I want it to be clear that the above is the highest setting of sarcasm I can do. It's ridiculous and I hate everything.
I may go into the inter-faith 'quiet room' for a small private non denominational breakdown.
Al wrote:I'm stuck in the frozen wastelands of regional hell but I can send a camera crew and an idiot in make up to cover what sounds like a very promising human interest story...
I want it to be clear that the above is the highest setting of sarcasm I can do. It's ridiculous and I hate everything.
I may go into the inter-faith 'quiet room' for a small private non denominational breakdown.
Al wrote:I may go into the inter-faith 'quiet room' for a small private non denominational breakdown.
Al wrote:I'm stuck in the frozen wastelands of regional hell but I can send a camera crew and an idiot in make up to cover what sounds like a very promising human interest story...
I want it to be clear that the above is the highest setting of sarcasm I can do. It's ridiculous and I hate everything.
I may go into the inter-faith 'quiet room' for a small private non denominational breakdown.
Token Bird wrote:Noooo we've had ice and terrible road stuff and well some weather!
Matt Long wrote:I'm off down Ilkley Moor on the sledge.......pulled by the great dane :-)
MarkD77 wrote:Matt Long wrote:I'm off down Ilkley Moor on the sledge.......pulled by the great dane :-)
Day off school?
Ye Olde Rog wrote:fucking stalin STILL expects me to help him move big stuff in a van tomorrow.
the fact no vehicle can get to his house doesn't "appear to be a problem"
more updates from the arctic as they come in.
it will be worth it just to see him in full King Canute mode. he's deranged enough to think, despite all human history as contrary evidence, that he can defeat the elements.
I shall provide moral support and suppressed laughter.
Ye Olde Rog wrote:fucking stalin STILL expects me to help him move big stuff in a van tomorrow.
the fact no vehicle can get to his house doesn't "appear to be a problem"
more updates from the arctic as they come in.
it will be worth it just to see him in full King Canute mode. he's deranged enough to think, despite all human history as contrary evidence, that he can defeat the elements.
I shall provide moral support and suppressed laughter.
Al wrote:won't buy anything new if the old one can't be fixed, by himself. won't let anyone pay for anything, get a word in or do anything unless he can get to it first. won't pay for anything that he can't make, fix or fuck up himself. i mean, he pulls his own teeth out! if he's not happy with the music scene he'll make up a daft genre or start a radio station. he's fucking deranged.
can you imagine having to live with him?
Ye Olde Rog wrote:Al wrote:won't buy anything new if the old one can't be fixed, by himself. won't let anyone pay for anything, get a word in or do anything unless he can get to it first. won't pay for anything that he can't make, fix or fuck up himself. i mean, he pulls his own teeth out! if he's not happy with the music scene he'll make up a daft genre or start a radio station. he's fucking deranged.
can you imagine having to live with him?
that is very accurate only it doesn't really get across the full insanity of his character.
text from earlier today ;
"It's ok if you can't make it, I'll come and get you if you like. I'm hiring the van anyway and off to get half a ton of rocksalt with it. The path will be clear by tomorrow regardless of weather. I love snow driving once all the civilians have crashed and/or given up."
Yeah you and nobody else you mental robot.
I've also been told "It's all about being in high rather than low gear, if you can ski you can snow drive."
I said if you can't walk in it you can't drive in it.
He disagreed. Surprisingly.
wookie wrote:according to the news and the way people are acting, its the second ice age
on the news it said all london airports were open this morning
don't know about scotland, i didnt even know they had the wheel, never mind an airport.
MarkD77 wrote:wookie wrote:according to the news and the way people are acting, its the second ice age
on the news it said all london airports were open this morning
don't know about scotland, i didnt even know they had the wheel, never mind an airport.
They don't have the wheel, the planes run on skis.
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