Sherrers Wed Sep 09, 2009 2:04 am
nononooo!
I said I bet you saw it on one of those retarded american "science" channels where they get engineers to build cyborg "models" of the creatures that could NEVER have met and get them to "fight" in the studio.
"Well Don... As you can see... M.I.T university's T Rex... enthusiastically made of plasticine and jam has fallen over... so clearly the robotic half a grizzly bear our FX dept made at lunchtime could have totally knacked the T Rex, despite the fact a T rex is 40 times heavier and can fit the bear in it's mouth in one go and use it as a fuzzy toothpick... after the break... *MASSIVE DRUMS*... when the legendary unicorn is cornered in a forest by a German Panzer Tank... WHO would be victorious? our unqualified nitwits will FIGHT this imaginary battle for you right here in our studio... using time travelling CGI technology and dramatic music...."
Later on Scientific American
Isn't Weather Scary? 7pm
You could Quite Easily Die 8pm
Proving Deeply Stupid Things With Lots Of Money 9pm
When Things Spill, Get Knocked Over OR FALL OUT OF CUPBOARDS 10pm (parental advisory)