VVWI

The Return of The Prodigals

Al — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 19:38:52 GMT

Welcome back Tom, Frenchy and Juanito!

Where the hell you been?

And where is Mark77??

VVWI Fun Bus to Matter

wookie — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 13:43:19 GMT

please put your names down if your coming, we need 10 by monday

chartz (post yrs here)

bigdaddy — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 18:28:59 GMT

I really quite liked this old school collection from Marc Romboy: https://www.beatport.com/en-US/html/content/chart/detail/19852/marc_romboy_-_old_school_selections Disclaimer: obviously I had something to do with getting it on beatport, but I like the selection regardless. I'm a sucker for old Armand van Helden tracks.

mmacat - meaow

jim_kezzle — Tue, 09 Jun 2009 14:23:22 GMT

Anyone heard of or tried this new legal high doing the rounds called mmcat or meaow.

AVATAR SHUFFLE

Al — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 12:28:13 GMT

There has been a problem with the site lately, essential maintenance, leaves on the track etc etc

If you could put up a new avatar that would be great.

Personally I like an "olde world" theme

Recession Thread. Who is Tiny Tim and Who is Scrooge?

Jonny Boy — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 19:07:15 GMT

Following timbo's suggestion I'd like to open bidding by saying I am 22, have a student loan the size of a small african country's GNP, no job and don't qualify for benefit worth mentioning.

And I weigh 8 stone.

more mundane wookie facts

wookie — Fri, 15 May 2009 17:01:35 GMT

i've never been to spain or australia

i've ridden on a baby elephant

i broke my arm, by running over myself with my sledge

and i have a fear of going ice skating, falling over and some skating by and slicing my fingers off

hot tache a go-go

Sherrers — Tue, 28 Apr 2009 17:31:00 GMT

fear not feministas this is not what you think. Merely a celebration of the manly arts.... the semiotics of the mustache The Private Investigator This species is best worn in the company of other men. The man's man's mustache. Only the gentleman of leisure who's main interests are unnecessarily loud shirts, borrowed cars, helicopter rides and part crime solving need apply for this. Although why any sane person would crave their privates inspected closely is clearly ...

newbies don't be scared

Al — Mon, 14 Sep 2009 13:28:32 GMT

I can't help but notice we have a lot of lurkers. Lurkers are people who read the board but are either not joined or are registered... but aren't involved. It may seem from the outside that we are a tight bunch of raffish chums but in fact very few of us have met and are scattered all over the country (and europe) and we are very nice and don't bite. Feel free to jump into any thread you have to start somewhere! Message ends.

Regional Words and Olde Worlde Swearies...

Sherrers — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 22:10:04 GMT

Doylum.

His master's IBIZA VOICE

bigdaddy — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 13:10:26 GMT

Lengthy interview with Mr Sheridan on Ibiza Voice on the Limited Love Orchestra today ...

"Ibiza Voice ropes in an old friend to discuss the nature of live electronic music and what that means today. Tim Sheridan joins Christian Pickersgill to get to the bottom of this heated debate..."

http://www.ibiza-voice.com/story/news/2045

strange things you've seen

wookie — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 09:57:52 GMT

i saw two women fighting at a bus stop this morning

one was on crutches, and was wielding one as a weapon

Circo Loco @ Junk Club w/ Tania Vulcano, Shane Watcha, Sam Russo...

SamRusso54Music — Mon, 09 Nov 2009 19:59:58 GMT

CIRCOLOCO SOUTH COAST DC-10 IBIZA REUNION - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - SATURDAY 28TH NOVEMBER - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - MAIN ROOM - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - ...

Where's Frenchy???

Sherrers — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 23:46:46 GMT

I thought there was someone missing!

What happened to Tall Boy? Not seen him for ages, never mind had him posting on here.

Any sightings? hope he is alright.

FORUM DRINK UP Part II

Sherrers — Fri, 22 May 2009 09:09:52 GMT

esteemed Spamily members

before I reveal the details of a spiffing plan I have, does this Saturday (tomorrow in fact! D'oh) appeal to any of you for a Drink Up in Leeds?

I have playing on my internal jukebox.....

Broadhead — Thu, 10 Sep 2009 09:19:08 GMT

....Earth Song by Michael Jackson.

What could i possibly have done to deserve such a terrible song whirling round my brain?

Its just not fair. I've had a tough year, but this is easily the biggest struggle i have faced thus far.

Help me please (thats me by the way, not Michael calling for assistance from his earthy bunker in LA).

Weather report folks.

Bishop — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 06:37:33 GMT

Can you proper Northerners keep me informed as to the weather up your neck of the woods please during the day.

Due to do a Balloon flight over york at 5 this evening.

I dont like heights.

Questions you'd like to know the answers too

wookie — Mon, 07 Sep 2009 21:09:15 GMT

how rich do you have to be before you can have a telephone/tv in your toilet?

will madonna ever die, or is she just like dorian gray?

and what happend to rick moranis?

VVWI020 BIONIC LANGUAGE - Tim Sheridan w Adultnapper mix for your listening pleasure

bigdaddy — Fri, 16 Oct 2009 14:26:22 GMT

"Weird as fuck...nice job!" - Konrad Black "What a phenomenal record! One of the best records of the year for me already!" - OurHouse magazine. BIONIC LANGUAGE HOUSE MIX | ADULTNAPPER RMX | ORIGINAL. VVWI recordings is pleased as punch to welcome New York's greatest electronic export to our strength. Adultnapper AKA Francis Harris has worked hand in glove with esteemed VVWI stalwart Mr C (as "Sycophantic Slags") for many years and has single-handedly ...

country code questions

Al — Sat, 02 May 2009 11:21:45 GMT

right!

I've gone on holiday by mistake. It's doing my head in. I've found the only wi-fi spot in a zillion miles. What I demand to know is :

1. why are people talking to us?
2. what's with dead pheasants everywhere?
3. why are sheep ganging up on us?
4. why is the water all brown?
4. why are the ducks white and yellow? are they bloody mutants?

Things You Were Scared Of

Sherrers — Sat, 25 Apr 2009 19:55:57 GMT

Nuclear War. In a proper having-nightmares-every-night-for-years way. Doctor Who. Who wasn't? The Mirror at the end of the room in my first solo bedroom. It had a man with a green face in it. One of my books had a scary cover and it had to have been my brother but it would find it's way out of the shelves and face outwards all the time. The two Bulldogs up the street. Pittsey. A psycho kid with a flick knife who lived nearby. But everyone was scared of him. He got put away for murder ...

The Embarrasing Moments Thread

Ben — Thu, 01 Oct 2009 12:54:14 GMT

When I was younger I went to a boarding school called Stonyhurst. Every Sunday we had mass. I decided to impress my parents and became and alter boy. On the first weekend of my new role my parents came up to see me. My job was to walk behind the priest with a large candle. After this I would kneel with the candle in front of the alter. Dressed in white robs with a red scarf I felt rather hot. Half way though the service we had to stand. As I rose to my feet I decided to faint and went flying ...

Things I Learned Today

Token Bird — Fri, 01 May 2009 14:53:58 GMT

I can now :

Master tracks at Home

Break the arm of an attacker from the rear.

Boo!

Favourite tipples

jim_kezzle — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 02:42:02 GMT

Booze is ace and it has many forms, whats your favourite, whether it be a brand of beer/whatever, a special cocktail or some household cleaning liquid?

Personally, lately I've been loving the Kopparberg Pear cider, now that stuff is fucking amazing.

Recommend me an album.

Bishop — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 11:41:32 GMT

Come all ye knowledgeable folks, I am in desperate need of some new music.

Anyone got any recommendations please?

Total Tool

Sherrers — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 18:34:08 GMT

I have a mad jones for powertools. in fact any tools.

This is my current prized item

What is the stupidest everyday thing you have done?

Sherrers — Sun, 13 Sep 2009 22:44:23 GMT

Today I was very cross that there was nothing proper to eat when I got in so I got a tin of beans and as is often the case when I am cross, I pulled the ring clear off the tin.

I spent the next half hour looking for tools to open it. I broke a fingernail off and snapped a knife in two trying to open it.

35 minutes later I remembered tin openers still exist.

VVWI Leeds

Ben — Thu, 10 Sep 2009 08:55:40 GMT

All right Tim, was wondering when you are next throwing a party in Leeds?? I have not managed to get to any down south. Plus missed the night @ Kerbcrawler. Also whats the chance of you playing @ Basics with Mr C again?? Anyways both myself and my woman want to attend a VVWI night. It has been far to long.

Things to listen to! (Recommendations of legal music to download/stream)

tdmusic — Thu, 30 Apr 2009 16:29:45 GMT

Right-o, here's my idea: I like listening to music, particularly DJ sets, and download lots of stuff. However, there's so much music out there on the internet that it's nice to get recommendations of stuff to save you sifting through all the crap (or missing out on stuff). So I'm thinking those of us who want to can post up links to music they recommend listening to (and those of us who are lucky enough to get to wear headphones at work can reap the benefits ), and we can all have a nice ...

Fucking Facebook

Sherrers — Sat, 05 Sep 2009 14:52:25 GMT

Jesus I went on to look at mine for the first time. What a chavalanche of shit!

I honestly searched high and low for a plus but it totally eludes me. I saw one (that is ONE) person out of 3,050 messages who was an old friend i was pleased to see.

Kill me now. The world has gone mental.

The Ones You Love To Hate

Son of Nod — Sat, 10 Oct 2009 08:20:00 GMT

Vere cans von gets dis tune...fleas?

The SHOE thread

Sherrers — Thu, 09 Apr 2009 15:45:54 GMT

So in this season ;

Fancy Cake?

Son of Nod — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 12:52:27 GMT

As a lover of CAKE....I wish to share this with you all......please have a slice....

Who would you like to see play at Matter?

Sherrers — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 18:24:51 GMT

This isn't one of those pathetic "ooh we're so out of touch we have no idea who to book" threads. We actually have a list. It's a corker. No I won't post it up I'd be interested to see if there is any correlation between our list and your ideas That is all

Are You a Bumpkin Or a Slicker? try my fun quiz

Sherrers — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 19:03:04 GMT

Country Bumpkins VS City Slickers Try my fun quiz and see which one YOU are : It is raining... a) ... at Glastonbury! In ibiza! everywhere I go man! Global warming innit. b) ... forcefully! in a wholesome, cleansing way. c) ... fucking sideways til one side of your face hurts. d) ... is it? you've just come in from outside and you are all wet and fully dressed? I don't have a pool or moat so... You own Barbour because ? a) You saw it get massive props in The ...

The RadioHead Conundrum and other DD highlights

Sherrers — Mon, 12 Oct 2009 10:55:52 GMT

Great to see Dirty Disco back with a splash. Highlights for me where : seeing about 90% of the forum there. Scott "Broaders" Broadhead's patented Radiohead conundrum conversation mass murderer. "anyway! what's your stance on Radiohead?... come on!" Managing to embarrass Derrick to death with tales of his exploits he'd obviously totally forgotten. He ran away! Nice to see a live band out for a change. Altogether... jolly good.

Can we have a mix please Tim?

Ye Olde Rog — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 19:08:25 GMT

thankingyew

What Would You Do With A Disposable Income?

Sherrers — Wed, 30 Sep 2009 13:58:24 GMT

This isn't one of those "if I was a millionaire" things 'cos really... if you got to be a millionaire you are generally a type of person that doesn't dispose of income... But if you, theoretically, had a bit of money regularly going spare what would you do with it if say... you had to spend it for tax reasons. A bit like Brewster's Millions but without the Millions. I'd defo keep a horse. And I'd cruise around the country buying book collections if I ever had days ...

Mixmag Party @ Kerbrcrawler who's going!!

Ben — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 10:19:35 GMT

Right to start off I'm not promoting this night just have not been out in ages and thought I would see if anyone from the forum might be there. Bellow are the details: The Mixmag UK Tour – Launch Event @ Kerbcrawler, Leeds Saturday 3rd October Boo-ya: The Mixmag Tour is back, away from prying eyes and at a venue they’ll damn sure put their stamp all over. Kerbcrawler, Leeds’ abandoned garage-turned-club, is surrounded by nothingness on the fringe of the city centre, but ...

Berlin November

Matt Long — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 17:56:53 GMT

Could someone tell me the berlin date please?? Need to get my passport sorted for a weekend of pure mayhem!! Also any news on the new Matter date yet? Need to start thinking about a hotel for the Sunday night,no way am i driving back to leeds again!!!

Impending doom after the forum drink up

Broadhead — Fri, 25 Sep 2009 07:50:16 GMT

So, did anyone shame themselves?

Do you all feel like death?

Did Bishop enjoy sleeping in the shed after Midgetgem locked him out?

Does the Gay Death Star live up to expectations?

I wish i had been able to come out last night, but i was with you in spirit, as i lay there wide awake with excrutiating stomach pains from 2am onwards. Right laugh!

We would like to welllllllcommmmmme ... our newest member! the ineffable! the really quite tall! as featured in copa cabana ... yes, it's ...

bigdaddy — Tue, 15 Sep 2009 22:41:22 GMT

CHICO!

Say hi!

what is the point

chico — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 14:47:51 GMT

what is the point of this forum

rice pudding

chico — Tue, 22 Sep 2009 22:32:51 GMT

after doing some serious testing ive come to the conclusion that tesco rice pudding is the bom an great value for money has anyone else tried it out?

what the fuck is going on with Ibiza?

Jonny Boy — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 12:00:25 GMT

tim?

we all booked in to come here for your birhtday. where are you?

saw a thing that says now you are here to tomorrow?

apparently the 'house revival' is now dead already

Jnr DJ — Mon, 07 Sep 2009 10:55:22 GMT

I didn't even know it started!

I went to your link for Richard Seeley on Drowned in Sound and they were already bitching about being bored of bongos or some shit.

Christ it makes you depressed the people involved in our scene.

Who will surface first?

bigdaddy — Tue, 01 Sep 2009 09:31:44 GMT

I had a very quiet one, thanks for asking. Yourself?

The Cream Of The Bonkers Google Ads

Sherrers — Sat, 02 May 2009 13:05:11 GMT

why dump the ads when they can be so much fun? a selection of the ads (all 100% real) I have clocked on here ; The Village At Mammoth Lowest prices guaranteed at The Village At Mammoth in Mammoth www.GreatLateDeals.co.uk/Mammoth just in case you weren't sure... it's in Mammoth Mobility Aids Equipment Chairs, Beds, Scooters and Bathing, Order Your Free 84-Page Catalogue www.GreatBritishMobility.com How old is your brain? Take our free brain age test now. ...

No Way! It's The Spanish Inquisition.

Ye Olde Rog — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 09:36:27 GMT

It's never Eduardo? Latest member "Don Eduardo"?

Is that you Eduardo?

We like Jaded

Token Bird — Mon, 17 Aug 2009 09:23:01 GMT

You saved their bacon again timbo.... what is up with that sound system? Anyway, thanks for getting us all in, it was a blinder. Is it going to be a regular thing? We decided we like it in Jaded now. It's not so hard on you for having a VAGINA as it used to be We may even go if you are not playing