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    Post  Broadhead on Thu Apr 08, 2010 9:17 pm

    What makes you think eh, What is the appeal? in other words, 'I just don't get it?'

    Salad. A bizzarre food, probably invented by Hitler.

    Oasis. The worst band ever, i hate everything they ever recorded.

    Maths. This is because i'm thick i think, i panic at checkouts trying to work out if i have enough money on me.

    Camping. I don't mind mincing about a bit, but sleeping in a tent is my idea of hell.

    Heavy Metal. it's just a noise.

    tracksuits. No one over the age of 14 should ever wear one, unless undertaking in physical activity (see below)

    Physical activity. Unless it's sexy time, i just can't be bothered.

    Twilight. I'm not a teenage girl, and vampires aren't real. Piss off.

    I have many more, but that will do for now.
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    Post  Broadhead on Thu Apr 08, 2010 9:20 pm

    Its suddenly dawned on me that this is effectively the same as the Room 101 thread. Ignore me, my works system is down and i'm bored.

    I just don't get the point of this thread.

    *hangs self*
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    Post  Fandango Widewheels on Thu Apr 08, 2010 9:25 pm

    I would say this is subtly different to the room 101 thread, so here's my two penneth:

    1.) The Beatles. Never got 'em. Tried many times but just don't get the appeal.

    2.) Dubstep. I love dnb but I can't get into the dubstep thing.

    3.) Swimming. If god wanted me to be at one with water he would have given me gills and flippers.

    4.) People who holiday in the same place every year. There's a whole world out there to explore. Expand your horizons!

    5.) People who live in the same village as they were brought up in. See point 4 plus the fact that you're missing out on meeting loads of amazing people, some of whom might just change your life.


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    Post  Broadhead on Thu Apr 08, 2010 9:27 pm

    Yeah, it is different innit!

    *loosens noose, steps down off chair*
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    Post  bigdaddy on Thu Apr 08, 2010 9:36 pm

    Broadhead wrote:Oasis. The worst band ever, i hate everything they ever recorded.

    MarkD77 wrote:1.) The Beatles. Never got 'em. Tried many times but just don't get the appeal.

    Oh no. You're both right. TORN. Can I not get both, or do I have to choose?
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    Post  Broadhead on Thu Apr 08, 2010 9:39 pm

    It is your choice, if you want both, then you have both.

    I don't mind the Beatles though.
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    Post  shAdy on Thu Apr 08, 2010 9:54 pm

    Broadhead wrote:Its suddenly dawned on me that this is effectively the same as the Room 101 thread. Ignore me, my works system is down and i'm bored.

    I just don't get the point of this thread.

    *hangs self*

    I was wondering if you were trying to get yourself to the top of the 'Topic starters' chart there Widey... Wink
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    Post  Broadhead on Thu Apr 08, 2010 9:56 pm

    I won't be stopped in my assault to the top of the charts. A bit like Lady GaGa, but without the million pound record company behind me. And a huge hype machine. And of course the evil.

    It's just me, me cans and me kestrel.
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    Post  shAdy on Thu Apr 08, 2010 9:59 pm

    I read the 'It's just me, me cans and me kestrel.' in the voice of Craig David on Bo Selecta...

    The Mighty Boosh. I'm sorry but no. I saw them live (at a festival absolutely off my knackers) - still no.
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    Post  wookie on Thu Apr 08, 2010 10:02 pm

    1) i dont get how wine can taste of chocolate/citrus/plum etc, its made out of grapes, you've never eaten a chocolate bar and gone ohh that tastes like wine

    2) coffee - horrible bitter tasting gunk

    3) celery - has no point what so ever, do one
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    Post  shAdy on Thu Apr 08, 2010 10:10 pm

    wookie wrote:

    3) celery - has no point what so ever, do one

    See also cucumber. You may as well drink water and eat grass...
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    Post  RvZ on Thu Apr 08, 2010 10:27 pm

    Actually this is exactly how "room 101" was supposed to be if you read the first page of it.

    Then it degenerated into something more beastly Wink


    You may return to your noose now Broadhead.

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    Post  Broadhead on Thu Apr 08, 2010 10:47 pm

    I wasn't around in those days. I do apologise.
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    Post  Sherrers on Thu Apr 08, 2010 10:49 pm

    Al is quite right but that doesn't make this wrong.

    Salad. A bizzarre food, probably invented by Hitler.

    One of many underrated Nazi contributions to society.
    I put it to you Sir, that you are then by your very own admission a "Salad Dodger"?

    Oasis. The worst band ever, i hate everything they ever recorded.

    Agreed. Not even the best Beatles tribute band in the world never mind their (own) claims of best rock band.

    Maths. This is because i'm thick i think, i panic at checkouts trying to work out if i have enough money on me.

    I am numerically challenged. It's a form of Dyslexia. However I find Maths totally fascinating and love reading about it even if I can't add up with a calculator (true!). Yes you are thick Very Happy

    Camping. I don't mind mincing about a bit, but sleeping in a tent is my idea of hell.

    We call it rambling not mincing but to be fair everyone who comes out with me doing it who is a city slicker does actually mince about. I don't get camping in campsites with 'all the comforts of home' . There is some joy to be had in getting away with your life in extreme conditions though.

    Heavy Metal. it's just a noise.

    This I heard very clearly in your voice Very Happy It is such a None-More-Dad thing to say.

    tracksuits. No one over the age of 14 should ever wear one, unless undertaking in physical activity (see below)

    But what if you can't be arsed and are a fatty? Like Americans? Very Happy

    Physical activity. Unless it's sexy time, i just can't be bothered.

    Best Broadhead post ever. It's-a-nize and fresh!

    Twilight. I'm not a teenage girl, and vampires aren't real. Piss off.

    hahaha! shit. I have been labouring under two massive misconceptions there. The only reason I come on here is I am convinced underneath all the cleverly hidden persona of slightly dull northerners and pensionable old gits there are loads of young girls using it as a pretense to get to me. Some are sexy vampires also.

    Note to self ; destroy forum.
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    Post  Ye Olde Rog on Thu Apr 08, 2010 10:52 pm

    Busted.

    I am Tina, the teen vampire and I want you Mr Big DJ.

    At last I can drop this charade.

    Where's my fucking goblet of kiddy blood!? I have to look a-nize-and fresh tonight for our date with destiny. Or Tim.
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    Post  T.B on Thu Apr 08, 2010 10:53 pm

    Laughing Laughing

    old fools
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    Post  Broadhead on Thu Apr 08, 2010 10:53 pm

    Ye Olde Rog wrote:Busted.

    I am Tina, the teen vampire and I want you Mr Big DJ.

    At last I can drop this charade.

    Where's my fucking goblet of kiddy blood!? I have to look a-nize-and fresh tonight for our date with destiny. Or Tim.

    Laughing

    Proper laugh out loud, the rest of the office think i'm a loony type moment reading that.
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    Post  Bishop on Thu Apr 08, 2010 10:54 pm

    Ye Olde Rog wrote:Busted.

    I am Tina, the teen vampire and I want you Mr Big DJ.

    At last I can drop this charade.

    Where's my fucking goblet of kiddy blood!? I have to look a-nize-and fresh tonight for our date with destiny. Or Tim.


    Brilliant. Laughing Laughing
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    Post  T.B on Thu Apr 08, 2010 10:55 pm

    I'm actually a glazier called Bernard.

    I am also after him.
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    Post  bigdaddy on Thu Apr 08, 2010 11:04 pm

    Ye Olde Rog wrote:Busted.

    I am Tina, the teen vampire and I want you Mr Big DJ.

    At last I can drop this charade.

    Where's my fucking goblet of kiddy blood!? I have to look a-nize-and fresh tonight for our date with destiny. Or Tim.

    I can't believe we didn't notice this earlier. Never seen during the day, etc, etc...
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    Post  Sherrers on Thu Apr 08, 2010 11:06 pm

    bigdaddy wrote:
    I can't believe we didn't notice this earlier. Never seen during the day, etc, etc...

    ...sleeps in a crate of soil etc etc
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    Post  bigdaddy on Fri Apr 09, 2010 12:39 am

    Sherrers wrote:
    bigdaddy wrote:
    I can't believe we didn't notice this earlier. Never seen during the day, etc, etc...

    ...sleeps in a crate of soil etc etc

    Speaks with a pronounced Hungarian accent, etc, etc, etc, and keeps biting people, of course.

    HOW WERE WE SO BLIND?