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Embarrassing Moments
Ben- vvwi
- Number of posts : 752
Location : London
- Post n°1
Embarrassing Moments
When I was younger I went to a boarding school called Stonyhurst. Every Sunday we had mass. I decided to impress my parents and became and alter boy. On the first weekend of my new role my parents came up to see me. My job was to walk behind the priest with a large candle. After this I would kneel with the candle in front of the alter. Dressed in white robs with a red scarf I felt rather hot. Half way though the service we had to stand. As I rose to my feet I decided to faint and went flying over onto the floor. My deputy head walked down the main the center aisle and picked me up like a baby and carried me out. When I came to in a side room with my feet being held up in the air I could have crawled into a hole and hid forever. I was only ridiculed for one year.
Ben- vvwi
- Number of posts : 752
Location : London
- Post n°2
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If this thread works can we make it a sticky?? What to people think??
Ben- vvwi
- Number of posts : 752
Location : London
- Post n°3
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Thought that this should be on this thread. Fits slightly better.
Good old mothers. My mother and father with a few friends went to watch
"The Sound Of Music" sing along at Harrogate theater. This was a good
while ago. Everyone had to get dressed up and bring party poppers for
the big kiss scene. Last min I was dragged along cause one of the
friend dropped out. At the time I was sixteen. As you can guess when
the song "Sixteen coming on Seventeen" came on everyone turned and sang
it at me. I nearly died of embarrassment that day. Mothers!!
Good old mothers. My mother and father with a few friends went to watch
"The Sound Of Music" sing along at Harrogate theater. This was a good
while ago. Everyone had to get dressed up and bring party poppers for
the big kiss scene. Last min I was dragged along cause one of the
friend dropped out. At the time I was sixteen. As you can guess when
the song "Sixteen coming on Seventeen" came on everyone turned and sang
it at me. I nearly died of embarrassment that day. Mothers!!
Sherrers- Admin
- Number of posts : 9331
Location : the internet
- Post n°4
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Ben wrote:Thought that this should be on this thread. Fits slightly better.
Good old mothers. My mother and father with a few friends went to watch
"The Sound Of Music" sing along at Harrogate theater. This was a good
while ago. Everyone had to get dressed up and bring party poppers for
the big kiss scene. Last min I was dragged along cause one of the
friend dropped out. At the time I was sixteen. As you can guess when
the song "Sixteen coming on Seventeen" came on everyone turned and sang
it at me. I nearly died of embarrassment that day. Mothers!!
I just love that! ooooh it smarts!
I have loads, I will dredge soon.
Bishop- vvwi
- Number of posts : 4488
Location : Blyth (nr doncatraz).
- Post n°5
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Its always mothers isnt it.
I used to play football at a fairly decent standard when i was 15 and at the same time(not exactly at the same time) i was also into Karate/Kickboxing and doing pretty well.
Anyway they always use to have karate belt gradings on a sunday, same day as football. So one sunday it clashes but if all goes to plan i will play football in mansfield then back to the karate club for the grading with time to spare (i cant miss either). Bastard traffic. I turn up late and they have started and wont let me in.
Mothers having none of that. Marches me back into the room, gives the teacher (who at this time is a kickboxing world champion) a right ear bashing, finger wagging and job lot, telling him he has to let me in.
The soft bollock did aswell.
I used to play football at a fairly decent standard when i was 15 and at the same time(not exactly at the same time) i was also into Karate/Kickboxing and doing pretty well.
Anyway they always use to have karate belt gradings on a sunday, same day as football. So one sunday it clashes but if all goes to plan i will play football in mansfield then back to the karate club for the grading with time to spare (i cant miss either). Bastard traffic. I turn up late and they have started and wont let me in.
Mothers having none of that. Marches me back into the room, gives the teacher (who at this time is a kickboxing world champion) a right ear bashing, finger wagging and job lot, telling him he has to let me in.
The soft bollock did aswell.
Ye Olde Rog- vvwi
- Number of posts : 1633
Location : The 18th Century
- Post n°6
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My entire life.
(sheridan will fill in the rest no doubt)
(sheridan will fill in the rest no doubt)
Ben- vvwi
- Number of posts : 752
Location : London
- Post n°7
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mundros wrote:I would take up Skydiving as a fortnightly hobby over
the summer months (nice and exact so I can still spend a bit of time
with the decks...I mean missus...err). I've only done it once for
Charity and it was one of the best things I have ever done!
I once did a charity sky dive. I thought it was a right buzz.
There was a girl called Claire that I worked with at the time who came along to
watch. To be honest I was full on shitting myself. When It came to jumping out
the plane I was a right wreck. The first bit of the free fall was amazing. It
all went tits up for me when he pulled the parachute. All the blood in my head
went flying to my feet and I thought I was going to black out. I told the guy I
was strapped to and he started shouting at me telling me I would break my legs
on landing if I was unconscious. Instead of blacking out I hurreled. It floated
for a few seconds beside me before drifting of. Quite a bit ended up down me
too though. Claire never got with me in the end, in fact we didn’t really talk
much after that!!
mundros- wrong un
- Number of posts : 84
Location : Leeds
- Post n°8
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I think I have repressed my embarrassing memories...one sits there which I'm sure is similar to many teenage boy's early stories.
Bringing home the young lady of interest who politely meets mother and has some scran. As per usual, the photos come out of toddler Mund looking cute (my how times have changed for the worse) - until the pic of me proudly doing a handstand wearing only a tiny Christmas jumper comes by...Oh how they laughed. For hours.
Best bit was that it was referred to and laughed about pretty much throughout the short lived relationship.
Bringing home the young lady of interest who politely meets mother and has some scran. As per usual, the photos come out of toddler Mund looking cute (my how times have changed for the worse) - until the pic of me proudly doing a handstand wearing only a tiny Christmas jumper comes by...Oh how they laughed. For hours.
Best bit was that it was referred to and laughed about pretty much throughout the short lived relationship.
Joe- wrong un
- Number of posts : 55
- Post n°9
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Ben wrote:When I was younger I went to a boarding school called Stonyhurst. Every Sunday we had mass. I decided to impress my parents and became and alter boy. On the first weekend of my new role my parents came up to see me. My job was to walk behind the priest with a large candle. After this I would kneel with the candle in front of the alter. Dressed in white robs with a red scarf I felt rather hot. Half way though the service we had to stand. As I rose to my feet I decided to faint and went flying over onto the floor. My deputy head walked down the main the center aisle and picked me up like a baby and carried me out. When I came to in a side room with my feet being held up in the air I could have crawled into a hole and hid forever. I was only ridiculed for one year.
Hang about, Stonyhurst.. seriously!? That's 2 minutes from where I grew up. Is it true about all the paedo teachers there?
Ben- vvwi
- Number of posts : 752
Location : London
- Post n°10
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Joe wrote:Hang about, Stonyhurst.. seriously!? That's 2 minutes from where I grew up. Is it true about all the paedo teachers there?
Seems so:
http://www.lancashiretelegraph.co.uk/news/4658821.East_Lancashire_teacher_admits_affair_with_pupil/
Doc. Bell the dark horse!!
wookie- vvwi
- Number of posts : 4123
Location : casa del bramley
- Post n°11
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so she was 16, when it started, i thought under law 16 is the age of conset?
so how come hes on the kiddy fiddler list?
so how come hes on the kiddy fiddler list?
Sherrers- Admin
- Number of posts : 9331
Location : the internet
- Post n°12
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mundros wrote:the young lady of interest
quote of the week!
Ben- vvwi
- Number of posts : 752
Location : London
- Post n°13
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I had a meeting on Monday morning up in Newcastle. I was up bright and early, had a shower and put on my suit. I set of at 7.30 am to get there for 9am. To be honest I was pretty tired after a long weekend. I jumped out the car grabbed my jacket and briefcase then headed into the reception. I was greeted with a funny look and a good morning. I stated who I was and who my meeting. Deciding not to sit as I had been in the car for a while I waited stood up. To lady's entered and led me to the conference room. The meeting was complete wank as my sales pitch ended up being really crap. Plus I felt like I was talking to myself the whole time. All in all the atmosphere in the room was some what odd. After the meeting I stood up shook there hands and left. Once out at the car I looked down to see that I was completely flying low with my white shirt stocking out the hole. Plus when I sit down in this suit the hole seems to gape open. I now understand that it was not only my pitch that was slightly off. I will not be contacting them again.
RvZ- vvvwi
- Number of posts : 2685
Location : Londinium
- Post n°14
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Ben wrote:I had a meeting on Monday morning up in Newcastle. I was up bright and early, had a shower and put on my suit. I set of at 7.30 am to get there for 9am. To be honest I was pretty tired after a long weekend. I jumped out the car grabbed my jacket and briefcase then headed into the reception. I was greeted with a funny look and a good morning. I stated who I was and who my meeting. Deciding not to sit as I had been in the car for a while I waited stood up. To lady's entered and led me to the conference room. The meeting was complete wank as my sales pitch ended up being really crap. Plus I felt like I was talking to myself the whole time. All in all the atmosphere in the room was some what odd. After the meeting I stood up shook there hands and left. Once out at the car I looked down to see that I was completely flying low with my white shirt stocking out the hole. Plus when I sit down in this suit the hole seems to gape open. I now understand that it was not only my pitch that was slightly off. I will not be contacting them again.
ah!! the old flys letting you down. I've been there mate. Choice story.
I notice Rog and Tim are holding back on this thread. Their lives basically being one long embarrassing story
Bishop- vvwi
- Number of posts : 4488
Location : Blyth (nr doncatraz).
- Post n°15
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Al wrote:Ben wrote:I had a meeting on Monday morning up in Newcastle. I was up bright and early, had a shower and put on my suit. I set of at 7.30 am to get there for 9am. To be honest I was pretty tired after a long weekend. I jumped out the car grabbed my jacket and briefcase then headed into the reception. I was greeted with a funny look and a good morning. I stated who I was and who my meeting. Deciding not to sit as I had been in the car for a while I waited stood up. To lady's entered and led me to the conference room. The meeting was complete wank as my sales pitch ended up being really crap. Plus I felt like I was talking to myself the whole time. All in all the atmosphere in the room was some what odd. After the meeting I stood up shook there hands and left. Once out at the car I looked down to see that I was completely flying low with my white shirt stocking out the hole. Plus when I sit down in this suit the hole seems to gape open. I now understand that it was not only my pitch that was slightly off. I will not be contacting them again.
ah!! the old flys letting you down. I've been there mate. Choice story.
I notice Rog and Tim are holding back on this thread. Their lives basically being one long embarrassing story
Brilliant Ben.
yes the legion of doom are surprisingly quiet.
Ye Olde Rog- vvwi
- Number of posts : 1633
Location : The 18th Century
- Post n°16
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Al wrote:Ben wrote:I had a meeting on Monday morning up in Newcastle. I was up bright and early, had a shower and put on my suit. I set of at 7.30 am to get there for 9am. To be honest I was pretty tired after a long weekend. I jumped out the car grabbed my jacket and briefcase then headed into the reception. I was greeted with a funny look and a good morning. I stated who I was and who my meeting. Deciding not to sit as I had been in the car for a while I waited stood up. To lady's entered and led me to the conference room. The meeting was complete wank as my sales pitch ended up being really crap. Plus I felt like I was talking to myself the whole time. All in all the atmosphere in the room was some what odd. After the meeting I stood up shook there hands and left. Once out at the car I looked down to see that I was completely flying low with my white shirt stocking out the hole. Plus when I sit down in this suit the hole seems to gape open. I now understand that it was not only my pitch that was slightly off. I will not be contacting them again.
ah!! the old flys letting you down. I've been there mate. Choice story.
I notice Rog and Tim are holding back on this thread. Their lives basically being one long embarrassing story
I think my embarrassments have been more than well documented on the terrible tales thread.
It wouldn't be fair on the rest of you if I entered this race
Ben- vvwi
- Number of posts : 752
Location : London
- Post n°17
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Ye Olde Rog wrote:Al wrote:Ben wrote:I had a meeting on Monday morning up in Newcastle. I was up bright and early, had a shower and put on my suit. I set of at 7.30 am to get there for 9am. To be honest I was pretty tired after a long weekend. I jumped out the car grabbed my jacket and briefcase then headed into the reception. I was greeted with a funny look and a good morning. I stated who I was and who my meeting. Deciding not to sit as I had been in the car for a while I waited stood up. To lady's entered and led me to the conference room. The meeting was complete wank as my sales pitch ended up being really crap. Plus I felt like I was talking to myself the whole time. All in all the atmosphere in the room was some what odd. After the meeting I stood up shook there hands and left. Once out at the car I looked down to see that I was completely flying low with my white shirt stocking out the hole. Plus when I sit down in this suit the hole seems to gape open. I now understand that it was not only my pitch that was slightly off. I will not be contacting them again.
ah!! the old flys letting you down. I've been there mate. Choice story.
I notice Rog and Tim are holding back on this thread. Their lives basically being one long embarrassing story
I think my embarrassments have been more than well documented on the terrible tales thread.
It wouldn't be fair on the rest of you if I entered this race
This has me in stitches.
Bishop- vvwi
- Number of posts : 4488
Location : Blyth (nr doncatraz).
- Post n°18
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Ye Olde Rog wrote:Al wrote:Ben wrote:I had a meeting on Monday morning up in Newcastle. I was up bright and early, had a shower and put on my suit. I set of at 7.30 am to get there for 9am. To be honest I was pretty tired after a long weekend. I jumped out the car grabbed my jacket and briefcase then headed into the reception. I was greeted with a funny look and a good morning. I stated who I was and who my meeting. Deciding not to sit as I had been in the car for a while I waited stood up. To lady's entered and led me to the conference room. The meeting was complete wank as my sales pitch ended up being really crap. Plus I felt like I was talking to myself the whole time. All in all the atmosphere in the room was some what odd. After the meeting I stood up shook there hands and left. Once out at the car I looked down to see that I was completely flying low with my white shirt stocking out the hole. Plus when I sit down in this suit the hole seems to gape open. I now understand that it was not only my pitch that was slightly off. I will not be contacting them again.
ah!! the old flys letting you down. I've been there mate. Choice story.
I notice Rog and Tim are holding back on this thread. Their lives basically being one long embarrassing story
I think my embarrassments have been more than well documented on the terrible tales thread.
It wouldn't be fair on the rest of you if I entered this race
Son of Nod- vvwi
- Number of posts : 4046
Location : In a Box
- Post n°19
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I've never had an embarrassing moment....ever.....does that mean, I am normal...
Sherrers- Admin
- Number of posts : 9331
Location : the internet
- Post n°20
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Son of Nod wrote:I've never had an embarrassing moment....ever.....does that mean, I am normal...
well I am not a real doctor but I would say that you are either ;
a) incapable of being embarrassed
b) unable to realise when you have been embarrassing to yourself or others
c) a massive liar
none of the above are normal in any way.
you are well odd son of nod
midgetgem- very valued guest
- Number of posts : 42
Location : Blyth, Nottinghamshire..... NOT South Yorkshire!
- Post n°21
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Well I think that might possibly have to be me coming on here at that ungodly hour and declaring my love for every mother funker, quite sad really definately embarrasing, one should not be let loose with a laptop after the hours of dark
I do love you all really!
I do love you all really!
Ben- vvwi
- Number of posts : 752
Location : London
- Post n°22
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midgetgem wrote:Well I think that might possibly have to be me coming on here at that ungodly hour and declaring my love for every mother funker, quite sad really definately embarrasing, one should not be let loose with a laptop after the hours of dark
I do love you all really!
Love it, declaring love to fellow chat board crew. That can hardly go in the embarrassing thread. Think it should be mover to chaple of love. I am sure we all love you too.
Ben- vvwi
- Number of posts : 752
Location : London
- Post n°23
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Commenting on threads before I have read the others.
Bishop- vvwi
- Number of posts : 4488
Location : Blyth (nr doncatraz).
- Post n°24
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Ben wrote:Commenting on threads before I have read the others.
hahahahaha. love it mate.
Sherrers- Admin
- Number of posts : 9331
Location : the internet
- Post n°25
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midgetgem wrote:Well I think that might possibly have to be me coming on here at that ungodly hour and declaring my love for every mother funker, quite sad really definately embarrasing, one should not be let loose with a laptop after the hours of dark
I do love you all really!
Nothing to be ashamed of, it's fully mutual.
Broadhead- vvwi
- Number of posts : 3637
- Post n°27
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Hmmm, not FULLY mutual!
Midget Gem left Wakefield. How could she?
Midget Gem left Wakefield. How could she?
Sherrers- Admin
- Number of posts : 9331
Location : the internet
- Post n°28
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How did your thing go yesterday Wideface?
Broadhead- vvwi
- Number of posts : 3637
- Post n°29
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It was pretty good actually. I know, who would have thought it?
I was on fine form.
I was on fine form.
T.B- Moderator
- Number of posts : 3939
Location : East London
- Post n°30
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Al wrote:Seconded!
Thirded!
Is Gem only going to visit us when she is rat arsed though?
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