters and bikes that stand outside and ask you to buy them 10 Lamberts, which i pointblank refused to do.

    I bought my fags and lottery ticket, paid on my card and left. It wasn't until i got in the car that i realised i'd chucked my lottery ticket in the bin instead of my receipt and i had to go back and fish it out in front of all the said rapscallions. Cue much laughing and audible whisperings of "scruffy cunt" and "should have bought us our fags ya twat".

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    Post  Fandango Widewheels on Sat Jun 09, 2012 2:15 am

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    Post  Sherrers on Sat Jun 09, 2012 2:21 am

    I was sold on "I've just been to the shop" Laughing Laughing
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    Post  Son of Nod on Sat Jun 09, 2012 2:28 am

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    Post  Bishop on Sat Jun 09, 2012 3:06 am

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    Post  Fandango Widewheels on Sat Jun 09, 2012 4:38 am

    You need to learn how to recoup Scott

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    Post  jon carter on Wed Jun 13, 2012 9:08 pm

    Sherrers wrote:I got some new thermals today.

    I thought I'd go for matt black ones just for the james bond of it.

    I was out with my Mam in Skipton though.

    When I came out the dressing room she went ;

    "oooh no love, you look like a fat burglar"

    I said "you mean cat burglar Mam"

    and I heard a woman go "no she were right first time"

    AND

    ..then a kid went "FAT SPIDERMAN!"


    I'm not that fat but my Mam insisted thermals should 'not be baggy like an old man's jammies'.

    Suffice to say I didn't go for the skin tight leotard in public option.

    It was all very terrible but made worse by the realisation I was out with me Mam shopping for thermals at 46 years old.



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    Post  Broadhead on Tue Jun 26, 2012 11:43 pm

    There's nothing quite like walking through town, in to Boots to buy a sadnwich, and back to the office with a big bit of blue fluff on your head after trying a jumper on. Stupid velcro bald head.

    twat.
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    Post  Bishop on Tue Jun 26, 2012 11:53 pm

    Broadhead wrote:There's nothing quite like walking through town, in to Boots to buy a sadnwich, and back to the office with a big bit of blue fluff on your head after trying a jumper on. Stupid velcro bald head.

    twat.

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    Post  Sherrers on Sun Aug 05, 2012 10:57 pm

    I got played (and a namecheck) by Tony Blackburn on Radio 2 on Saturday.

    I was with me old folks on the car an all so they were delighted and thought I was a proper sourpuss when I explained it means you are truly on the shitheap when that happens.

    I wanted the ground to open and swallow me whole.
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    Post  T.B on Mon Aug 06, 2012 8:00 pm

    Oh good lord I wish I had heard that Laughing Laughing
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    Post  Sherrers on Sat Dec 08, 2012 2:08 am

    I have a bed that is 6 ft off the ground.

    Once the other week some cunt was leaning on the doorbell while I was still in bed and in my blind fury I got out too quickly and fell all 6 feet not on the floor but on the ladder that had fallen away.

    I had black and blue rungs on my lungs for weeks.

    Today I was expecting a delivery.

    LIke all deliveries in London he can't come at any specified time. This time he chose to come at 8.30.

    I was furious.

    So I fell out again. Worse this time.

    I look like a battered wife.

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