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    Post  RvZ Mon Nov 29, 2010 9:16 pm

    I'm stuck in the frozen wastelands of regional hell but I can send a camera crew and an idiot in make up to cover what sounds like a very promising human interest story...

    I want it to be clear that the above is the highest setting of sarcasm I can do. No It's ridiculous and I hate everything.

    I may go into the inter-faith 'quiet room' for a small private non denominational breakdown.
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    Post  Fandango Widewheels Mon Nov 29, 2010 9:31 pm

    Al wrote:I'm stuck in the frozen wastelands of regional hell but I can send a camera crew and an idiot in make up to cover what sounds like a very promising human interest story...

    I want it to be clear that the above is the highest setting of sarcasm I can do. No It's ridiculous and I hate everything.

    I may go into the inter-faith 'quiet room' for a small private non denominational breakdown.

    I'm sure there must be a coop somewhere that has run out of bread and milk to send your crew to.
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    Post  elrusto Mon Nov 29, 2010 10:38 pm

    Al wrote:I may go into the inter-faith 'quiet room' for a small private non denominational breakdown.

    Ha ha haaa!!!
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    Post  T.B Tue Nov 30, 2010 1:39 am

    Al wrote:I'm stuck in the frozen wastelands of regional hell but I can send a camera crew and an idiot in make up to cover what sounds like a very promising human interest story...

    I want it to be clear that the above is the highest setting of sarcasm I can do. No It's ridiculous and I hate everything.

    I may go into the inter-faith 'quiet room' for a small private non denominational breakdown.


    That post was just so very you Al. At your worst you really shine. You are a true Brit aren't you?

    Bless. You are in telly hell I can imagine.
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    Post  Fandango Widewheels Tue Nov 30, 2010 1:49 am

    All this talk of snow and weather must sound rather amusing to you southerns.
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    Post  T.B Tue Nov 30, 2010 1:53 am

    Noooo we've had ice and terrible road stuff and well some weather!
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    Post  Fandango Widewheels Tue Nov 30, 2010 2:33 am

    Token Bird wrote:Noooo we've had ice and terrible road stuff and well some weather!

    There better be no snow and ice when we pitch up for Timmy's do! I'll never be able to walk in my heels affraid
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    Post  Fandango Widewheels Tue Nov 30, 2010 10:54 pm

    Drove oop north last night. Had some great fun going round corners sideways on the A19 which was pretty much covered with snow.
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    Post  Matt Long Tue Nov 30, 2010 11:07 pm

    I'm off down Ilkley Moor on the sledge.......pulled by the great dane :-)
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    Post  Fandango Widewheels Tue Nov 30, 2010 11:53 pm

    Matt Long wrote:I'm off down Ilkley Moor on the sledge.......pulled by the great dane :-)

    Day off school?
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    Post  Son of Nod Wed Dec 01, 2010 12:16 am

    MarkD77 wrote:
    Matt Long wrote:I'm off down Ilkley Moor on the sledge.......pulled by the great dane :-)

    Day off school?

    Laughing Laughing
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    Post  Ye Olde Rog Wed Dec 01, 2010 2:42 am

    fucking stalin STILL expects me to help him move big stuff in a van tomorrow.

    the fact no vehicle can get to his house doesn't "appear to be a problem"


    more updates from the arctic as they come in.


    it will be worth it just to see him in full King Canute mode. he's deranged enough to think, despite all human history as contrary evidence, that he can defeat the elements.


    I shall provide moral support and suppressed laughter.
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    Post  Fandango Widewheels Wed Dec 01, 2010 4:39 am

    Ye Olde Rog wrote:fucking stalin STILL expects me to help him move big stuff in a van tomorrow.

    the fact no vehicle can get to his house doesn't "appear to be a problem"


    more updates from the arctic as they come in.


    it will be worth it just to see him in full King Canute mode. he's deranged enough to think, despite all human history as contrary evidence, that he can defeat the elements.


    I shall provide moral support and suppressed laughter.

    I'm guessing our dark lord is one of these people who HAS to do everything himself unlike the rest of us who would rather pay someone to do those type of nasty jobs i.e. removals?
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    Post  RvZ Wed Dec 01, 2010 7:25 am

    won't buy anything new if the old one can't be fixed, by himself. won't let anyone pay for anything, get a word in or do anything unless he can get to it first. won't pay for anything that he can't make, fix or fuck up himself. i mean, he pulls his own teeth out! if he's not happy with the music scene he'll make up a daft genre or start a radio station. he's fucking deranged.

    can you imagine having to live with him? Shocked
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    Post  shAdy Wed Dec 01, 2010 9:23 pm

    Ye Olde Rog wrote:fucking stalin STILL expects me to help him move big stuff in a van tomorrow.

    the fact no vehicle can get to his house doesn't "appear to be a problem"


    more updates from the arctic as they come in.


    it will be worth it just to see him in full King Canute mode. he's deranged enough to think, despite all human history as contrary evidence, that he can defeat the elements.


    I shall provide moral support and suppressed laughter.

    It is absolutely chucking snow down in Leeds now. This ^ surely cannot be going well.
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    Post  Matt Long Wed Dec 01, 2010 9:59 pm

    I offered Tim my services,haven't heard a thing. It's bad enough in my part of Ilkley,but there'll be no chance of getting downfrom the lodge.
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    Post  jim_kezzle Wed Dec 01, 2010 10:49 pm

    I drove to work, wish I hadnt, stayed two hours then fucked off back home, horrible getting back in to Leeds, rear wheel drive doesnt work well in snow, I'm home now and going nowhere anytime soon. (75 mile round trip to work too!)
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    Post  shAdy Thu Dec 02, 2010 3:19 am

    It's been carnage in Kirkstall - especially the hill from Morrisons upwards.
    After we'd helped a few people struggling to get their cars up the hill on our stroll to Morrisons my housemate asked me if it was "Time to start looting yet"...
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    Post  Fandango Widewheels Thu Dec 02, 2010 3:26 am

    Not that bad in't North East. Not looking forward to the journey back south on Friday though if things don't improve.
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    Post  Ye Olde Rog Thu Dec 02, 2010 9:08 am

    my new motto is : "I'm staying indoors... I may be some time"
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    Post  Ye Olde Rog Thu Dec 02, 2010 9:16 am

    Al wrote:won't buy anything new if the old one can't be fixed, by himself. won't let anyone pay for anything, get a word in or do anything unless he can get to it first. won't pay for anything that he can't make, fix or fuck up himself. i mean, he pulls his own teeth out! if he's not happy with the music scene he'll make up a daft genre or start a radio station. he's fucking deranged.

    can you imagine having to live with him? Shocked

    that is very accurate only it doesn't really get across the full insanity of his character.

    text from earlier today ;

    "It's ok if you can't make it, I'll come and get you if you like. I'm hiring the van anyway and off to get half a ton of rocksalt with it. The path will be clear by tomorrow regardless of weather. I love snow driving once all the civilians have crashed and/or given up."

    Yeah you and nobody else you mental robot.

    I've also been told "It's all about being in high rather than low gear, if you can ski you can snow drive."

    I said if you can't walk in it you can't drive in it.

    He disagreed. Surprisingly.
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    Post  Bishop Thu Dec 02, 2010 9:12 pm

    Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

    Its fucking brilliant in Blyth, loads of snow and crashed vehicles.
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    Post  Fandango Widewheels Thu Dec 02, 2010 9:16 pm

    It's like 'Location, Location, Location - Extreme!'

    Al, commission it.
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    Post  RvZ Fri Dec 03, 2010 9:39 am

    channel 5 beat us to it
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    Post  RvZ Fri Dec 03, 2010 9:42 am

    Ye Olde Rog wrote:
    Al wrote:won't buy anything new if the old one can't be fixed, by himself. won't let anyone pay for anything, get a word in or do anything unless he can get to it first. won't pay for anything that he can't make, fix or fuck up himself. i mean, he pulls his own teeth out! if he's not happy with the music scene he'll make up a daft genre or start a radio station. he's fucking deranged.

    can you imagine having to live with him? Shocked

    that is very accurate only it doesn't really get across the full insanity of his character.

    text from earlier today ;

    "It's ok if you can't make it, I'll come and get you if you like. I'm hiring the van anyway and off to get half a ton of rocksalt with it. The path will be clear by tomorrow regardless of weather. I love snow driving once all the civilians have crashed and/or given up."

    Yeah you and nobody else you mental robot.

    I've also been told "It's all about being in high rather than low gear, if you can ski you can snow drive."

    I said if you can't walk in it you can't drive in it.

    He disagreed. Surprisingly.


    has anyone heard from him at all?

    just realised he is actually properly in the countryside. like actually rural.

    he could be dead. which would really balls up my plans to have my yearly knees up on the 17th.
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    Post  mr.a Fri Dec 03, 2010 7:28 pm

    So its like the end of the world up there is it? We were supposed to have Fergie over today at Danceteria and he´s now stuck in Glasgow Airport, without any news on connection flights etc. Apparently the Gatwick airport is closed...seems like a right chaos...
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    Post  wookie Fri Dec 03, 2010 10:02 pm

    according to the news and the way people are acting, its the second ice age

    on the news it said all london airports were open this morning

    don't know about scotland, i didnt even know they had the wheel, never mind an airport.
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    Post  Fandango Widewheels Fri Dec 03, 2010 10:43 pm

    wookie wrote:according to the news and the way people are acting, its the second ice age

    on the news it said all london airports were open this morning

    don't know about scotland, i didnt even know they had the wheel, never mind an airport.

    They don't have the wheel, the planes run on skis.
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    Post  Ben Fri Dec 03, 2010 10:56 pm

    MarkD77 wrote:
    wookie wrote:according to the news and the way people are acting, its the second ice age

    on the news it said all london airports were open this morning

    don't know about scotland, i didnt even know they had the wheel, never mind an airport.

    They don't have the wheel, the planes run on skis.

    Hold on, hold on you english have needed the help from us scotts with some of our inventions!!

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scottish_inventions_and_discoveries
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    Post  shAdy Fri Dec 03, 2010 11:26 pm

    I got as far as Ferrybridge services today and had to stop to defrost my washer jets (despite my washer fluid being around 95% pure). I rang the office to tell them I was coming in but would be late (I was already late). They informed me that they'd had 10 inches of snow overnight and to turn around. Now at home waiting for the Ashes highlights at 2pm. Bingo.

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