I want to know all about what some of the northerns are actually like.
I'm overjoyed Nodule is real! but how real?
Actually, you'd make a good reporter S.O.N. Am I right in thinking it's the first time you'd met any of us?
Can you give us a run down on those who were out? like ;
Broadhead : Is he really so northern in real life and if so... is that actually possible? Did he drink Red Stripe all night, complain in short sentences and have a Kestrel?
Matt Long : I only have a picture of him as a bit of an urchin who likes a good time.
Mark D : I get an image of someone mental and funny trapped in the body of a stockbroker. Also quite dry.
Bishop : To be honest Bishop is so (searching for words here)... recklessly and unapologetically open on here (with practically a photo for every stupid story) I feel I know him already and he'll be exactly like he is on here in real life. Which is brilliant. Unless he really is a Lawyer. Which I am beginning to doubt.
Roger : I've met. Enough said
Scarlet Pimpernel : Did he like sort of pay to get in, stand at the bar, nod his head a bit look at his watch and leave without saying hello?
Jim : The elusive Jim. Is he as quiet in real life as he is on here?
Shady : mmmm. Not sure. He's been away for a while so my forum cartoon of him in my head has gone blurry. Er... does he look like Hong Kong Phooey?
Jonny Boy : I always imagine him as a bit of an ASBO teenager in a tracksuit and a "i might stab you I might not" look on him.
Wookie : his sentences are short and he plays it tough sometimes but I imagine he is so lovely you want to give him a big squeeze... but carefully. A bit like a real bear.
Ben : He's not around much so ... er... does he go around telling totally bonkers made-up News of The World science facts?
Tim : Has he grown a beard already? Is he a massive pain in the arse in real life like he is on here?
Have I missed anyone out? I did my best for action tuesday... reading between the lines about who was out and who wasn't.
Wait!
Gemma!
a. Is she real?
b. why doesn't she get on here anymore
c. Is Bishop as under the thumb as I think he is?
Also I technically Frenchy? he was on the forum. What about him then?
You don't have to answer the questions directly, I'll give extra points for added facts and photo evidence.
I CANNOT BELIEVE there was no group photo. You fools!