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    The Cream Of The Bonkers Google Ads

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    Post  Sherrers Sun May 03, 2009 12:05 am

    why dump the ads when they can be so much fun?

    a selection of the ads (all 100% real) I have clocked on here ;

    The Village At Mammoth
    Lowest prices guaranteed at The Village At Mammoth in Mammoth
    www.GreatLateDeals.co.uk/Mammoth


    just in case you weren't sure... it's in Mammoth



    Mobility Aids Equipment
    Chairs, Beds, Scooters and Bathing, Order Your Free 84-Page Catalogue
    www.GreatBritishMobility.com


    How old is your brain?
    Take our free brain age test now. Developed for the over 45`s!
    www.FunkyFogeyBrainGym.com


    couple there for Rog



    Listen To Elvis Music
    Listen To Free Elvis Music Now! It Free with Music Toolbar
    Music.alot.com


    very good elvismusic yes? very cheap! me like elvismusic. you want buy nice lady? very clean.


    Discharge & Fishy Smell?
    It's Probably Bacterial Vaginosis Here's How To Get Rid Of It At Home
    NoMoreFishyDischarge.com



    *says nothing about TB* Wink


    Funny Guys
    Find the Perfect Match for You. Review your matches now- it's free!
    www.eharmony.co.uk


    one presumes funny ha-ha, not funny peculiar



    Bishop Auckland Love
    Join Bishop Auckland Dating Group Meet That Special Someone Today
    www.CountyDurhamDatingGroup.co.uk


    is there something you are not telling us Bish?


    Meet A Mature Gay Daddy
    Find Mature Gay Daddys Near You. View Profiles 100% Free. Join Now!
    www.GayMatureDating.com


    one assumes parenthood and procreation is less common amongst our gay brothers. although orphans need love too.


    Milf Cougar
    Into Milf Cougars? 100% Free. Join Now!
    www.DateACougar.com


    Shocked
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    Post  Ye Olde Rog Sun May 03, 2009 12:12 am

    and one for you

    Hiking Chat
    Chat with local singles who enjoy hiking. Join now for free.
    www.fitness-singles.com
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    Post  RvZ Sun May 03, 2009 12:20 am

    Brilliant. I never even look at them. I will now. Curse you!
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    Post  shAdy Sun May 03, 2009 1:04 am

    I love the way that the thread title even has a link to a google ad.
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    Post  scarlet pimpernel Wed May 06, 2009 12:11 am

    wots a cougar? Shocked
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    Post  Sherrers Wed May 06, 2009 12:40 am

    I don't know!
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    Post  bigdaddy Wed May 06, 2009 1:17 am

    MILF Cougar

    MILF = mother I'd like to f**k.

    Cougar = a mature woman in search of a younger man, like when you go on a perfectly normal pizza delivery run to Madonna's house and end up being dragged around an expensive hotel by a dog collar. Good tips, but murder on the knees.
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    Post  Sherrers Wed May 06, 2009 1:25 am

    Laughing

    the mind boggles Shocked
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    Post  RvZ Fri May 08, 2009 9:56 pm

    I've been collecting now..

    *empties basket*


    Brain Injury Compensation
    Discover If You're Entitled To Claim Compensation. Free Calculator
    www.WhatsMyClaimWorth.co.uk
    But my injury has rendered me inable to do sums! Oh... free calculator you say?



    Seeking Disabled Men ?
    Date Disabled Men Next Door Now!
    Join Free. SMS, Email, Live Chat...
    www.datedisabled.com
    ...as long as next door has a ramp



    Gothic Singles
    Sexy Gothic Singles In Your Area.
    View Free Profiles & Date Today!
    www.GothicPersonals.org
    ...Gothic singles? I'm just glad they don't travel in packs.




    Wholesale Nuts & Machines
    Chili, Wasabi, Honey, Cashew, Rice Cracker, Pistachio. Order in bulk.
    www.HotNutCompany.co.uk
    ...together at last! salty bar snacks and engineered ironmongery!



    The truth about drugs
    News articles & features focussing on drug/alcohol problems in the UK
    www.lifeline.org.uk
    ...I read it. Apparently they are bad.


    Stay Sober Live Happier
    Downloads for Your MP3 player More Peace from Daily Meditations
    www.serenityaffirmations.com
    I prefer arseholed and miserable meself



    Meet People for Free
    Plenty of people to chat with! The fun way to meet sexy singles.
    www.WooMe.com
    Meet people for free... go outside you fucking losers!


    Lose 4-12Lbs Every Week
    With DIY Gastric Band Formula £29 Re-Orders Testimonials Recd Daily
    clinico.co.uk
    DIY?! Shocked


    Holy Grail of Marketing
    Automate Your Online Marketing and Boost ROI. Download the Guide Now.
    www.Lyris.com/The_Holy_Grail
    Not to be confused with the chalice that holds the blood of Christ. Although it's an easy mistake.


    Explore the Magic
    Ruby Begonia and the High Heeled Sneakers
    sites.Google.com
    One for the shoe-heads.



    Drug Pipeline
    Daily Drug Pipeline Updates Detailed Company Profiles
    www.biopharminsight.com
    You can get them piped in!?


    Dickies Work Clothing
    Low Delivery Cost Dickies Clothes Workwear, Coveralls, Trousers, Polo
    www.BurtonTrading.com/WorkClothing
    one for Mr C
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    Post  T.B Sat May 09, 2009 3:59 am

    Al! excellent!


    i had a lovely chortle to them
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    Post  Sherrers Wed May 13, 2009 12:05 am

    Faversham Love
    Join Faversham Dating Group Free Find love on your own doorstep
    www.KentDatingGroup.co.uk

    one for Rog again



    Christian Forum
    Find the Perfect Match for You. Save up to 40%. Get Matched Now!
    www.eharmony.co.uk

    Save 40% of what? Souls from Satan? Save 40% of unbelievers from eternal damnation? WHAT!?



    Free Stock Advice
    How to consistently make big profits on the stock market.
    www.trade-alerts.com

    And the prize for "Advert With The Worst Timing EVER" goes to...


    ForeverDonked
    Forum/Radio/Friends much more Dj Swift Register today its free
    www.foreverdonked.co.uk/Forum

    The original and only home of Donk.
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    Post  Sherrers Sat May 16, 2009 11:56 pm

    I may have cracked the Ad issue !
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    Post  Jonny Boy Sun May 17, 2009 12:01 am

    YEAH! nice one. In your FACE mystery federal airbase Very Happy
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    Post  RvZ Sun May 17, 2009 1:33 am

    Jonny Boy wrote:YEAH! nice one. In your FACE mystery federal airbase Very Happy

    haha!


    I was beginning to get into the Ads actually!

    Mulitvet Anti Bark £36.99
    Anti Bark Spray Collar Helps To Stop Nuisance Barking Humanely
    www.spraycollars.co.uk
    It sprays your dog in the face when it barks! but humanely yeah?

    Sick Of Phone Psychics?
    World Renowned Psychics Online 24/7 Personal & Accurate -From $0.99/min
    www.LivePerson.com
    I am sick to death of them... and they know it.

    Global Theory of humour
    By science writer Alastair Clarke Preview pages or order a copy
    www.pyrrhichouse.co.uk
    It isn't that funny.

    Bed Wetting Alarm £38.99
    DRI Sleeper Excel Alarm - proven to stop bedwetting. In stock. Free P&P
    www.healthandcare.co.uk
    Given away free with the above...


    Gay Millionaire Singles
    Real Millionaire Gay Men Here. Totally Free Profiles. Join Today!
    www.GayMillionaireSingles.org
    All 15 of them! I mean... you'd think they'd go out with each other not post themselves up on rentboygolddigger.com


    and my favourite ;

    PeepeeTeepees in UK
    Stop baby peeing in your eye! Great baby shower gift by Beba Bean
    www.louloubee.co.uk
    peepeeteepees Very Happy it says peepeeteepees. Very Happy
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    Post  RvZ Wed Sep 09, 2009 11:39 pm

    hey the stupid adverts are back in my face, I don't like it!
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    Post  Jonny Boy Thu Sep 10, 2009 12:51 am

    yeah and they aren't as funny.
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    Post  RvZ Thu Sep 10, 2009 4:48 am

    oh!

    they've stopped.


    it was a bit like a light shower.


    a shower of shit.

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