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    Re: T.B's Vogue Ball

    Post  wookie on Wed Sep 05, 2012 11:56 pm

    my suit/shirt combo for the recent wedding (ignore the damp patch)

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    Re: T.B's Vogue Ball

    Post  Fandango Widewheels on Wed Sep 05, 2012 11:57 pm

    wookie wrote:my suit/shirt combo for the recent wedding (ignore the damp patch)


    That's no way to talk about that poor young lady Very Happy
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    Post  Sherrers on Mon Sep 10, 2012 11:57 pm

    Bespoke line for TB

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    Post  Bishop on Tue Sep 11, 2012 12:29 am

    Sherrers wrote:Bespoke line for TB


    Brilliant. Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy
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    Post  T.B on Tue Sep 11, 2012 12:50 am

    Oh God! it's funny cos it's true. drunken
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    Post  Fandango Widewheels on Thu Sep 20, 2012 10:08 pm

    Golf fash

    Here's me in summer golf attire



    I'm sporting Nike shoes, Adidas polo shirts and Galvin Green trousers and cap.

    Galvin Green is my favourite golf FASH label. Here's some more Galvin Green pieces:



    They also do ladies golf FASH. The CMD was half tempted to take the game up until she remembered she has the coordination of a drug addled octopus.

    Here's some ladies golf FASH. This lady is mixing it with the boys and isn't she doing well Smile



    or you can be more 'I'm playing golf right now, but then I'm doing lunch with my fab friends and I don't have time to change'



    Golf FASH, it's for everyone cheers cheers cheers cheers
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    Post  Bishop on Thu Sep 20, 2012 10:14 pm

    cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers

    Hahahahahaha, you big walter.
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    Post  Jnr DJ on Thu Sep 20, 2012 11:29 pm

    "big walter" is my new fave northernzizm Laughing Laughing Laughing
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    Post  Sherrers on Wed Sep 26, 2012 4:39 am

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    Post  Sherrers on Wed Sep 26, 2012 4:40 am

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    Post  Fandango Widewheels on Wed Sep 26, 2012 5:19 am

    Sherrers wrote:

    That's frightening
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    Re: T.B's Vogue Ball

    Post  T.B on Wed Oct 10, 2012 9:46 pm

    I've found something that is perfect for you lot

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    Post  Bishop on Wed Oct 10, 2012 9:47 pm

    T.B wrote:I've found something that is perfect for you lot


    Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
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    Post  Jnr DJ on Wed Oct 10, 2012 11:14 pm

    bit racist tho Wink
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    Post  jon carter on Fri Nov 02, 2012 1:18 am

    my fave thread is being neglected
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    Post  tanit on Fri Nov 02, 2012 1:23 am

    agreed!
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    Post  Bishop on Fri Nov 02, 2012 1:31 am

    agreed.
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    Post  Rrriot Guurl on Fri Nov 02, 2012 1:32 am

    it won't work on her
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    Post  Sherrers on Wed Nov 07, 2012 3:53 am

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    Post  peenieman on Thu Nov 08, 2012 12:50 am

    I say! (monocle drops out)
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    Post  wookie on Wed Nov 28, 2012 10:58 pm

    http://www.buzzfeed.com/amyodell/12-groundbreaking-new-fashions-for-men
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    Re: T.B's Vogue Ball

    Post  T.B on Fri Nov 30, 2012 1:32 am

    coming soon

    MENSWEAR winter collection
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    Post  Broadhead on Fri Nov 30, 2012 1:47 am

    T.B wrote:coming soon

    MENSWEAR winter collection

    Hurrah!
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    Post  Fandango Widewheels on Fri Nov 30, 2012 3:09 am

    Broadhead wrote:
    T.B wrote:coming soon

    MENSWEAR winter collection

    Hurrah!

    Bit late for you by the sounds of your recent shopping trip.
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    Post  Broadhead on Tue Dec 11, 2012 9:01 pm

    T.B wrote:coming soon

    MENSWEAR winter collection

    *cough*
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    Re: T.B's Vogue Ball

    Post  T.B on Tue Dec 11, 2012 10:35 pm

    You should wrap up with that cough.

    I'm doing nothing til this place picks up.
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    Post  Broadhead on Tue Dec 11, 2012 10:37 pm

    T.B wrote:You should wrap up with that cough.

    I'm doing nothing til this place picks up.

    I'm trying my best Very Happy
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    Re: T.B's Vogue Ball

    Post  Broadhead on Fri Dec 14, 2012 12:15 am

    T.B wrote:You should wrap up with that cough.

    I'm doing nothing til this place picks up.

    It's been mad busy the past couple of days. Your excuse is now invalid ma'am.
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    Re: T.B's Vogue Ball

    Post  T.B on Wed Dec 19, 2012 1:25 am

    Menswear

    So we've seen the unnatural disaster that is T shirts but let us not forget that Menswear is also a large part of FASH. Seeing as how FASH is entirely run by gayboyz at some point the law of averages says they have to stop torturing LAS GURLZ and make some shit for themselves to wear innit.

    Straight to the point. What the jiminy hell?!


    "Hiya, this is my Lobster vest. I know. I'm VERY different."


    There might be some MYTHBUSTING needed here. That Women have to bear all the pain and suffering. Of stupid heels, crazy gay fantasy-wear, endure humiliation and the slings and arrows of…


    Taking the ruff with the slings and arrows….sorry.

    Untrue. As you can see above.

    I mean look at this poor poppet's face ;


    "I want to the earth to take me now".

    He's WERQING that body but the face is quiet despair. The poor lad's tackle is netted and he's not happy. In his village he was a prince. I can say that but you can't laugh.

    On the other side of the coin check these happy chappies out ;


    "Tee-Hee, we are getting paid a mint and all the sausage we can handle"

    He's not happy cos he's been to Asda either. It might be because some genius has designed a velour spacesuit with built-in spoon and mirror I dunno. Looks handy for something. At least one vision of the future was fairly accurate. That everyone looks a proper pilchard and takes shitloads of gak? could be. At least they are in love.

    Now you'd be forgiven for saying "Oh woe is us TB! Ffffash for BOYZ is grim indeed. We is now off to do some grinding of teeth and wailing." and I'd be like ; SHEET it sure looks like that Pilgrim but WHOA NELLY. It isn't all bad. Come on little one. Take my hand I will show some other shit which you'd think was bad but is in fact alright. Pick anything, dafter the better JUMPSUITS you said?? that's a MAD choice kid. I like it. Surely a Jumpsuit is FIRMLY in the realm of Trekkies and action peados? Hey what if I said to you hold your horses there MISTER PRESUMPTUOUS! and exhibit A please ;



    WHAAA? I know? it's a jumpsuit but it WERQZ. Far out. Hey! while we are at it wrap your peeperz round THIS ;



    What? too soon right? Ok. Maybe next season child. You've done good though.
    ANYHOO .
    You are starting to sweat? You feel uncomfortable?? I Knooow. I make it look easy but IT'S A MINEFIELD. I mean it's so easy to go "oh Yeah TB. Lobster vest. Ha Ha I'm awesome because I have eyes and can understand your brilliant instructions" but then you go "AH! ooh! JUMPSUIT! help me." Not so easy is it Pilgrim. Now the true DANGER here is the GREY AREAS. For me there is always pleasure in FASH at either extreme of the spectrum. High Fash or crazy SHIT I am well happy. Stick me in the middle though and you think you know pain?? You know NOTHING trooper ;



    Everything about this hurts. Mock 'distress' on clothing AND model? check. Shit boring pack-a-mac daringly juxtaposed with HIDEOUS PANTALOONS?? oh check. Make up like bruises? 'Fraid so. Floating an inch off the catwalk? Blimey hell yes.
    But it's stuff like that and also LIKE THIS :



    …that drives me INSANE WITH WOMANLY RAGE. Quite apart from the fact that the red carpet is clearly ORANGE it just shouts at my soul like fingernails on a blackboard. WRRRRRRROOooooooonnnNNNNNGGGG. Like that. Do I have to mention a fanny pack? Must I point out the two tops gone to war and one isn't worth scoring over the other? The sheer NASTY PLASTIC of the shoe things. Just…. I need a rest…

    WAIT

    Can I just stop everything?

    Pull back my mighty curtain of Oz and reveal the real me? Little old me… just a humble amazing glamourous-puss with nothing but shitloads of awesome and a great-a-big bagful of fuck-off?

    The real me here is saying GOD HELP US ALL I WANT TO DIE.

    And so is he inside ;




    You know what is amazing about that one? NOTHING you say? no not exactly but points to you for being keen. No, what it is is that it amazingly takes the piss out of itself. With no help from me at all all. AND MY HELP AINT CHEAP I tell you.







    Oh shit what now?






    What a pair of cunts.
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    Re: T.B's Vogue Ball

    Post  Broadhead on Wed Dec 19, 2012 1:30 am

    Incredible cheerscheerscheers

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