Broadhead says ; 'I just don't get it?'

What makes you think eh, What is the appeal? in other words, 'I just don't get it?'

Salad. A bizzarre food, probably invented by Hitler.

Oasis. The worst band ever, i hate everything they ever recorded.

Maths. This is because i'm thick i think, i panic at checkouts trying to work out if i have enough money on me.

Camping. I don't mind mincing about a bit, but sleeping in a tent is my idea of hell.

Heavy Metal. it's just a noise.

tracksuits. No one over the age of 14 should ever wear one, unless undertaking in physical activity (see below)

Physical activity. Unless it's sexy time, i just can't be bothered.

Twilight. I'm not a teenage girl, and vampires aren't real. Piss off.

I have many more, but that will do for now.

Its suddenly dawned on me that this is effectively the same as the Room 101 thread. Ignore me, my works system is down and i'm bored.

I just don't get the point of this thread.

*hangs self*

I would say this is subtly different to the room 101 thread, so here's my two penneth:

1.) The Beatles. Never got 'em. Tried many times but just don't get the appeal.

2.) Dubstep. I love dnb but I can't get into the dubstep thing.

3.) Swimming. If god wanted me to be at one with water he would have given me gills and flippers.

4.) People who holiday in the same place every year. There's a whole world out there to explore. Expand your horizons!

5.) People who live in the same village as they were brought up in. See point 4 plus the fact that you're missing out on meeting loads of amazing people, some of whom might just change your life.

Yeah, it is different innit!

*loosens noose, steps down off chair*

Broadhead wrote:Oasis. The worst band ever, i hate everything they ever recorded.

MarkD77 wrote:1.) The Beatles. Never got 'em. Tried many times but just don't get the appeal.

Oh no. You're both right. TORN. Can I not get both, or do I have to choose?

It is your choice, if you want both, then you have both.

I don't mind the Beatles though.

Broadhead wrote:Its suddenly dawned on me that this is effectively the same as the Room 101 thread. Ignore me, my works system is down and i'm bored.

I just don't get the point of this thread.

*hangs self*

I was wondering if you were trying to get yourself to the top of the 'Topic starters' chart there Widey...

I won't be stopped in my assault to the top of the charts. A bit like Lady GaGa, but without the million pound record company behind me. And a huge hype machine. And of course the evil.

It's just me, me cans and me kestrel.

I read the 'It's just me, me cans and me kestrel.' in the voice of Craig David on Bo Selecta...

The Mighty Boosh. I'm sorry but no. I saw them live (at a festival absolutely off my knackers) - still no.

1) i dont get how wine can taste of chocolate/citrus/plum etc, its made out of grapes, you've never eaten a chocolate bar and gone ohh that tastes like wine

2) coffee - horrible bitter tasting gunk

3) celery - has no point what so ever, do one

wookie wrote:

3) celery - has no point what so ever, do one

See also cucumber. You may as well drink water and eat grass...

Actually this is exactly how "room 101" was supposed to be if you read the first page of it.

Then it degenerated into something more beastly


You may return to your noose now Broadhead.

I wasn't around in those days. I do apologise.

Al is quite right but that doesn't make this wrong.

Salad. A bizzarre food, probably invented by Hitler.

One of many underrated Nazi contributions to society.
I put it to you Sir, that you are then by your very own admission a "Salad Dodger"?

Oasis. The worst band ever, i hate everything they ever recorded.

Agreed. Not even the best Beatles tribute band in the world never mind their (own) claims of best rock band.

Maths. This is because i'm thick i think, i panic at checkouts trying to work out if i have enough money on me.

I am numerically challenged. It's a form of Dyslexia. However I find Maths totally fascinating and love reading about it even if I can't add up with a calculator (true!). Yes you are thick

Camping. I don't mind mincing about a bit, but sleeping in a tent is my idea of hell.

We call it rambling not mincing but to be fair everyone who comes out with me doing it who is a city slicker does actually mince about. I don't get camping in campsites with 'all the comforts of home' . There is some joy to be had in getting away with your life in extreme conditions though.

Heavy Metal. it's just a noise.

This I heard very clearly in your voice It is such a None-More-Dad thing to say.

tracksuits. No one over the age of 14 should ever wear one, unless undertaking in physical activity (see below)

But what if you can't be arsed and are a fatty? Like Americans?

Physical activity. Unless it's sexy time, i just can't be bothered.

Best Broadhead post ever. It's-a-nize and fresh!

Twilight. I'm not a teenage girl, and vampires aren't real. Piss off.

hahaha! shit. I have been labouring under two massive misconceptions there. The only reason I come on here is I am convinced underneath all the cleverly hidden persona of slightly dull northerners and pensionable old gits there are loads of young girls using it as a pretense to get to me. Some are sexy vampires also.

Note to self ; destroy forum.

Busted.

I am Tina, the teen vampire and I want you Mr Big DJ.

At last I can drop this charade.

Where's my fucking goblet of kiddy blood!? I have to look a-nize-and fresh tonight for our date with destiny. Or Tim.

old fools

Ye Olde Rog wrote:Busted.

I am Tina, the teen vampire and I want you Mr Big DJ.

At last I can drop this charade.

Where's my fucking goblet of kiddy blood!? I have to look a-nize-and fresh tonight for our date with destiny. Or Tim.

Proper laugh out loud, the rest of the office think i'm a loony type moment reading that.

Ye Olde Rog wrote:Busted.

I am Tina, the teen vampire and I want you Mr Big DJ.

At last I can drop this charade.

Where's my fucking goblet of kiddy blood!? I have to look a-nize-and fresh tonight for our date with destiny. Or Tim.

Brilliant.

I'm actually a glazier called Bernard.

I am also after him.

Ye Olde Rog wrote:Busted.

I am Tina, the teen vampire and I want you Mr Big DJ.

At last I can drop this charade.

Where's my fucking goblet of kiddy blood!? I have to look a-nize-and fresh tonight for our date with destiny. Or Tim.

I can't believe we didn't notice this earlier. Never seen during the day, etc, etc...

bigdaddy wrote:
I can't believe we didn't notice this earlier. Never seen during the day, etc, etc...

...sleeps in a crate of soil etc etc

Sherrers wrote:

bigdaddy wrote:
I can't believe we didn't notice this earlier. Never seen during the day, etc, etc...

...sleeps in a crate of soil etc etc

Speaks with a pronounced Hungarian accent, etc, etc, etc, and keeps biting people, of course.

HOW WERE WE SO BLIND?



No, somehow I doubt it was that.

bigdaddy wrote:

Sherrers wrote:

bigdaddy wrote:
I can't believe we didn't notice this earlier. Never seen during the day, etc, etc...

...sleeps in a crate of soil etc etc

Speaks with a pronounced Hungarian accent, etc, etc, etc, and keeps biting people, of course.

HOW WERE WE SO BLIND?



No, somehow I doubt it was that.

I loved 'Aliens Ate My Buick' - wonder if it stands up to a listen now....

Thomas Dolby.

One of my heroes.

His work on Prefab Sprout was awesome.

I also saw him do a mental keyboard solo when I worked as crew on that Roger Waters does "The Wall" thing in Berlin. It was ROCKTASTIC grade made.

That sounded ironic. It was genuinely jaw dropping.

shAdy wrote:I loved 'Aliens Ate My Buick' - wonder if it stands up to a listen now....

Yes.

Wowser 1988...

Wasps!

What purpose do they honestly serve on this planet? apart from bugging people,and killing old folk!

Jay z!

I have followed rap music from day one, and i can honestly say that this individual is quite frankly one of the worst rappers i have ever heard!,utter shite,how on earth is he getting away with it?

Paul scholes

Cant tackle to save his life,arrogant,and turned his back on the national team in his prime,absolutely dispicable!,playing for your country is the ultimate accolade for a footballer,surely?,a disgrace in my opinion

Psytrance(yes i know,i keep going on about this)

What is it with this form of repetetive phychotic drill white noise death beat madness?,i just cant get my head round it,even whilst massively intoxicated,and reasonably high it still makes me feel ill

People who still exercise while on holiday

For gods sake,give it a rest!,i was sat on the most beautiful beach ever,and every day there were people jogging up and down,it was a 100 degrees for fucks sake,whats wrong with these people?

crang wrote:People who still exercise while on holiday

As previously mentioned, "unless it's sexy time".

"Jogging" to me is the perfect example of "I don't get it". Take shedloads of pills and dance it off, you headband-flouting pinkos.

bigdaddy wrote:

crang wrote:People who still exercise while on holiday

As previously mentioned, "unless it's sexy time".

"Jogging" to me is the perfect example of "I don't get it". Take shedloads of pills and dance it off, you headband-flouting pinkos.

I never got this. Drugs increase your heart rate, just like exercise. So how come I'm not doing the tour de france?

MarkD77 wrote:

bigdaddy wrote:

crang wrote:People who still exercise while on holiday

As previously mentioned, "unless it's sexy time".

"Jogging" to me is the perfect example of "I don't get it". Take shedloads of pills and dance it off, you headband-flouting pinkos.

I never got this. Drugs increase your heart rate, just like exercise. So how come I'm not doing the tour de france?

because you dont have a bike?