"Aio". It said.
"Fuck off!" was my reply.
No the 'eyes' in it's tail were not pink.
Fact.
Token Bird wrote:I once woke up with a strange dog sitting on me. A real dog not an ugly bloke. It doesn't sound like a lot but it scares me just thinking about it
Sherrers wrote:A baliff came round today.
Imagine his surprise when he met my dog and legal vocabulary. Not the dog's, he only speaks spanish. But I had appointed him my brief for the day.
He was further alarmed to discover I'd already clamped my own car and had it blocked in by neighbours.
He actually shook his fist like in a cartoon upon departure... which surprised and amused me.
Sherrers wrote:A baliff came round today.
Imagine his surprise when he met my dog and legal vocabulary. Not the dog's, he only speaks spanish. But I had appointed him my brief for the day.
He was further alarmed to discover I'd already clamped my own car and had it blocked in by neighbours.
He actually shook his fist like in a cartoon upon departure... which surprised and amused me.
Fandango Widewheels wrote:I did a google search for 'how to establish a state' and here it is:
www.nationstates.net/
Unfortunately it's only a game, but once you get the general gist you can just apply it to real life.
Sherrers wrote:We did this at school.
Basically you are Roger with a tea towel of "the republic of yorkshire" unless you have an army and an economy.
Basically I am a skint one-man-awkward squad with an imaginary government that rules nonexistent people.
So I'm either going to finish my war with Faith and siphon off their natural resources or you all start paying taxes.
I think we are still at the Robber-Baron stage.
If this forum was a country it would be a very quiet and unfertile area of bogland in the dark ages.
We've got a witch I MEAN WISE WOMAN and a serf. Some idiots but no village. And WE DON"T TAKE KOINDLEE TO STRRRRRANGERS OITHER...
It's a start!
Sherrers wrote:I just got woken up from a very pleasant ahem 'siesta' (it'll happen to you in a few years) by some one leaning on their horn right outside.
They'd been blocked in.
The blower was not from round here.
The blowee is a large local gentleman however it's his equally large lady currently fighting with the blower's missus.
The animal aggression of women is always surprising.
Ye Olde Rog wrote:my next door neighbour was a bit taken aback when I borrowed his nailgun off him and then promptly killed his cat with it.
Sherrers wrote:I did explain they were pretty deadly things. He wasn't having it.
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